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Trivial Pursuits => Wild Card => Topic started by: Fooker on February 19, 2007, 09:34:10 am

Title: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Fooker on February 19, 2007, 09:34:10 am
http://www.myspace.com/bradycampaign

Read their sniper rifle blog.

It is chuckles incarnate.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: slink on February 19, 2007, 01:58:46 pm
Read their sniper rifle blog.

It is chuckles incarnate.

Yes... Erm...
By chuckles, did you intend to mean depressing and scaresome?
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: linnea on February 19, 2007, 09:29:22 pm
Man, I thought it was going to be a humorous piece about Halo (in a Red Versus Blue style) about how team killing fucktards keep picking up sniper rifles and ruining the game for everyone.

Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Fooker on February 19, 2007, 11:21:07 pm
Clearly, someone with talent more suited for The Onion is now writing the Brady Campaign's articles for them.

Whoever this person is, they must be as sexy as they are mysterious.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: slink on February 20, 2007, 01:45:11 am
Clearly, someone with talent more suited for The Onion is now writing the Brady Campaign's articles for them.

Oh, I see... You're being satirical instead...

Please, let there be satire in this whole thing somewhere!
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Fooker on February 20, 2007, 02:18:40 am
Dude.

Long distance murder rifles.

(http://whatbrick.googlepages.com/evil-rifle.jpg)
(courtesy of some other guy)
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: side_show on February 20, 2007, 05:17:59 am
My grandfather was a sniper. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/side_show/295449138/)  It's really hard to get my head around the kindly old man I've known all my life picking people off one at a time, but he did.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Sub_Topical on February 20, 2007, 06:42:03 am
I like how quick Zumbo got picked up.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Fooker on February 20, 2007, 10:36:39 am
Being quoted on the official brady campaign myspace probably had something to do with the outrage.

Again, some extremely sexy and mysterious person must be smiling to themselves quite a bit.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: linnea on February 20, 2007, 03:54:42 pm
Being quoted on the official brady campaign myspace probably had something to do with the outrage.

Again, some extremely sexy and mysterious person must be smiling to themselves quite a bit.

You sound pretty smug and self-satisfied, dude. C'mon, fess up.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Sub_Topical on February 20, 2007, 04:59:52 pm
He's just trolling by posting someone else's whackyfact hot button issue page o' dreck.

It seems to be his 'thing'.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: theinevitable on February 20, 2007, 07:41:13 pm
I am so confused right now. There is a group who posted a thing on myspace about guns being bad... and then fooker posted it... and then someone made an image? or maybe the image already existed? Maybe the group is a satire. Or an Onion? And then... fooker is self-satisfied... because of a Zumbo?

Dear. God. I. Am. Not. A. Religious. Man. But. Please. Help. Me. See. The. Connection. Here.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Fooker on February 21, 2007, 09:44:54 am
He's just trolling by posting someone else's whackyfact hot button issue page o' dreck.

It seems to be his 'thing'.

Bullpucky. Go refresh that myspace page. Observe.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Sub_Topical on February 21, 2007, 06:07:33 pm
A Runtime Error has occurred.
Do you wsh to debug?

Line:16
Error: Syntax Error in regular expression

Yeah, illuminating.

Bullpucky back at ya', turd gobbler. Spit it out and say something straight or go back on the knob.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Fooker on February 21, 2007, 06:22:18 pm
RAD. CHILIES.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: slink on February 21, 2007, 06:28:55 pm
Bullpucky back at ya', turd gobbler. Spit it out and say something straight or go back on the knob.

To quote the natives from the Christopher Moore book I just read:
'Excellent threat'.
Means nothing? Ah, go read it, he's great.

Can'd.

Anyway, how about you get back on your topic, Fooker? 'Cause I'm still trying to identify one in all this.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Fooker on February 21, 2007, 08:12:59 pm
I'm just bucking for a career at The Onion, is all.
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: side_show on February 22, 2007, 04:38:09 am
It's very Tao to aim to do all the things that are not good writing to become a good writer. 
Title: Re: My word, what is wrong with that man's bottom?
Post by: Fooker on February 22, 2007, 04:44:02 am
Precisely. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work towards my career as a high powered executive by putting off all of my obligations until tomorrow, and playing videogames until 2AM.