The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board
Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: V-Adore on September 05, 2005, 03:43:28 pm
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I'm not sure if these are actually the first blog updates of the month, but I see no thread, so here goes.
Beef's... eh. Maybe funny setup, not that funny as itself. Ray's is gold, though, especially his "wine critique while high" bit. Chris's I'm never sure how to analyze anymore, really, so I'll leave it at "Chris's blog updated."
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Ray's last update was kind of funny for me, because I thought that Philippe had written it until I read the second sentence. I like Siccio.
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Pat strikes me as the kind of guy so choked up by authority that he exercises little-used rules daily just to be a dick (citizen's arrests, et al). I can't see him throwing a rock through a window since that's an outright risk.
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How can you hate something as vitally important as sunglasses?
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I bet Ray's a nightmare smoking partner.
You'd be tempted in by the jays rolled with Swiss precision, high calibre munchies and awesome entertainment system.
Things would fall apart if you tried to play some cds you brought along, cook some food yourself and/or attempt any sort of free-form stoned activity that Ray hadn't set-up.
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"stick a buck in the levee," huh, beef?
i guess don't have TVs in nicaragua.
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Did Molly and Nice Pete forget how to use a computer?
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Even Philippe can tell that nobody ever laughs in Pat's house. But I'm glad that somebody called him on the treasure chest. That's just not classy.
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Siccio's drawings make the barber trial arc. Friggin Siccio! He's in a better place now. What can be said about this guy? We hardly got a glimpse. I would love for T-man and Nx2 to perform the murder act on him.
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I really wish the "Lyle's piss" blog thread would go away.
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I really wish the "Lyle's piss" blog thread would go away.
Really? I just assumed that after the baby had stopped being a baby (6 months and counting) that the "Current Baby Status" panel would change to being the "Lyle's Piss Status" panel.
But on the other hand, yes, hearing about the varying consistencies of Lyle's piss is particularly disgusting, especially since I tend to read this board right when I get to work, before even a cup of coffee has been had.
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Teodor's blog is not one you want to read when it is 2 AM and you are hungry. I want to make fresh pizza so bad right now. Those recipes sound like the best things ever.
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I know I'd be creeped out by a 100 year-old Mr. Bear dancing on my grave.
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An old buddy of mine use to do this sort of thing on his website, where he'd take a spam mail or website thing and respond to it as if it were a letter from someone he knew, and he'd get all indignant on it. Mr. Bear has done the same sort of thing, only about fifty (50) times better.
"Things arise" enters the lexicon now.
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I still prefer Lore taking on the 100-question purity test, (http://www.brunching.com/parodytest.html) but Mr. Bear's is also excellent. I rather like how he shows all sorts of signs of having a gambling problem, but somehow in context they seem totally appropriate.
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Also amusing to me is the seventy-five instances where he could follow up a statement with "Duh!" but doesn't. Because he's Mr. Bear. And Mr. Bear has class.
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52. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
Either that or I've had sexual intercourse on a plate of salsa. I'm not sure which.
Filth
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Man I'd hate to be Nice Pete's publisher. The leftover pieces of him, I mean.
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It's like working QA on the line at a bagel company but all the bagels going past you are shaped like hammers and sickles and you're not sure if you should say anything or just let the machines do their work.
Now I wish more than anything for someone to open a COMMIE BAGEL FACTORY somewhere in my town.
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I'm sure the place Onstad seeks doesn't exist anywhere, but even if it did he wouldn't like it any better than the place he resides currently.
Can he seriously be as big of an asshole as he seems in his blog?
~Paul
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Uh-oh. Looks like Philippe is about to get traumatised. Again.
Philippe: Hey Teodor, do baby birds sleep with their feet sticking straight out?*
T: No.
Philippe: <hands over mouth> Nooooo!
*When my sister and I were kids, we found a baby bird in the alley once and decided to nurse it back to health. One day, it died. Its feet stuck out and everything. My sister actually asked that question. Now, it's been immortalized in Achewood fanfic.
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What is going wrong in Achewood's public school system so that Philippe thinks turkey is an acceptable meal for a bird. He's raising his son to be a cannibal!
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What in heck are hermaphrodite peas? I mean, I know what the two words mean, is there such a thing in reality that is made of both?
