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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: side_show on September 25, 2003, 07:57:05 pm
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That ambulance is the cutest vehicle I've ever seen.
What kind of evil human being would shoot a bunny anyway?
Strip (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09252003).
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NEED MORE THREE PANEL ACHEWOOD
(Nothing against the longer strips, understand, but Onstad does beautiful things with a three panel strip.)
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Smilin' Pat is kind of disturbing.
When we saw Beef grin, it was like, ALL RIGHT, things go well for Beef for once. Score one for the Beefster.
But with Pat it's kind of creepy. What's he doing to that rabbit, anyway?
And Rabbit Brains and Raddichio? Didn't I see that on Iron Chef one time?
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That ambulance is the cutest vehivle I've ever seen.
What kind of evil human being would shoot a bunny anyway?
Appearantly, the Chicago kind of evil human being. From an AP news story (http://apnews.excite.com/article/20030925/D7TPFMEG0.html):
"In 2001, more than 100 rabbit carcasses with gunshot wounds were found in the park. No arrests have been made."
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What kind of evil human being would shoot a bunny anyway?
The same kind of cat that charges his close friends to use his toilet.
Roast Beefs speech patterns (as well as content) always kill me, especially when he gets all extensively graphic.
Agreed. The fuzzy tail rules on its own, but because of the way Beef points it out it owns.
That ambulance is awesome though. I love the alt-text about rabbits having a service infrastructure, too.
And just to suck: If Pat has .22 for shooting rabbits why did he need to steal Tic-Tac?
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That ambulance is the cutest vehivle I've ever seen.
What kind of evil human being would shoot a bunny anyway?
I would, and here's why.
Here is my ex-guinea pig (don't worry, I didn't kill him, I gave him away to a no-kill shelter):
(http://www.bobbyisosceles.com/images/galvatron.jpg)
Cute as a button, right?
WRONG.
The propensity of a guinea pig to just be a filthy disgusting animal, despite changing its bedding (and I used CareFresh Ultra == super-expensive, and ultra-absorbent) every two or three days, utterly astounds me.
These animals will go out of their way, no matter what you do to stop them, finding ways to heave their own shit in every direction, when they're not eating it.
They also have a nasty habit of getting scared of their own flatulence; if you have multiple guinea pigs, they will be scared by the other guinea pig getting scared; this starts a 3 AM feedback loop that makes you seriously consider snapping their little necks and making cuy, Bolivian style.
And this is from an animal I consider useful, because they prefer grass to any other vegetable, so theoretically they could serve as a natural lawnmower.
An aside: I always dreamed of having two side-by-side plots of land, one with midgets in tiny cowboy outfits, ponchos and chaps, herding hundreds upon hundreds of guinea pigs, right next door to Tutsi giants, in appropriately acromegalic cowboy outfits, herding hundreds of capybara.
Aside to the aside: I have since supplanted this idea with my idea for a 1700's themed gay bar, Ye Olde Colonial Buggery and Fudge Packynge Shoppe.
Aa rabbits are every bit as stupid and filthy as guinea pigs, and as they also prefer vegetables that humans can eat, they deserve to be killed.[/u]
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The visual of the rabbit ambulance "employing the method of hopping instead of rolling" makes my day. IMHO, it's up there with the Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N. shadows in the annals of truly gorgeous Achewood art.
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What kind of evil human being would shoot a bunny anyway?
Well, there are places overrun by the little furry buggers, and in those instances, I support people shooting them to then eat, and not for just sport.
Sport killing I find truly disgusting, but it can be necessary to level out species' population when we've screwed the planet up so bad that the natural predators can't keep up. Look at Australia - a continent formerly without the predators to get rid of the rabbits we introduced there!
None of this howver means I could pick up a gun and go out and shoot a rabbit.
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Bobby, such vitriol!
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My daughter can't comprehend that Peter Rabbit's dad went into Farmer MacGregors stew pot. And it says so right in the book.
Rabbits taste good. I can't speak for guinea pigs as I know only one person who has eaten them (in Peru).
But I can say that all kinds of people shoot rabbits. Or trap them. Or farm them so we can eat them. Meat is why we don't have 32 molars in our mouth.
