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Trivial Pursuits => People & Places => Topic started by: lprkn on January 31, 2006, 03:03:01 am
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Well, I'm a long-time reader, first time poster. Been into achewood for a good 3 years or so, decided it was time to join the official unoffical fan club.
Interesting fact about me: I was born with a hole in the top of one of my ears, unfortunately, it does not go all the way through.
That is all.
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Welcome to the group freak. How about a picture of that weird ear?
~Paul
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It's really nothing special, just on the back of the left ear. Visible enough that in school, I was always asked by the person who sat behind me, "Did you get your ear pierced?"
Also, I do not have a digital camera.
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Wait a minute, is that avatar a picture of your actual self? Because I'm sure there's got to be a rule against that. Anyone got a copy of the by-laws?
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It's not without precedent.
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Wait a minute, is that avatar a picture of your actual self?
..do you mean yours isn't? That makes me a little sad.
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Oh, surely it's obvious that that is not a picture of a wombat.
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Oh, surely it's obvious that that is not a picture of a wombat.
that's not a wombat?
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that's not a wombat?
It's a sloth. We talked about this (http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,235.msg3008.html#msg3008).
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I thought it was an echidna.
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It's a sloth. We talked about this.
i remember talking about wrestling with you,
and then that you didn't like coffee.
after that,
well,
you don't like coffee.
ya know?
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For goodness Sake Arkabee, it's almost February, put the santa hat away. The holidays are over.
~Paul
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I guess that means I should take down the wreath and the Christmas lights.
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It is not permitted to post photos of yourself as your avatar unless you are a hawt chickadee.
Also, welcome, ear freak.
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Welcome. Don't listen to Jough; he just has to play Bad Cop.
You can always use a picture of yourself as a wee one, though.
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Note that Jough got around his own rule by using a picture of himself with girly long hair.
Bonus points for the unpronouncible name by the way, but help us out here, could you draw a tiny mustache on yourself or something?
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Welcome. If you can hear me now nod twice, once for the regular hole and once for the echo.
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Woah, wasn't aware of the "actual picture of yourself as an avatar is a no-no" thing. Will change it shortly.
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Oh, dude, it's totally not a problem. Just post whatever avatar you want and the good lord will provide.
Also, my hair was not girly. It was the 70s, motherFUCKER. We talked about this!
Also, clearly the noob's name is pronounced "Porkin'".
The first L is silent, like the L in llama.
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Some prefer to leave the l, p, and r silent, and pronounce the"kn" as KAAAAAHHHHHNNNN!
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You get your first tiny can for that reference, but I'm sorry to say that your name on the board is now Porkin or maybe just Pork.
Welcome to the board, Pork.
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You get another can for standing up to El Guapo. And for the willy-nilly connection in the whole TOUAMB spirit.
We have an early frontrunner for a 2006 TOUAMBIE!
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Yeah, I'm gonna go against jough here and give a warm welcome to KHAAAAAN!!.
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Why thank you both. I feel quite welcome already, let's hope I don't wear it out too fast.
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Other possible nomenclatures:
Leper King
Lip Rockin'
LepreKHAAAAAAN
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LepreKHAAAAAAN
I believe we have a winner.
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Clearly, his name is Porkin, and his login name will soon reflect this.
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Clearly, his name is Porkin, and his login name will soon reflect this.
tsk, you used to be fun jough. What happened to those times? You know the good times? Remember those times jough?*
* Those summers we spent with testin talking about life in the hills of Sicily? She was so full of promise and desire then. WHEN DID WE LET THAT DIE?!
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Clearly, his name is Porkin, and his login name will soon reflect this.
I prefer incorporating the L, and pronouncing it "La Porkin'."
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OUI
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Well, read in your mind (or even out loud, if you must) however you want to. But I prefer it, as I use it on more than one messageboard.
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Well, read in your mind (or even out loud, if you must) however you want to. But I prefer it, as I use it on more than one messageboard.
Shh! Wombat may hear you. She doesn't know that an entire cyberworld outside of Achewood and TOUAMB exists.
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Sorry, I retract. The internet is indeed flat.
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Le porcine Khaaaaaaan!
Bienvenu de la board non-officiel d'Achwood.
Tout de suite, tu est le singe que j'adore de giffle! Bonne chance!
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Je pense que le mot que vous voulez est "gifle." Mais, je pourrais avoir tort.
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A merde! Oui, c'est une typo - "gifle," pas "giffle." Je besoin de utiliser mon dictionnaire pour tout ca, parce que je parler francaise une petite peu temps-en-temp, mais le dernier temp j'ecrire en francaise et dans ecole.
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Wow. Despite it being almost 25 years since I had a French class, I could actually follow that. Except for "gifle".
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I had a secret relationship with a girl from Paris in highschool, and that was a line I said to her once to make her laugh: "Tu est le singe que j'adore de gifle!" (" You are the monkey I love to slap!") It's always stuck in my mind for whatever reason. I remember I had to say it to her a couple of times before she understood it with my Canadian accent, but when she did, she tossed her head back and laughed, and the image and the phrase just sticks in my mind.
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I had a secret relationship with a girl from Paris in highschool
Is that the same time you became a furtive vegan?
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Le poisson, le poisson, how I love le poisson, he he hee, haw haw haw.
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Is that the same time you became a furtive vegan?
No, these were very separate incidents. I was single for the entire time I wasn't eating meat, which was during my university years (insert sausage or giraffe taco joke here). I was already big time arty in highschool though, but in my highschool, the arty kids were definitely a not-cool clique - we were all big time losers.
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On the basis of his avatar I now think he is a Mexican wrestler called "El Porkino". Is this the intention?
