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Trivial Pursuits => Science & Nature => Topic started by: Bobby Isosceles on August 25, 2005, 12:55:07 pm

Title: Todd: Like Owner Like Squirrel
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on August 25, 2005, 12:55:07 pm

http://www.local6.com/news/4872001/detail.html

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"The claws are very sharp, I guess he mistook me for a tree," officer Flowers said. "The squirrel was moving at such speed, I didn't see it and neither did my partner standing shoulder-length away from me."

Flowers drove to a hospital after the attack while other officers captured Spanky the squirrel and arrested its owner.

Title: Todd: Like Owner Like Squirrel
Post by: Golfhaus on August 25, 2005, 06:51:14 pm

Typical humanist media.

Certainly, that woman was just the woman Todd was getting his swerve on with. Owner, indeed. I would just as much wager that TODD was the "owner" in that relationship.