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And just to suck: If Pat has .22 for shooting rabbits why did he need to steal Tic-Tac?
Do you really think Pat wouldn't do his research and find the best match of cartridge/rifle for eliminating garden pests?
At first I thought it was because he didn't want to use his own weapon. What with serial numbers and licenses and all. Then I realized he wasn't exactly being very stealthy or secretive when he went after Vlad, so your answer makes more sense.
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Bobby, such vitriol!
At least my guinea pig was better than my ex-girlfriend. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/tony_laetrile/27846.html)
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Although one assumes every 15-17 days your involvement level in the mating aspect was different between the two of them. I hope.
They are both cute but I think neither is probably my type.
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Although one assumes every 15-17 days your involvement level in the mating aspect was different between the two of them. I hope.
They are both cute but I think neither is probably my type.
Damn guinea pigs say they love you, but they're just whores for carrots.
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An aside: I always dreamed of having two side-by-side plots of land, one with midgets in tiny cowboy outfits, ponchos and chaps, herding hundreds upon hundreds of guinea pigs, right next door to Tutsi giants, in appropriately acromegalic cowboy outfits, herding hundreds of capybara.
What a beautiful vision. I'm so glad you're not just lurking anymore, Mr. Isoceles.
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What kind of evil human being would shoot a bunny anyway?
Well, there are places overrun by the little furry buggers, and in those instances, I support people shooting them to then eat, and not for just sport.
Sport killing I find truly disgusting, but it can be necessary to level out species' population when we've screwed the planet up so bad that the natural predators can't keep up. Look at Australia - a continent formerly without the predators to get rid of the rabbits we introduced there!
None of this howver means I could pick up a gun and go out and shoot a rabbit.
Yeah, I'm certainly no hunter, but I'm also no opposed to it - still it takes a special kind of person to shoot a bunny. Ever seen Rodger and Me?
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If you go to australia you will meet tons of people who hate rabbits, you might even eat rabbit.
Also, I like to eat rabbits. However, I would not have the balls to shoot anything that would get picked up in a hopping ambulence. that would just be scary beyond belief. I would shoot the easter bunny, maybe, because it creeps me out how he sneaks into my house every year.
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I just couldn't kill something I could snuggle with. But if you find them tasty go nuts!
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Yeah, I'm certainly no hunter, but I'm also no opposed to it - still it takes a special kind of person to shoot a bunny. Ever seen Rodger and Me?
Not yet. Though I plan to very soon.
And I certainly agree, the types of people who I've known who kill small furry things, I've never really got on with.
They tend to seem a bit... challenged...
Doesn't mean I don't respect some of the English people who live the country love in a non fascist and old time way.
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If you go to australia you will meet tons of people who hate rabbits, you might even eat rabbit.
Also, I like to eat rabbits. However, I would not have the balls to shoot anything that would get picked up in a hopping ambulence. that would just be scary beyond belief. I would shoot the easter bunny, maybe, because it creeps me out how he sneaks into my house every year.
I'm not a big fan of rabbit. Maybe it's too gamey or something.
I'm just glad we don't get picked up in people shaped ambulences. That would just be creepy. Although they might be easier to spot coming up behind you on the road.
If somebody is going to sneak in your house once a year the least they can do is leave awesome presents behind.
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I'm just glad we don't get picked up in people shaped ambulences. That would just be creepy. Although they might be easier to spot coming up behind you on the road.
All screaming a great big human scream instead of a siren.
All using the principles of walking instead of rolling.
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I'm just glad we don't get picked up in people shaped ambulences. That would just be creepy. Although they might be easier to spot coming up behind you on the road.
All screaming a great big human scream instead of a siren.
All using the principles of walking instead of rolling.
Psh. I figured it would be more like a giant person-shape like riding a Segway or something. Problaby with "Amazon.com" and the Coke logo plaster all over the sides.
Because there is never too much corporate sponsorship.
So it ocurrs to me, if we carried this out would any of them "all use the priciples of rolling"? The only one I can think of is those little rolly polly bugs.
And octopus ambulences must be just freaky.
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Imagine a slug ambulance.
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(http://www.myimgs.com/data/kelly/RSS.jpg)
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[Rabbit Social Services image]
That . . . guh . . . I . . . the AWESOME.
