The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board
Trivial Pursuits => People & Places => Topic started by: pmcd9 on April 29, 2006, 12:06:26 am
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I have a sneaking suspicion that there are at least one, maybe more "guest" who are taking the full tour of the archives. In the last week or so i've been noticing a lot of ancient threads being viewed by guest when I check the "who's online" section. Any thoughts on this phenomenon Q. Of course it's an ever steeper mountain to climb. I've not gone back and read the archives I missed when I was AWOL for months. I've read some of it, but it's just too much to go through. I tip my hat to anyone that can do that.
~Paul
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Yes.. it has been a growing trend. I do not suspect they are following in my footsteps however, mostly because I am far to humble to believe such a thing but also because why the hell would anyone do that?
I suspect it is the GOF and the recent silliness on the Trashspotter's board causing an influx and thus alighting curiosity within those who happen upon this space as to what was said on earlier comics.
I'm the only sad sack who reads the whole damn archive before posting... because I am vaguely mentally handicapped... clearly.
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Misterqueue style? Sounds like a neat sex trick to me.
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Misterqueue style? Sounds like a neat sex trick to me.
You have to be ambidextrous, flexible, AND pretty open to experimentation to pull it off though.
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Misterqueue style? Sounds like a neat sex trick to me.
There's nothing neat about Misterqueue style.
S'a real stainer.
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There's nothing neat about Misterqueue style.
S'a real stainer.
Santorum!
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Santorum!
I know what that means, young lady!
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yeah, I read a bunch of old threads the other day.
I did it this way: I would pick a board, and tell it to sort the topics in order of how many posts there were. and I read the ones with the most.
the problem is that for some reason, all the posts are marked as read. so I can't just use "view unread posts" to keep track. damn.
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So this thread isn't about stalking?
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This thread with likely blossom into an entirely new messageboard devoted to exegesis on misterqueue's method of posting here. Whether this new project will be sanctioned by the man, or be dubbed "officially unofficial", remains to be seen.
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Would that mean I could be Professor Queue?
All teachin' newbies how to do it right and proper.
All wearing patches on the elbows of my tweed jacket
All gettin' it on with fine young co-eds.
That sounds pretty hot actually.
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Because I do tend to blather on, I oft worry that I'm retelling something I've already told, and yet, actually checking the archives never occurs to me. Probably because of the fact that I am lazy.
Also, the school uniform of the Q school of posting would be delightful.
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no no NO!
Q will show up on the other board and criticize us, tell us we don't understand his vision, etc. He will be such a dick, and we will cry.
then he will make a fake messageboard, and use it to satirize us brutallly. with a broom handle.
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then he will make a fake messageboard, and use it to satirize us brutallly. with a broom handle.
We call that 9 inches of learning!
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then he will make a fake messageboard, and use it to satirize us brutallly. with a broom handle.
Oh God that is so hot.
I, um, really like satire.
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I'm not sure if that deserves more cans or deserves cans to be taken away.
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You're more or less right about how this will go down, but you're forgetting the initial abortive attempt to form an "official" Queue messageboard, on which Q is abusive and locks/deletes threads all the time before nuking it. That's all, really...
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You're more or less right about how this will go down, but you're forgetting the initial abortive attempt to form an "official" Queue messageboard, on which Q is abusive and locks/deletes threads all the time before nuking it. That's all, really...
That sounds like the old Stad in the Dumbrella days.
DAAAYAAAMN!!
(Yes I realize this was the joke.. but you know.. I can't resist. We now return you to your regularly scheduled co-ed fuck*ng. "Take it you sweet little schoolgirl you!")
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oh my god, Q, you officially do the thing that I do.
it pisses off my friends so much.
"get it! the brick! from the beginning of the joke! that's why it's funny!"
"yeah Dan, we got it."
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Ah inevitable, See, when we were in the workshop for my play, one of the actors figured out this deep metaphorical theme in the play, and he turned to the director and I, and excitedly started talking about what he had figured out, sort of like he was explaining it to us, and then half way through explaining it, he realized he was explaining it to the director and writer as we smiled and nodded, and then he just sort of just petered out. I told him that I was glad he noticed and that he had earned extra "actor points." I almost, almost, introduced the concept of tiny cans of Dr. Pepper into the rehearsals, you know - for shits and giggles, but decided it was best not to.
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goodness.
