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Trivial Pursuits => People & Places => Topic started by: wombat on November 17, 2005, 05:22:14 pm
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For those of you who may have been following along at home: I have left the job that made me so demoralized that I had begun to not even bother to want to punch the bosses in the face. Someone at the zoo I used to work at broke his foot, so I now have a job for three months there. Which means: A, a better job-interview excuse for quitting the old job than "management gave me migraines;" B, not having to drive an hour to work in the winter; and C, a great learning experience with people I really like.
Let's hope I don't screw this one up. But for now I am doing the little happy dance whenever I think of not driving to, or being at, the old job anymore.
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How soon before you can start sneeking friends in to see the panda cub*?
*I'm too lazy to look up the proper term for animal offspring**
**also, I don't actually care about seeing the panda, I just think the preview period for "VIPs" was fucked up.***
***oh, and good for you.
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Hooray for temporary happiness, and may it lead to long term happiness!
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I'm going to hold you to that Whining Hiatus.
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Well now remember I did say temporary.
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Oh, and NO PANDAS.
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Yeah, to fuck with the pandas. If they won't fuck, they deserve to die.
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Congrats Wombat, getting away from a crap job to a job involving cute* animals is awesome.
Cort: I misread that at first and thought you said 'Panda Club', thanks for about twenty seconds of befuddled amusement.
*or even not so cute, basically all animals are awesome.
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Well, the previous job involved animals too, but it was mostly several hundred of the same kind of frog. So both the people and the animals are much better now.
And much better than freaking PANDAS. Don't get me started on pandas.
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Fuckin' pandas.
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It's panda-monium in here.
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It's panda-monium in here.
Boooooooooooo! Booooooo!
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It's panda-monium in here.
You need to stop pandaring to the masses, Bobby.
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Jough, I am rapidly coming around to your way of thinking re: puns.
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Yeah, I really can't bear all these bad jokes.
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Listen, when I only post once a month its gotta hurt.
Gasp!
Also, congrats on preggersness from sig, Ash. My best to you and yours.
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Yeah, I really can't bear all these bad jokes.
Ack!
That's right, a Cathy-esque "ack" is what you get! Another pun like that and it's naked pictures of Bea Arthur in your in-box!
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We're preggers again
I prefer "knocked up" - but either way, way to inseminate dude!
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Ack!
Smells, will you have my retarded baby?
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Ack!
Smells, will you have my retarded baby?
....Ack! Ack! I'm too fat! I have nothing to wear! I just ate a whole cake! Ack! Diet has the word "die" in it for a... for a... reason...
*s_s, coming out of it, all groggy*
Hey, what just happened? I feel so... oh my god, did I just do it again? Did I channel the ghost of un-funny? Fuck I hate when that happens, and who the hell's this guy in my bed?
Oh man, did I just get knocked up over the internet? Fuck. It's the morning after pill for me, I guess.
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Also, congrats on preggersness from sig, Ash. My best to you and yours.
They're obviously much better at it than the stupid pandas.
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Oh man, did I just get knocked up over the internet? Fuck. It's the morning after pill for me, I guess.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to not hijack this thread now? s_s, look what you've done.
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Smells, don't chemically disintegrate our Internet Love Child. I mean seriously!
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How does one abort an internet baby anyway? I mean what's the internet equivilent of a coat hanger anyway? Probably this (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com), would be my guess.