Also, that would make a Grade A mask for a rabbit super hero. Or luchador.
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It sort of looks like a Satanic symbol - like a red upside down cross. Evil, evil bunnies!
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It sort of looks like a Satanic symbol - like a red upside down cross. Evil, evil bunnies!
Or just a bunny with a deathwish.
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Jeepers Kelly, you have a lot of talent. The image you made sure is swell!
You're a very special person.
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::cries and claws at peoples trouser cuffs::
Jough, I'm scared!!!!!!!!!
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Don't be scared. It's just a bunny social services image. It can't hurt you.
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Okay, who rigged up jough's bathroom to electrocute his dick while I was gone?
Sheesh, people. Could have let me in on it.
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Don't be scared. It's just a bunny social services image. It can't hurt you.
That's... not... what... was scaring me....
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Thank you both for your concern about my well-being.
And you have nothing to fear slink except eternal damnnation, but if you accept the light of Jesus into your heart you will be saved! Yay!
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Thank you both for your concern about my well-being.
And you have nothing to fear slink except eternal damnnation, but if you accept the light of Jesus into your heart you will be saved! Yay!
Ah, well at least normal Jough would be proud of me in saying - like that's eeeeeeeehehehever gonna happen!
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Okay, who rigged up jough's bathroom to electrocute his dick while I was gone?
I didn't do it, but I'm seriously considering rigging up his kitchen to explode, taking both sides of his personality with it.
Where did I put that cookbook?
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Okay, who rigged up jough's bathroom to electrocute his dick while I was gone?
I didn't do it, but I'm seriously considering rigging up his kitchen to explode, taking both sides of his personality with it.
You fuckin' threaten ME, bitch, and I will bring the motherfuck*ng HAMMER down on your candy ass!
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That's the motherfuckin' HAMMER of Niceness, of course.
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It's a motherdisrespectin' BUNNY hammer. All employing the principle of hopping instead of crushing your head, beeyatch.
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You fuckin' threaten ME, bitch, and I will bring the motherfuck*ng HAMMER down on your candy ass!
If ya smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what El Guapo . . . is . . . cookin'
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Hey evildunston - dump those two rubes in your avatar and come on over here. I'll find a useful "outlet" for that excess evil. :evil:
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I didn't do it, but I'm seriously considering rigging up his kitchen to explode, taking both sides of his personality with it.
Woman, don't make me have to put you over my knee, 'cause I'll knock the evil out of you.
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Hey evildunston - dump those two rubes in your avatar and come on over here. I'll find a useful "outlet" for that excess evil. :evil:
I've got an "outlet" for you...why don't you stick your dick in this wall recepticle here? It's about the right size...
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That must be one hell of a wall outlet.
Well, it may be an outlet to you, but it's a socket to me.
*splash*
Most of you won't understand that reference.
Me, old.
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Well, it may be an outlet to you, but it's a socket to me.
*splash*
Most of you won't understand that reference.
Me, old.
Well, I laughed...
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That must be one hell of a wall outlet.
Well, it may be an outlet to you, but it's a socket to me.
*splash*
Most of you won't understand that reference.
Me, old.
Hey, we had Nick at Night.
And can't you use a Fleshlight like a normal person?
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Incidentally, a disturbing thought: "socket to me?" Has the stress of the asexual creation process behind Nice Jough (budding, I presume) created another splinter Jough, one who -- gasp -- likes puns?!
Horrors! I may not sleep tonight.
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Nice Jough was created in a high tech lab with many whirring sounds, flashes of electric blue light, jacob's ladders all buzzing uselessly up the wires, thunder and lightning outside punctuating dramatic points in the action.
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That must be one hell of a wall outlet.
Well, it may be an outlet to you, but it's a socket to me.
*splash*
Most of you won't understand that reference.
Me, old.
Very funny. But schtupid.
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Nice Jough was created in a high tech lab with many whirring sounds, flashes of electric blue light, jacob's ladders all buzzing uselessly up the wires, thunder and lightning outside punctuating dramatic points in the action.
If you didn't yell "IT'S ALIVE!!!" I will have lost all faith in humanity.