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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: mudokon on March 23, 2006, 09:58:54 am
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03232006
What a show-stopper! A+++ &c
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Man, I want a Jeep.
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They did it.
They beat up the Fight.
Will they be reviled as despoilers of an institution, or spoken of in awe as the dudes so Raw they'd rather face the Jeeps and bring down the Tower.
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So now we know where the No-Doz (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03022006) went.
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I love the mean face Ray is making as he pours the fuel out. Dude so rude...
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Instead of the Man with Blood on his Hands, it will be talked about, The Friends Who Would Not Fight Each Other.
Man, I don't even know anymore. Is this Achewood? Is Philippe standing on it? Are we afraid of the fuck*ng police here or not?
I... just... don't... know.
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Did they just burn the tower with all those cats up ins?
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Man, I don't even know anymore. Is this Achewood? Is Philippe standing on it? Are we afraid of the fuck*ng police here or not?
Now that the Great Outdoor Fight crashed the server and overwhelmed the tshirt fulfillment process, will everything change?
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I take back every filthy word I said about Beef not coming real when it's man time, dude represents.
That said I am glad we see the bike in the last panel, this is the sign that we are heading home now and everything will be back to normal. I don't expect lasting changes from this, sure this was big news but what happened here that was fundamentally out of character? Ray expecting good stuff to be easy and it was, that ain't no thing. Beef has insane amounts of knowledge but is afraid of violating the rules of society but then goes nuts when he does, never seen that before!
I'm not shitting on the GOF, I love this damn arc to death, but I don't think we are seeing huge sweeping changes here, this is exactly what these two knuckleheads from small times would always do, it's just a more extreme situation than usual.
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Now that the Great Outdoor Fight crashed the server and overwhelmed the tshirt fulfillment process, will everything change?
Being telephoned by a web hosting service must have pissed off Onstad. "I WAS TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY BABY DAUGHTER AND THEY CALLED ME. CLEARLY I WILL DO WHATEVER IS REQUIRED TO FINISH THIS THREAD SO I CAN GO BACK TO THIS SCINTILLATING GAME OF PEEKABOO. EVEN IF IT MEANS WORKING AN UNPARALLELED THREE DAYS IN A ROW AND KICKING SOME MAJOR ASS."
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Is Rodney dead?
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Nah, his flannel was just slightly charred.
He's got to be able to stare at them driving away though.
Everyone else is dead though, he just survived by being tall and lean, sharp and clean.
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Is Rodney dead?
Nope.
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The Great Outdoor Fight delenda est.
I will wait patiently for a new GOF shirt design, this one featuring a burning Jeep doing a wheelie.
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gee guys i don't know if things can back to the way they were now that ray and beef are murderers and what effect will this have on phillipe and A BLOO BLOO BLOO
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So now we know where the No-Doz (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03022006) went.
Onstad has totally outdone himself in this story arc. G E N I U S.
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gee guys i don't know if things can back to the way they were now that ray and beef are murderers and what effect will this have on phillipe and A BLOO BLOO BLOO
Yeah already panel two of
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02272006
says "scarred for life" to me, and that's not even counting the stories Them Knuckleheads will be bringin' back with 'em.
Some excellent copy and paste action on panels 4 and 13 of today's.
I am strangely pleased that FLUP is the noise of rolling on flat tires as well as heavy canvas tents being entered.
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gee guys i don't know if things can back to the way they were now that ray and beef are murderers and what effect will this have on phillipe and A BLOO BLOO BLOO
The Saddest Thing is RIPPING A MAN'S FACE OFF AND GOING ON A THREE DAY DUTCH FUGUE.
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What I have to say about this is, the hell of yes! Cats kicking the ass of everything. They went down there to fight the fight, and when they finished everyone off they destroyed the arena, mad rabid danger pig style, lightning raining from a gun and dudes with families cascading like mike 'n ikes out the box onto a fiery massacre of a legend that is over for eternity. They bought the ticket, took the ride, and then burned it to the ground like true heroes!
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Second panel: "I got Vivarin and a pistol! Let's go!" (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11292001)
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I'm not shitting on the GOF, I love this damn arc to death, but I don't think we are seeing huge sweeping changes here, this is exactly what these two knuckleheads from small times would always do, it's just a more extreme situation than usual.
I feel the same way. The pair will come back and everybody will be awed by them for a few days and then Ray will eat half a piece of paper completely on accident. Or Molly will break up with Beef and he will do something sad rather than noble.
If Phillippe isn't "scarred for life" by Lyle and his craziness, he won't be now. Plus Phillippe's probably seen fights before in the neighborhood, too, and may not realize the GOF is as big a deal as it is ... besides, for all we know he watches bloody stuff on TV (not that that's the same, I just can't think of something comparable). In general the gang is pretty negligent of Phillippe but in an adorable way; Phillippe should be way more rude and corrupted than he actually is, but he's fine. It would break Achewood if Phillippe really DID come out bad, since he's the one Good Soul. I trust Onstad.