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On the basis of his avatar I now think he is a Mexican wrestler called "El Porkino". Is this the intention?
Uh, that's Big Van Vader, not Super Porky (http://images.google.com/images?q=super+porky&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0).
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Well, I knew it was presumably someone not named El Porkino. I am saying that this is the association that forms in my mind when a masked wrestler and lprkn are combined.
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Well, I'm glad at least one person besides me remembers Vader. He is often forgotten these days. Where have all of the fat wrestlers gone?
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Japan?
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Denny's?
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Mom?!
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Chief?
McCloud?
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Badges?
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Tito Puente?
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TUSK!
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ROTATING JOSEPHS!
200 posts!
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Well, I'm glad at least one person besides me remembers Vader. He is often forgotten these days. Where have all of the fat wrestlers gone?
I loved the days when Fat = Strong in WWF and WCW. Apparently Vince McMahon likes all his stooges to look like they were carved out of God's own boner by Michelangelo himself, so the fat guys are only okay when they're Japanese.
Or Ric Flair. Wooooooo!
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I loved the days when Fat = Strong in WWF and WCW.
Dude, Mark Henry much? Big Show lifting a jeep?
Also, Albert has been in Japan since his release and is apparently really over. Wonders will never cease.
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I loved the days when Fat = Strong in WWF and WCW. Apparently Vince McMahon likes all his stooges to look like they were carved out of God's own boner by Michelangelo himself, so the fat guys are only okay when they're Japanese.
Or Ric Flair. Wooooooo!
He's got such a hard-on for these guys that he married his daughter off to one of them. By the time it's all said and done, Triple H will be a 78-time champion, because he'll be winning the belt from wrestlers who aren't even born yet 35 years from now. Reign 78 will come when he rolls over some kid's foot with his motorized wheelchair.
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This is exacly why Samoa Joe would never get the push he deserves if he signed with them. He looks all pudgy and out of shape which is precisely why it's so damned entertaing to watch leave somebody a steaming pile of goo in only 9 seconds. But Vince can never understand this.
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So Mark Henry and Big Show are two active Fat = Strong guys. I don't watch much WWE these days but I can't think of another one.
At least the Show has some overall gigantism going for him, whereas Henry just appears to be fat. But that's a drop (a really obese drop, but just a drop nonetheless) in the bucket against the era of Earthquake/Typhoon/etc., Tugboat, Dusty Rhodes, Kamaala, Yokozuna and all those other non-buff fatties who managed to squeeze themselves between the ring ropes. There were a lot of semi-fat guys too: Big Bossman, The One Man Gang, the original Demolition...the list goes on and on.
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True. Juice has come a long way since then and it's clear that Vince would prefer if everybody looked like Chris Masters and Bobby Lashley.
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the thing about big show is he must be amazingly strong to lift his fat ass anywhere.
is the mark henry being a ribbon winning weightlifter before getting an old woman pregant with a plastic hand a made up thing?
am i stupid for even asking?
ps,
i hate search engines.
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It's not made up. Mark Henry was billed as "The World's Strongest Man" because he won some Ah-nold sponsored contest. The hand thing was when I wasn't watching but I've heard about it many many times.
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i don't think i was watching regurlarly at that time,
i would just periodically check in on it.
the hand thing made me feel vindicated in my decision not to watch.
mark henry is a piss poor wrestler.
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Where <else> have I heard the phrase 'sexual chocolate' used?
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Where <else> have I heard the phrase 'sexual chocolate' used?
Coming to America. It's a band during the fundraiser scene, IIRC
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Where <else> have I heard the phrase 'sexual chocolate' used?
I think that's what Nagin is going to rename the Red Light District in N'awlins.
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I believe one of the finest moments in WWF history was when Lex Luger lifted Yoozuna over his head and slammed him. It looked like it took all that he had, lifting that huge Japanese man.
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But Luger, dude. LUGER
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But Luger, dude. LUGER
even though we are diametrically opposed vis-a-vis coffee, oh sweet God coffee,
i got yer back, ya'll.
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Where <else> have I heard the phrase 'sexual chocolate' used?
I think that's what Nagin is going to rename the Red Light District in N'awlins.
This made me laugh so hard, and even though acoxcae had left the room, I MADE him come back in to read that...for some reason I didn't feel right reading it outloud, but it was damn hilarious to read to myself! Hooray! :)
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This made me laugh so hard, and even though acoxcae had left the room, I MADE him come back in to read that...for some reason I didn't feel right reading it outloud, but it was damn hilarious to read to myself! Hooray! :)
You hear that, Cox? YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAYS I BRING TEH FUNNEH!
Seriously, though, man. Nagin. Whoever gets the Democratic nod in 2008 better tap that man for Veep. It's a shoo-in victory. I wish Nagin was my dad.
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Democratic? I think more along the lines of Libertarian, in this case. The only party to ever get a pro wrestler elected.
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It is not permitted to post photos of yourself as your avatar unless you are a hawt chickadee.
What about a hawt manatee?
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What about a hawt manatee?
I'll believe it when I see it.
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What about a hawt manatee?
Oh yes!
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What about a hawt manatee?
Google Image assures me that this is a hawt manatee with a big rack (http://www.glassonion.net/pizatch/232-3226_IMG.JPG). I'm inclined not to agree.
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Google Image assures me that this is a hawt manatee with a big rack (http://www.glassonion.net/pizatch/232-3226_IMG.JPG). I'm inclined not to agree.
OMG
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Wait...what SEARCH TERMS did you use for that?
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HAWT Manatee, the big rack part was just an added bonus that google provided.
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Q, you never fail to amaze me. TCoDP for you! <3