I try hard not to do that. but sometimes I do it anyway.
when I do that with jokes, it is on purpose. because I find it funny.
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That sounds pretty hot actually.
Any post that ends with this, that is pretty much MisterQueue style.
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every time a newbie posts something dumb, people shout "Read the old threads before posting." Now someone's reading old threads, and it's somehow freakish?
there is NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE
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every time a newbie posts something dumb, people shout "Read the old threads before posting." Now someone's reading old threads, and it's somehow freakish?
there is NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE
Maybe so. But the kind of person we're dealing with here will stop at NOTHING to use every scrap of evidence he can find in this forum to (insert horrible/terrifying/sexual act here.)
Or he might just be a REALLY good noob. The kind who studies. A pro.
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every time a newbie posts something dumb, people shout "Read the old threads before posting." Now someone's reading old threads, and it's somehow freakish?
there is NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE
Maybe they are planning on using the knowledge to start another messageboard dedicated to mocking this one.
~Paul
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Maybe they are using to stalk each and every one of you, individually.
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there is NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE
Yeah. Isn't it one of our most endearing qualities?
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Maybe so. But the kind of person we're dealing with here will stop at NOTHING to use every scrap of evidence he can find in this forum to (insert horrible/terrifying/sexual act here.)
Or he might just be a REALLY good noob. The kind who studies. A pro.
It's Project 2501 having finally attained sentience. It's scouring the internet to learn about humanity and, god help it, it started with us.
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Let's just hope it models its emerging personality on Wombat or Sideshow. Because if certain other members were used as templates, well, we just might have another SkyNet on our hands.
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Maybe they are planning on using the knowledge to start another messageboard dedicated to mocking this one.
~Paul
No, the actual plan is more complex than that - it's three mocking messageboards down the line before it comes to fruition.
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fruition.
this is one of my favorite words.
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No, the actual plan is more complex than that - it's three mocking messageboards down the line before it comes to fruition.
Is the ultimate plan a fourth message board that will be so scathing that it will just blow us all away?
I'm assuming we are not dealing with the most devious of minds here.
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The final project will be this board, only five minutes into the future. Your posts will appear, exactly as you would have written them, without you having to write anything. It will render any action useless and meaningless, as you will be able to see into your own future, but only 5 minutes ahead of time. The end.
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Dastardly!
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Ominous!
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Hot!
(?)
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INTERRUPTION!
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Ejaculation!
oops. Excuse me. I'll be back in a minute.
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PREMATURE!
Dawg, I thought better of you.
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WEIRDED OUT!
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SHOVE IT 360 TO BONELESS'D!
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GOATSE.CX'D!
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Thus we move from talking about messageboards to sick fuckery in less than 9 posts.
Mister Queue style indeed.
I think Jough saw what I was doing there by the way, good show sir.
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OBSERVATION'D!
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YOU ARE ALL NAZIS! NAZIS!
(OK, I'm counting on someone to post the appropriate next one word post....)
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GODWIN'D!
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Thus we move from talking about messageboards to sick fuckery in less than 9 posts.
Mister Queue style indeed.
I think Jough saw what I was doing there by the way, good show sir.
So this is basically unrelated to the thread at hand, but that hasn't stopped any of us in the past; Doc, I have found the man depicted in your avatar's pet cat:
(http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/1551/doccat0nx.jpg)
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So this is basically unrelated to the thread at hand, but that hasn't stopped any of us in the past; Doc, I have found the man depicted in your avatar's pet cat:
(http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/1551/doccat0nx.jpg)
THREADJACK!
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That really is perfect Hobot, you can just imagine them sitting at home together of nights, taking care of their respective flower bunches and staring creepily at each other. Never blinking. Ever.
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So then I was seriously looking for whether or not Heino did have a cat, and if its name also started with an 'H' to round out the little family (his wife is named Hannelore -- I'm imagining Hanzel or something like that). I ended up searching google for 'Heino katzen' and got this:
0.323.642 CD Jingle Cats - Echten Katzen Singen Weihnachtslieder (Sat1) [Used / Gebraucht - no country -] $5.83 / 4,99€
Wow, I suppose 'Weihnachtslieder' means 'Christmas Carols'. It's all awesome, because I had that album too.
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man, I am glad I'm not the only person who didn't get it, and thought that Hobot had seriously found the cat of that man.