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Achewood => Achewood => 2005 Touambies => Topic started by: AlohaDawg on January 17, 2006, 02:06:15 am
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What creative turn of phrase, linked content, or repeated meme was the biggest ripple in the pop culture pond that is TOUAMB?
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Ok, i'm back. V, that was hillarious. Thank you. And congratulations to Kai. We don't see you around here anymore. Moved on to other plushie fantasies hopefully forever.
Ok, we are getting down to the wire, only a few more categories to go. Back to introduce the winner in the Board Cliche category is our on Court Jester CJ. Take it away CJ...
~Paul
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Best TOUAMB cliché — Unlike Insidious Language these are terms that are TOUAMB's own and never appeared in Achewood. Some of them might even get your thread locked though, so use with caution.
Cockrub Warriors - when first we learned about the ways of the Cockrub Warrior we as one said, "now THERE is a Bobby avatar waiting to happen." And dammit, he not only delivered but snagged a TOUABie in the process. Secondary nomination for "concept most likely to scare newbies."
Gina's pu$$y - What can we say about Gina's pu$$y? It's really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow, that's big," time. Gina's pu$$y is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here. Simply take the most revolting thing you can think of and say it's in her pu$$y and boom! Instant comedy! Next time you watch the Aristocrats pretend instead of walking into a talent agency the family walks into Gina's pu$$y. Hi-larious.
Barbed Penes - Real life and actual anatomy rear their ugly heads in TOUAMB. With pictures! Educational and disturbing, two hallmarks of the board. This cliché shares the honor of "most likely to get your thread locked" with the venerable giraffe placenta.
Random Geometry names for Bobby (like 'Tommy Toroid', 'Petey Parallelogram') - Introduced by Onstad himself during a brief stay at the board this quickly caught on like wildfire. Because who doesn't like to make fun of Bobby and look like a geometry geek at the same time? Well, possibly cheerleader and jocks but it's not like they visit anyway so this trend is here to stay.
italicizing single words in posts - Italicizing is fun and profitable for the whole family. It's also a great way to post-whore by leaving one-word posts without pissing off the mods. While the most common usage is for the canonical "education" this allows for unlimited creativity while still remaining easy enough for anybody to pull of on their first post.
tiny cans of Dr Pepper - controversial, possible pruniness, smallitude. Just some of the words that describe tiny cans of Dr Pepper. First introduced as "karma" but the board software Jough quickly said, "fuck THAT noise" as he is known to do and introduced us to this new way of ranking ourselves and destroying each others' self esteem (except wombat).
And the winner is:
Gina's pu$$y! Gina's pu$$y couldn't be here to accept the award as it's currently the servicing the Superbowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, their wives, and coaching staff. Following which she'll be reenacting Ennia's bath scene from the 1979 film Caligula then hooking up with Ringling Bros. so that 75 clowns can run out in a humorous fashion.
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Be careful here folks - if you actually congratulate Gina's pu$$y too loudly, the echo will bounce around so much it could actually cause global damage!
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Gina's pu$$y could take on 56 TOUAMBIE awards and still whistle "The Star Spangled Banner"
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I hope Bozack lets her know that her pu$$y has won an AWARD. I mean, this is something she can use as a reference for job interviews and such for the rest of her life.
Let's all hear it for Gina's pu$$y, and a special thanks to Gina for allowing us to hold this awards show in her pu$$y this year.