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Title: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: Drygioni on January 26, 2007, 08:09:49 am
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01262007 (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01262007)

Wow, I ate somewhere like this in London. It was pretty sucky. Anyone else been to one of these places?

Also, the idea of a restaurant with the phrase "restaurant" on the front is actually way too pretentious to not have already happened.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: MattFish on January 26, 2007, 08:16:01 am
is this like "theater" where they serve you "food"
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: DanSC on January 26, 2007, 09:32:01 am
This sounds like it would nicely follow a cilantro ape ceviche

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09152004
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: coldfrog on January 26, 2007, 09:53:16 am
To be fair to the restaurant, at least "shrimp" was not in quotes on the menu.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: wombat on January 26, 2007, 01:00:06 pm
I would have gone with "a marzipan DeLorean with a LoJack" since cars are an important recurring Achewood theme. Also not so nauseating-sounding.  But it's all good.

I have never eaten at such a place but from what I have read, the only thing here that sounds like an exaggeration is a course that the police bring to your house later.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: LCB on January 26, 2007, 02:02:34 pm
On the positive side, a lot of gimmicky joints like that tend to fold after the novelty wears off. Others, unfortunately show the tenacity of a cockroach.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: dejavroom on January 26, 2007, 02:05:44 pm
This "strip" was as funny as the "restaurants" it mocked. I'm happy today isn't my birthday or I would have to complain.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: Choop on January 26, 2007, 03:23:42 pm
Hey, I've eaten at one of those places, and had a great meal. Also, I found this strip very very very accurate.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: melack on January 26, 2007, 04:51:03 pm
This strip didn't cause me to laugh so much as it caused me to stare dumbly at my computer, questioning my education for failing to give me the ability to understand what the hell I just read.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: V-Adore on January 26, 2007, 04:51:14 pm
Perhaps it was a revamp of p o u l t r y ; (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08182005), always trying to stay right on the bleeding "ethnomedical" edge?
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: pubdoggy on January 26, 2007, 05:08:51 pm
Hmm, Heston Blumenthal's place "The Fat Duck" http://www.fatduck.co.uk/ (http://www.fatduck.co.uk/) in Bray (Berkshire, UK) gets consistenly rave reviews and is one of only 3 restaurants in the UK with 3 Michelin Stars (the other 2 being Gordon Ramsay at Royal Hospital Road and Alain Roux's Waterside Inn) I think I would definitely like to eat there. The concept and general wankiness (read pretentiousness), however, puts me right off.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: applebed on January 26, 2007, 05:31:19 pm
Has Onstad been watching Heston Blumenthal's BBC show? These are some selected highlights of his recipe for black forest gateau - I would post it all (http://women.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,18030-2425689_1,00.html) but it is three pages long:

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Special equipment 21.5cm x 31.5cm brownie tin(s), food mixer (optional), oven thermometer, 2.6-litre hard plastic container with lid (through which you have bored a small hole, using a corkscrew), microwave (if you have one), whipping-cream canister and charges (from www.creamsupplies.co.uk), vacuum-seal storage bag with one-way valve, vacuum cleaner, digital probe, 9cm x 19cm x 5cm-deep baking tin(s), piping bag, melon- baller, large cardboard box, paint gun.

AERATED CHOCOLATE LAYER

....

5 Shake the canister, then squirt the chocolate onto the base of the 2.6-litre plastic container. Put on the lid, then place the container in the vacuum storage bag. Position the storage bag’s valve over the hole in the container’s lid. Switch on the vacuum cleaner and place the hose on the valve to suck the air out of the bag. The chocolate should rise and be riddled with small bubbles. As soon as it does so, remove the vacuum and close the valve as quickly as possible. To set the chocolate, place the box — still in the vacuum bag — in the fridge until required.

CHOCOLATE MOUSSE

...

8 Fill the base of the paint gun with the melted chocolate mixture and attach the nozzle. To avoid redecorating the kitchen in chocolate brown, set the large cardboard box on its side (which effectively provides a protective roof and walls to work in). Remove the gateau from the freezer. Carefully lift it out of the loaf tin and onto a plate. Remove the clingfilm and place the gateau in the cardboard box. Spray the gateau with the chocolate, turning carefully as you go. Return it to the freezer until 20 minutes before serving.

9 Use a skewer to bore a small hole 2–3in into the centre of the bottom of each indentation, down towards the cherry below. Agitate the skewer a little to increase the hole’s diameter. Pour in cherry syrup until it reaches the top of the bore-hole (but doesn’t spill out into the indentation itself). Place a sour cherry, stalk end up, in each indentation, and sit a dried vanilla pod in each cherry, to make a decorative stalk. For the full effect, fill an atomiser with kirsch and squirt it round the room just before serving the gateau — it will magically bring a little of the Black Forest to the dinner table.

I love how the food mixer is optional, but the vacuum cleaner is not :)

I think the concept of the Fat Duck (http://www.fatduck.co.uk) restaurant is pretty cool, but for the fact that it clearly takes them three weeks to make any one dish. I would be lying if I said that I was enough of a gastronome that only food from said restaurant could satisfy my cravings - I could make an omelette in 30 seconds that would quell my hunger pangs right now. I'd feel guilty to a) spend so much money on and then b) eat such finely crafted food.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: littlefallsmets on January 26, 2007, 05:36:32 pm
I can comfortably admit that Alton Brown explaining... lemon pie with... lego bricks... to me on my television is the extent of my food-science knowledge. I like to think that half the appeal of that sort of deal is that at the end of the day, he's still making normal food. He's just using rubber dinosaurs as molecules to explain how we GET from basic foodstuffs to normal food.

