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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: FeeReep on September 24, 2003, 08:49:19 am
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Finally, a plus-side to working the graveyard shift: New Achewood at frikkin' 3AM.
I like that Pat (well, before the incident) charges for videotape rental, yet does not return books he checked out for free at the library.
Strip (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09242003).
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Pat has pockets!?!?
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Pat has pockets!?!?
Tick reference noted. Plus one point to all who get it.
I love that Pat charges to use his bathroom. That is awesome.
So what other powers has he been granted? Maybe his body was taken over by a spirit contained inside it. Or maybe Ray will do something stupid accidentally to revert him back to normal.
Edit: How the hell did the bunny get in the bathroom?
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Dang! I was gonna start a thread with exactly this title.
I would have thought that Beef woulda enjoyed a Noam Chomsky video. Hmmm.
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I would have thought that Beef woulda enjoyed a Noam Chomsky video. Hmmm.
I think Beef spends his video watching time doing things like comparing different versions of Italian horror movies and such like (all "dang the Portuguese release of blood Orgy Morning has like fourteen extra seconds we have been SERIOUSLY ripped off over here").
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How the hell did the bunny get in the bathroom?
I'm figuring this is a shock induced hallucination, or that there's a window in there.
I would have thought that Beef woulda enjoyed a Noam Chomsky video. Hmmm.
I thought I'd like a Noam Chomsky video, but instead I fell asleep. When I woke up my boyfriend had also fallen asleep. I should've asked for a refund.
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Nice Pat already freaks me out, to be honest. And I'm not too sure that he even exists in the real world, per se -- that, in fact, the universe of Mr. Bunny and of Nice Pat is not some sort of electrocution-and-occult-jibberjabber-induced comatose, hallucinatory fugue state.
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I predict that 'nice' Pat will be nearly as creepy as Nice Pete.
I was thinking along the lines of the good-doubles on that episode of Red Dwarf. He'll all start wearing a white robe, all being serene, all lettin' everybody else walk all over him.
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Mr. Roasted Beef thought:
...sauteed a raccoon...
That phrase in conjunction with the facial expression of Roast Beef in panel two is a most excellent funny. His nose is even twitching like mad. I really like the use of Roast Beefs feline characteristics in this strip. Any of you with cats out there: how often have you been in the bathroom only to notice a cat nose checking out what's going on from the other side?
I predict that 'nice' Pat will be nearly as creepy as Nice Pete.
When we moved into our new home the extra bedroom (which had been a little girl's bedroom) had this terrible pee smell. The look on Beef's face is very familiar to me from my own cats' reactions. All suspicious and disgusted.
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Not only does Nice Pat freak me out too, but, is there really such a thing as a Noam Chomsky video in the real world? That's too horrible to contemplate.
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So is Pat still an escaped convict? Have the authorities not been after Nice Pat and Nice Pete?
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So is Pat still an escaped convict? Have the authorities not been after Nice Pat and Nice Pete?
The Achewood universe has a constantly expanding number of eigenstates, thus making it possible for many different conflicting realities to interchange and mingle. Also, continuity suxx teh coq.
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What pocket? When we saw him get electrocuted he was in the buff.
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This is starting to reflect a Bloom County set of strips where aliens zapped Steve Dallas' brain and all turned him sensitive and nice. I know I sound like Comic Book Guy here, but Onstad did site Berkley Breathed as a major influence.
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What pocket? When we saw him get electrocuted he was in the buff.
Then explain the zipping sound... AHA!
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you mean cat c*ckes don't normally make zipping sounds? You learn something every day!
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you mean cat c*ckes don't normally make zipping sounds? You learn something every day!
Well they are barbed. Maybe he was all turned-on when he went?
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What pocket? When we saw him get electrocuted he was in the buff.
Then explain the zipping sound... AHA!
Pat's uncut and has a lot of smegma to fight through.
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What pocket? When we saw him get electrocuted he was in the buff.
Then explain the zipping sound... AHA!
Pat's uncut and has a lot of smegma to fight through.
So foul. That is so very, very foul.
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This thread is funnier than the strip.
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You know, I never thought I'd hear the words "Pat" and "smegma" in the same sentence. That's exceptionally vile -- yet funny.
And I always assumed that the cats had the whole "invisible clothes" thing going on: functionally they're dressed, appearance-wise they're not. That would at least explain why Beef buys all those T-shirts (when we've never seen him dressed at all outside of the party arc and Heaven) but not why Ray's thong is still visible.
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You know, I never thought I'd hear the words "Pat" and "smegma" in the same sentence. That's exceptionally vile -- yet funny.
And I always assumed that the cats had the whole "invisible clothes" thing going on: functionally they're dressed, appearance-wise they're not. That would at least explain why Beef buys all those T-shirts (when we've never seen him dressed at all outside of the party arc and Heaven) but not why Ray's thong is still visible.
In that line of thought, Ray's thong is visible merely so we need not see his wang every day.
Note we never see any of the other's private guys, but Ray fills out that Thong something fierce!
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Well....SOMETHING seems to fill it out. That is something I must consider imponderable.
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You know, I never thought I'd hear the words "Pat" and "smegma" in the same sentence. That's exceptionally vile -- yet funny.
And I always assumed that the cats had the whole "invisible clothes" thing going on: functionally they're dressed, appearance-wise they're not. That would at least explain why Beef buys all those T-shirts (when we've never seen him dressed at all outside of the party arc and Heaven) but not why Ray's thong is still visible.
And if smegma wasn't funny enough on its own it's got the whole smeg connection going on too.
I'm telling you people, the clothes are also covered by the same Somebody Else's Problem Field that encompasses the Underground.
Also, how long have you been Todd? Weren't you just Showbiz a minute ago?
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I suspect she turned into Todd when she went over 250 posts. You go, Todd.
