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Trivial Pursuits => Wild Card => Topic started by: Bobby Isosceles on January 24, 2007, 12:25:06 am

Title: Caption This
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on January 24, 2007, 12:25:06 am

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l180/mianro/Good_old_duct_tape.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: wombat on January 24, 2007, 12:35:09 am

I don't know how to caption this but it obviously should be your new avatar.

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Post by: Bobby Isosceles on January 24, 2007, 12:46:08 am

Won't look good shrunk to 100x100. God damn you Jough.

this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXRH50fvHWA) would make a smashing avatar, though.

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: jaydub on January 24, 2007, 02:12:35 am

With the installation of wall to wall shark tanks, some modifications to Ashley's playroom were obviously necessary.

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Post by: Choop on January 24, 2007, 03:07:12 am

Rita's first day back to work after maternity leave was bad enough already.

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Post by: Ben-San on January 24, 2007, 03:14:08 am

"Target Practice"

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Post by: Sub_Topical on January 24, 2007, 04:03:53 am

Just wait until potty time...

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Post by: Sub_Topical on January 24, 2007, 04:04:24 am

Birth of a BDSM Queen...

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Post by: Sub_Topical on January 24, 2007, 04:05:04 am

Talk about a bum wrap...

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Post by: Sub_Topical on January 24, 2007, 04:06:06 am

KNOCK KNOCK...

WHO'S THERE?

SOCIAL SERVICES!

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: Sub_Topical on January 24, 2007, 04:07:01 am

The duck is now free on appeal...

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Post by: Sub_Topical on January 24, 2007, 04:08:32 am

Richard Drew's (http://www.ideafinder.com/history/inventions/ducttape.htm) inspiration...

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Post by: Sub_Topical on January 24, 2007, 04:09:32 am

Hanging out with a pal...

Damn, sorry about that people.

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: coldfrog on January 24, 2007, 04:26:00 am

Well ma'am, the infestation was pretty bad, but with the clever yellow ducky bait we've finally rounded up the last of them.

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Post by: linnea on January 24, 2007, 07:13:49 am

And then Ashley's real mommy and daddy showed up...who were a princess and a prince, and they rescued her and took her back to their magical palace to be free from the evil surrogate parents who had stolen her away and mistreated her and duct-taped her to a wall with only Friend Duck to keep her company.

Jesus H. Christ. That's just wrong. I don't care how bad the terrible twos are...someone call social services on those fugs.

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: littlefallsmets on January 24, 2007, 07:26:15 am

The subtle irony of the pun on "duck" and "duct" was wholly lost on the child, much to the disappointment of The Taping Bandit.

"Of course," The Bandit chided himself softly yet aloud, "the baby does not know words yet."

"What a fool I was."

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: coldfrog on January 24, 2007, 09:04:03 am

Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 24, 2007, 07:26:15 am

The subtle irony of the pun on "duck" and "duct" was wholly lost on the child, much to the disappointment of The Taping Bandit.

"Of course," The Bandit chided himself softly yet aloud, "the baby does not know words yet."

"What a fool I was."

Best. Caption.  Ever.
Consider yourself CANNED FOR LIFE!

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on February 05, 2007, 06:01:50 pm

OK, for those of us who've been gone for a week, the original picture is now 404'd and none of these captions make any sense.

BOO TO THAT

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: Bjorn the Destroyer on February 05, 2007, 07:21:43 pm

Yes we cannot caption that which we cannot see.

You know, unless this is a Zen thing, which would be cool too.

Title: Re: Caption This
Post by: jough on February 07, 2007, 04:59:44 am

If an image goes 404 in the message board, did it ever truly twist pixels?