When you take the food-science stuff and apply it to making... octopus-ink quiche with bucky-ball waffle fries... for rich fucks who don't enjoy food OR science and are just going to this place to prove that they're rich, the whole thing goes out the window.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: Choop on January 26, 2007, 05:50:01 pm
Can'd for buckyball fries :) Man I'd love to see those in action.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: AugustWest on January 26, 2007, 06:50:34 pm
Yeah, you could buckyball fries with ketchup molecules already on the inside of the buckyball!

Who needs a flying car when you've got buckyfries?  I love 21st century life.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on January 26, 2007, 07:17:20 pm
On the positive side, a lot of gimmicky joints like that tend to fold after the novelty wears off. Others, unfortunately show the tenacity of a cockroach.

p o u l t r y ;
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: Choop on January 26, 2007, 07:43:08 pm
Perhaps it was a revamp of p o u l t r y ; (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08182005), always trying to stay right on the bleeding "ethnomedical" edge?
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: robot_god on January 26, 2007, 09:08:20 pm
Is this what it is like to live in California?  Do these places really exist?  Man, if so, I'm glad I'm on the east coast.

I mean, yeah, I went to Jekyll & Hyde as a kid, but that was different:  I was wearing a Knicks Starter jacket and those actors fuckin' performmed, man.

Plus, the bathrooms were labeled misleadingly.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: jaydub on January 26, 2007, 09:29:05 pm
I could make an omelette in 30 seconds that would quell my hunger pangs right now.

In a race towards the bottom, I'll claim that I can make a quesadilla from pre-shredded cheese and a tortilla in the same amount of time, but with considerably less chance of salmonella poisoning :)
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: theinevitable on January 26, 2007, 09:45:16 pm
man, no way. It's all about the foods that take upwards of 10 minutes to make.

like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: applebed on January 27, 2007, 08:49:04 am
In a race towards the bottom, I'll claim that I can make a quesadilla from pre-shredded cheese and a tortilla in the same amount of time, but with considerably less chance of salmonella poisoning :)

My timeframe was inspired by a cookery show we have over here (Saturday Kitchen) where the guest chefs compete to make an omelette in less than a minute. I spose we don't get a follow-up on posioning-related suffering that may ensue :P

I see that Raymond Blanc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Blanc) recently came last for taking a black truffle out of his pocket and adding fresh gratings to his dish. What a man.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: coldfrog on January 27, 2007, 09:17:40 am
p o u l t r y ;

The funniest thing about p o u l t r y ; is that not only does it find the spaces necessary, it is presumptious enough to imply that the name itself doesn't fully explain the restaurant, thus requiring a semi-colon.  Probable sentence following the semi-colon: we also have clean l a v a t o r i e s.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: KeithHernandez on January 27, 2007, 12:29:46 pm
My timeframe was inspired by a cookery show we have over here (Saturday Kitchen) where the guest chefs compete to make an omelette in less than a minute.


That is craziness.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc foam
Post by: ndpatel on January 29, 2007, 05:14:08 pm
Is this what it is like to live in California?  Do these places really exist?  Man, if so, I'm glad I'm on the east coast.

Alinea (http://www.alinea-restaurant.com/pages/gallery/gallery_cuis.html), in Chicago, is the best restaurant in the country (http://gourmetfood.about.com/b/a/257356.htm), according to Gourmet.

It is hella weird, and crazy expensive, and it takes between five and twelve hours to eat there, but everyone who has ever eaten there has come away very impressed, from the reviews I've read to This One Guy I Know.

I think the whole molecular gastronomy thing might be one of those things that's really good when it's good, and really bad when it's bad.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: theinevitable on January 29, 2007, 05:23:02 pm
I like the concept of people trying crazy new things with food.

but, I mean, liking the concept is not == "my belly is so happy for this food."
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: ndpatel on January 29, 2007, 07:25:28 pm
I like the concept of people trying crazy new things with food.

but, I mean, liking the concept is not == "my belly is so happy for this food."

Right, from what I hear the two consensus Really Good crazy food places in Chicago (Alinea and Moto) have chefs that are more focused on making one's belly happy than the crazy new things they do to get there.

I don't know if any of you watch Top Chef, but I contrast that to Marcel, who is always ready to make some foam crap and call it food.

Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: theinevitable on January 29, 2007, 09:30:33 pm
clearly Elia was In it to Win It, because she shaved her head.
On the other hand, marcel was a dick and made a fuss. probably because his only good feature was his hair.

I figure it is like any art/craft. as a kind-of musician, sometimes I really enjoy making crazy noises that only other musicians (or, weird people who listen to weird music, like me) enjoy. But that is not what the public wants. The food-as-art thing is more stretched, though, because most consider food to be Fuel that should taste good, rather than Art. When it comes to food, most people are firm classicists, in that they want everything to go together in a way that makes logical sense.
Title: Re: 26th of January, 2006 - "tainted" shrimp "taco" with "ethnomedical" manioc f
Post by: ndpatel on January 30, 2007, 06:18:46 am
When it comes to food, most people are firm classicists, in that they want everything to go together in a way that makes logical sense.

I'm not sure I get the idea of "classicist" meaning "logical sense" - no foods go together "logically," they just go together because some cultures have always put them together. Flavors go together in a pleasing way, but I'm not sure there's anything "logical" about that sort of thing. cf. your basic fusion restaurant being successful.

Or did you mean, like, food should logically go on a plate and be eaten with a fork? Cause even that's kind of context-sensitive.

Also, looking back, I hated every contestant this season and am sorry that any of them had to win. Last season was far better. Plus Billy Joel's wife, while unable to have any kind of emotions, was far hotter than Padma, and less prone to babbling nonsensically. Padma is married to Salman Rushdie, though, so you know. That's pretty cool.