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Note we never see any of the other's private guys
Except, of course, this http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01252002
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Yes, apparently 250 posts turns me into Todd. Frikkin' awesome.
Now, of course, the eternal question: how much longer do I wait before finally caving in, donating, and thus presumably getting a custom title?
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You can donate and not get a custom title if you don't want one. ;)
Seriously, V-Adore, you're everyone's last hope for post titles.
Of course, you'll have to go over 500 to get to the next plateau.
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This thread is funnier than the strip.
That's what Chris pays me for.
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I think their fur coats are clothes and some of them choose to accessorize. Ray uses the thong to accentuate his wang -or conceal a foil covered cucumber.
Also, jough's new avatar is...disconcerting.
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You know, I never thought I'd hear the words "Pat" and "smegma" in the same sentence. That's exceptionally vile -- yet funny.
And I always assumed that the cats had the whole "invisible clothes" thing going on: functionally they're dressed, appearance-wise they're not. That would at least explain why Beef buys all those T-shirts (when we've never seen him dressed at all outside of the party arc and Heaven) but not why Ray's thong is still visible.
Well, I believe at one point, Beef was asked why he bought all those shirts if he never wore them (maybe he asked this to himself). I get the feeling that the Warner-Brother's style 'fur as clothing' meme is trying to be resurrected, and I think that's hooey. A plug of smegma would easily make that sound if ripped through by a cat's barbed c*ck. There is no pocket, unless of course, it is a pocket in the giant smegma plug. Smegma smegma smegma!
What a great word.
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Bobby has a lot of smegma!
I used to teach sex ed and I remember the definition of smegma refered to it as a "cottage-cheese-like" discharge! Blehh!
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Bobby has a lot of smegma!
I used to teach sex ed and I remember the definition of smegma refered to it as a "cottage-cheese-like" discharge! Blehh!
My best friend is uncut and laughs when he hears the constant questions about 'cottage-cheese-like discharge'. His words were, 'Anything is cottage-cheese-like if you don't wash enough.'
The foreskin, the hymen, and the appendix all have a seperate heaven set aside for them, where they are once again evolutionarily relevant.
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Oh look, Bobby Isoceles is here and August West has a cool new sig. You guys are having too much fun without me while I still don't have my internet back. But at least I have electricity.
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Wow, achewood and smegma - I never thought we'd go there. Thanks a lot Mr Isosceles!
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Wow, achewood and smegma - I never thought we'd go there.
I just thought of this as inevitable. And it's only a matter of time before somebody mentions the taint.
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The foreskin, the hymen, and the appendix all have a seperate heaven set aside for them, where they are once again evolutionarily relevant.
Also, wisdom teeth and body hair?
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Men's nipples?
Not that I don't enjoy having them, but still...
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The foreskin, the hymen, and the appendix all have a seperate heaven set aside for them, where they are once again evolutionarily relevant.
Also, wisdom teeth and body hair?
Both are relevant if they grow in right.
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Men's nipples?
Not that I don't enjoy having them, but still...
My nipples are for smashing.
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The greater majority of words that can not be spoken on television posted here.
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The greater majority of words that can not be spoken on television posted here.
c===8
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c*ck
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Also, jough's new avatar is...disconcerting.
Why, just because I'm a year and a half older in it than I was in the previous avatar?
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Oh look, Bobby Isoceles is here and August West has a cool new sig. You guys are having too much fun without me while I still don't have my internet back. But at least I have electricity.
I've always been here, spying for Onstad. :)
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Jough, did you re-open this thread? 'Cause damn, did it wander.
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Jough, did you re-open this thread? 'Cause damn, did it wander.
I'm just saying that maybe Pat became nice because smeg conducts. (Smegma being the opposite of amber).
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I was enjoying its wandering, and since I posted to it I figured I'd let people reply to me. ;)
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I was enjoying its wandering, and since I posted to it I figured I'd let people reply to me. ;)
So what's your SIGN, baby!
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I was enjoying its wandering, and since I posted to it I figured I'd let people reply to me. ;)
So what's your SIGN, baby!
I'm going to guess it's a pentacle
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I'm just thoroughly disturbed by all the new directions this things taking!
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I'm just thoroughly disturbed by all the new directions this things taking!
SIGN, DAMNIT. Sun, moon, rising at least!
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I am a Taurus. But you're going to have to use better lines if you expect me to "put out." I'm easy, but I ain't that fuggin easy.
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Hey jough, are those ASTRONAUT #####?
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Hey 'lucia, do you have any Lithuanian in you?
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I am a Taurus. But you're going to have to use better lines if you expect me to "put out." I'm easy, but I ain't that fuggin easy.
EYE AM A SKORPIO. EYE H8 J00
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Considering where this thread is going, all I got to say is,"Thats Just Pat!!"
(http://store4.yimg.com/I/halloweenexpo_1757_21705410)
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Considering where this thread is going, all I got to say is,"Thats Just Pat!!"
[IMAGE]
Why for I am aroused?
[Hey guys please don't quote images! Thanks! -- The Mgmt.]
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Also, jough's new avatar is...disconcerting.
Why, just because I'm a year and a half older in it than I was in the previous avatar?
No, it's because you remind me so much of myself at that age!
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I give up.
I changed my av, too, in keeping with Jough's theme. Whee!
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I give up.
I changed my av, too, in keeping with Jough's theme. Whee!
man why got gots to be so ugly and all
with your disproportionate faces
and your shrunken bodies
it just makes me think of the hoss fetuses in jars that they keep in the back room of veterinary clinics
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I give up.
I changed my av, too, in keeping with Jough's theme. Whee!
While I think your previous title would've just been creepy when paired with this avatar I don't totally see where the piggishness comes from.
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Pigtails.