Also, "best-stitute." Yikes.
Pat is the sorest, tightest sphincter in the known universe.
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Does any body else have people at their place of work who bring their lunch from Whole Foods/Trader Joe's and feel the need to mention this "subtly" as often as possible? It's just a place to buy groceries, you're not impressing anybody.
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Does any body else have people at their place of work who bring their lunch from Whole Foods/Trader Joe's and feel the need to mention this "subtly" as often as possible? It's just a place to buy groceries, you're not impressing anybody.
Okay Okay.. I brought in lunch made from stuff bought at Trader Joe's today! I'm not all proud of it or suchlike! Please do not be prosecuting the man with the organic cheese and mayo-like soy sandwich (all on some such as 25-grain chaff enabled bread and a sprig of non-pesticide rosemary).
Actually, I lie it's really a bucket of KFC with dippin' gravy (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12162003)
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Actually, I lie it's really a bucket of KFC with dippin' gravy (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12162003)
Last time I ate KFC, I gained six pounds in one day. =(
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Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to eat six pounds of KFC. And you'd have to consume that much food to gain that much weight. At least. You don't acquire mass from nowhere. It's like, a LAW or something.
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Oh my god, Phillipe is going to kill a baby bird. Nooooooooooo!
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Oh my god, Phillipe is going to kill a baby bird. Nooooooooooo!
I'm surprised Lyle hasn't killed it already with a lawnmower or something.
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Pat's incoherent rage at Trader Joe's = 100% win.
Also, is anyone else confused about what Onstad did with the postcards? Because I kind of don't get it. What am I missing?
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Actually, I lie it's really a bucket of KFC with dippin' gravy (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12162003)
little did i know that today would be the day i would finally click on the words "dippin gravy" thank you kind sir, for making this poor boy's heart fill with joy.
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thank you kind sir, for making this poor boy's heart fill with joy.
I think that's high-density lipoproteins filling your heart, actually...
And I kind of thought Chris was one of those computer people he says he hates so much.
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thank you kind sir, for making this poor boy's heart fill with joy.
I think that's high-density lipoproteins filling your heart, actually...
And I kind of thought Chris was one of those computer people he says he hates so much.
Oh I'm pretty sure he is, but railing against them makes it deliciously 21st century Ironicist (and yes I just made that term up.)
And you're welcome suckin dick... wow.. those are words I never really expected to string together... (again)
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So Ray's post about how he wasn't going to talk about his ding-dong turned into a post about how people won't talk about ding-dongs. Only Ray.
Nice of Beef to remember his anniversary and with such a thoughtful gift.
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Is it for <his> anniversary?
Also, is anyone else confused about what Onstad did with the postcards? Because I kind of don't get it. What am I missing?
Did he actually post his address? I assumed he was being fictional.
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He has a publicly-available P.O. Box, I assume if any postcards were actually sent, they were directed there.
However, I didn't send any. Did any of you?
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He has a publicly-available P.O. Box, I assume if any postcards were actually sent, they were directed there.
However, I didn't send any. Did any of you?
I sent a quart of cat feces with a card embossed with "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE" in chicken blood.
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He has a publicly-available P.O. Box, I assume if any postcards were actually sent, they were directed there.
However, I didn't send any. Did any of you?
I sent a quart of cat feces with a card embossed with "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE" in chicken blood.
It took a while, but someone finally won this thread. Congratulations, Bobby.
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He has a publicly-available P.O. Box, I assume if any postcards were actually sent, they were directed there.
However, I didn't send any. Did any of you?
I sent a quart of cat feces with a card embossed with "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE" in chicken blood.
It took a while, but someone finally won this thread. Congratulations, Bobby.
I think the real thread winner will be the person who asks me whether that's dry or liquid measure.
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He has a publicly-available P.O. Box, I assume if any postcards were actually sent, they were directed there.
However, I didn't send any. Did any of you?
I sent a quart of cat feces with a card embossed with "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE" in chicken blood.
It took a while, but someone finally won this thread. Congratulations, Bobby.
I think the real thread winner will be the person who asks me whether that's dry or liquid measure.
My cat is 16 yo - I have to combine dry and liquid measure.