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I trust Onstad.
Yes, there is a reason he is the Artiste and we are the mumbling muttering rabble posting on a messageboard. He will not let a deluge of tshirt orders change his Artistic Vision. Right? Right? Please?
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Bad. Ass.
Nothing more to it.
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JESUS YES!
This is the sort of thing that makes me want to play a trumpet with my cock!
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gee guys i don't know if things can back to the way they were now that ray and beef are murderers and what effect will this have on phillipe and A BLOO BLOO BLOO
I think I love you.
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Clearly the motorcycle is a TOOL for laying waste to the stragglers who are still alive in the fight grounds. They have to go back and mow them all down, because if any single one of them survives it will mean future trouble for Raymoo Smuckles and Mr. Roasted Beef.
I sold my trumpet on ebay a few years ago, but I have been moving furniture with my cock all morning.
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So now we know where the No-Doz (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03022006) went.
I feel like there's No-Doz everywhere at an extravaganza like the GOF, just like there are ephedrine-type stuff such as Stackers/Yellowjackets/AllAlert/etc all over the place at truck stops. SOMETHING MUST FUEL THE FURY.
The jittery, nervous, twitchy fury that makes it feel like your knees are about to fly off of your legs and that your heart will burst out of your chest to chase after them.
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wombat-- I read that as "Onstad is the Aristide", and I was imagining us as the rabble around his huge dictatorial palace. we think we know what we need, but he knows.
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As Ray and Beef drive off back to Achewood, Rodney arises from the ashes and, amid the broken bodies and terrible destruction, he sheds but a single tear of pride for the man that his son has become.
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Re: Ray and Beef taking on the fight itself.
Basically Ray and Beef will become known as the baddest mother fuckers that ever lived. Even the OMG Rodney Leonard Stubbs (basically the Muhommad Ali of the GOF) never said that could be done.
~Paul
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Methinks Ramses will chase Ray and Beef in the motorcycle.
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As Ray and Beef drive off back to Achewood, Rodney arises from the ashes and, amid the broken bodies and terrible destruction, he sheds but a single tear of pride for the man that his son has become.
I don't think Rodney is the sort of dude to cry many tears, prideful or not. I see something similar, but it's Rodney in sillhouette against a sunset with his arms crossed and he nods his head as Ray and Beef drive off.
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Panel 6 reminded me of Truckosaurus (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Truckosaurus.jpg).
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Bravo. Bravo.
This is a strip so solid that I will not be a mite depressed if the next strip is Lie Bot and Vlad drinking hella beers and talking about the Subway business. Ray and Beef have not only destroyed the Fight, they've destroyed the storyline, and at this point it's earned its rest. Godspeed, Raymond and Cassandra. Godspeed.
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Basically Ray and Beef will become known as the baddest mother fuckers that ever lived. Even the OMG Rodney Leonard Stubbs (basically the Muhommad Ali of the GOF) never said that could be done.
Geez, not to be contrary for its own sake, but I didn't get the feeling Rodney Leonard would be proud. Ray has fucked with tradition and that is not something a dude ought. It's kind of pussy to have friends, and to save them instead of killing them.
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Geez, not to be contrary for its own sake, but I didn't get the feeling Rodney Leonard would be proud. Ray has fucked with tradition and that is not something a dude ought. It's kind of pussy to have friends, and to save them instead of killing them.
But he did it in service of badassery, that should count for something right? I'm interested to see how this turns out, and I'm hoping we get to see a Ray/Beef v. Rodney final showdown. Possibly conducted in a hall of mirrors of some sort.
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But he did it in service of badassery, that should count for something right? I'm interested to see how this turns out, and I'm hoping we get to see a Ray/Beef v. Rodney final showdown. Possibly conducted in a hall of mirrors of some sort.
But let it be more like Enter the Dragon and less like Krull.
For God's sake, please.
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Clearly the motorcycle is a TOOL for laying waste to the stragglers who are still alive in the fight grounds.
Um, maybe this is the notion of a girly girl who doesn't want to see any more hitting, but isn't the motorcycle just a tool for going home in, seeing as that's how they got there in the first place?
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On Mythbusters the other week, they proved you can't actually start a fire by shooting flammable stuff.
Ramses is so going to lay a whoopin' on his boy when he catches up to him.
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I'm with the lets get this thread over with crowd. Because I think Onstad planned this one out in advance and he's been spending the past several weeks executing it. But all the while he's been thinking about what he's going to do next. Oh it's going to be good. Yes true believer, Achewood is going to get even better.
~Paul
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On Mythbusters the other week, they proved you can't actually start a fire by shooting flammable stuff.
Unless you are shooting flammable stuff with an RPG.
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Or a flamethrower.
People who think RLS would be proud are missing the point: He doesn't stand for being badass, he stands for doing things the Right Way, the status quo as it were. Killing your friend to win the Fight = the Right Way. Killing the Fight to save your friend = the Wrong Way.
Kids these days ain't got no respect for the Fight.