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Trivial Pursuits => Arts & Entertainment => Topic started by: CortJstr on August 02, 2003, 03:09:27 am
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What the hell people?
I understand the appeal of Girls Gone Wild (not the price, but the appeal) but what is with this Hollywood Hotest? I collection of topless scenes from other movies? Every 9 year-old boy with Showtime and a VCR essentially has this already.
Who exactly is paying for this stuff?
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Who exactly is paying for this stuff?
Lonely, horny bachelors for whom GGW tapes can not come out fast, hot, wild or sexy enough, and whose mothers won't let them bring ladies in the house.
Or, uh, you know...so I'd imagine.
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This shit boggles my mind. For several reasons.
First, I always say, if you're gonna do porn, do porn. Why go half-assed? Why settle for fuzzy freeze frames of titties when an internet full of smut is out there?
Second, why movie star boobs? It's not like they're always the best. Why is seeing famous breastage more erotic than seeing good breastage?
But, hey, we all got our quirks. I get all sweaty when I see a woman holding a can of Cheez Whiz. But that's just me.
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But, hey, we all got our quirks. I get all sweaty when I see a woman holding a can of Cheez Whiz. But that's just me.
Boy, have I got some photos for you. :twisted:
I agree. There's no shame in pr0n. What's shameful is being so creeped out by your own sexuality that you can't walk into your own neighborhood locally-owned video store, ask for a copy of "Weapons of Ass Destruction," and walk out with your head held high, like a (wo)man should.
Honestly, people.
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JLD, does your husband appreciate you the way we do?
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What's shameful is being so creeped out by your own sexuality that you can't walk into your own neighborhood locally-owned video store, ask for a copy of "Weapons of Ass Destruction," and walk out with your head held high, like a (wo)man should.
a) This is .sig material, and b) if "Weapons of Ass Destruction" isn't a pr0n title yet, it should be, and quickly.
But... yeah, HH and its ilk are really where the shame lies. I'm acquainted with a guy of college age, living away from his parents and possessing internet access, whose prized possession is nonetheless one of those Playboy hyper-softcore tapes with a dippy title like "Private Fantasies." Either he has a fetish for porn where nothing actually happens, or somebody really needs to show him how to use Kazaa.
Sigh. Kids these days...
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Isn't hardcore pornography the reason they invented the internet?
Plus, porn teaches you useful skillz, like how to type with only one hand.
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JLD, does your husband appreciate you the way we do?
Yes. Yes he does. Would I have married a man that didn't?
if "Weapons of Ass Destruction" isn't a pr0n title yet, it should be, and quickly.
Yes, it is (http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/index.cfm/Action/DisplayVideo/VideoID/60282/Weapons%20of%20Ass%20Destruction.html). In fact, there are two of them (http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/index.cfm/Action/DisplayVideo/VideoID/60283/Weapons%20of%20Ass%20Destruction%202.html).
Sadly enough, I knew that before I googled the title.
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if "Weapons of Ass Destruction" isn't a pr0n title yet, it should be, and quickly.
Yes, it is (http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/index.cfm/Action/DisplayVideo/VideoID/60282/Weapons%20of%20Ass%20Destruction.html). In fact, there are two of them (http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/index.cfm/Action/DisplayVideo/VideoID/60283/Weapons%20of%20Ass%20Destruction%202.html).
Okay, I officially declare human civilization worthwhile and good. We may now carry on, knowing that the comforting love-light of "Weapons of Ass Destruction" shines over us all, bathing us in porny goodness.
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Isn't hardcore pornography the reason they invented the internet?
Plus, porn teaches you useful skillz, like how to type with only one hand.
Now, I may be alone here, but hardcore scares me. I mean, if I'm whackin' off I don't especially wanna be noticing some guy's bone right!?
See, that's why God made lesbians!
Whenever a woman asks 'What's the appeal of lesbians?'
The answer is - So I can watch some hardcore sans wang!
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hardcore sans wang!
Well, that's what I like about it. Let's face it, male porn stars just aren't generally attractive (except in gay porn), and what's up with those huge, huge ding-dongs? Even girls who like guys aren't turned on by that nasty.
Of course, I speak only for myself. Others may disagree.
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what's up with those huge, huge ding-dongs? Even girls who like guys aren't turned on by that nasty.
Of course, I speak only for myself. Others may disagree.
You're basically telling us things about your spouse that we should not know.
And girls who don't like frighteningly large ding-dongs are in the minority, I assure you. Most seem to like them very much.
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hardcore sans wang!
Well, that's what I like about it. Let's face it, male porn stars just aren't generally attractive
Well, from every woman I've ever asked about this, it seems no one on earth finds the male wang (erm, just wang i suppose...) attractive. I mean, it's just bizarre.
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*sneaks off to kazaa*
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You're basically telling us things about your spouse that we should not know.
And girls who don't like frighteningly large ding-dongs are in the minority, I assure you. Most seem to like them very much.
I don't know, really & truly furious ding-dongs are a little creepy. I don't mean "slightly bigger than average" -- average, incidentally, is ~4-5" in the US -- I mean "twice the size you would expect in relation to the rest of his body." It's entirely an aesthetic thing. Functionality is a different story altogether.
I've met women who claim to prefer plus-size c*ck. I honestly wouldn't know the difference -- as men go, my experience is pretty much limited to SpouseBoy. (Incidentally, I haven't really told you anything about him, per se -- I usually prefer dark-haired men, and he's blonde. My preferences reflect on his appearance and behaviour surprisingly little.) Given what I know about female physicality, I think I'd have to agree with the common assertion that girth is vastly more important than length -- a fact that is seldom reflected in the porn industry.
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average, incidentally, is ~4-5" in the US
Wow, glad I'm not American! UK average is supposed to be about 6".
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There is way too much wang in this thread. I'm going back to the Party Hard thread on Dumbrella to check out some boobies.
But I will say, re: lesbian porn—let's hear it for strap-ons! Two girls, but still definitely hardcore. Life is good
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And on that note. I think we've left the realm of sights at this point.
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