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Trivial Pursuits => People & Places => Topic started by: iron_felix on March 17, 2007, 06:40:14 am
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And Happy Belated Birthday, too. I was going to let somebody post this who was actually around at the same time as Q, but... nobody did. Seriously, folks! Do you really think he'd ever come back if this is the kind of treatment he gets? Jeez!
I'm sorry it had to happen this way, Q. Don't take it too hard, if you're reading this up there in TOUAMB Heaven... we still love you. I'll do my best to carry the Sick Fuck torch in your absence.
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Well we've already had about 2-3 threads dedicated to begging him to come back. If he wants to come back he knows where we are. Fuck that guy.
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He's probably gone all Andy Kaufman, would only ever come back once no one really remembered him.
He was quite thorough in removing himself from the internet though, I suspect he was part of a sociology PHD.
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Fair enough. I just thought it was kind of rude for him to not have a birthday thread, is all, in absentia or not.
He's probably gone all Andy Kaufman, would only ever come back once no one really remembered him.
He was quite thorough in removing himself from the internet though, I suspect he was part of a sociology PHD.
I suppose we'll find that out in 2026 or thereabouts. Lately it seems like everybody else has been going Andy Kaufman around here, too. I barely know what's going on anymore.
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I suspect he was part of a sociology PHD.
So what about littlefallsmets then?
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A view of his profile indicates that he was indeed active yesterday doing something. His lasts posts say he thought he posting excessively with over 2000 posts in less than a year...
A TOUAMB burn out I guess we could call him. All sitting up at 3AM with "Blinded by the light" playing in the background - dollar bills caked in white powder and a single bony finger feverishly hitting the refresh button on the "whos online" page. Its a sad sight. It was for the best.
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So what about littlefallsmets then?
Well, I mean, I'm actually Chris Onstad.
So are you, womb@. Are you one of his sleep sock puppets that he doesn't remember? I'm pretty sure I'm one of the waking ones...
Or am I?
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Are you one of his sleep sock puppets that he doesn't remember?
'Where do your fingers go?'
?
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To be fair, he shows up all the time - he just doesn't post. Can't blame him. I'm surprised more people don't take periodic breaks.
Maybe it's just the top performers:
Queue
Zartan
Me.
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Well we've already had about 2-3 threads dedicated to begging him to come back. If he wants to come back he knows where we are. Fuck that guy.
Quoted for truth.
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I told him Happy Birthday on Last.fm
Thanks ver much! Now continue staying the fuck away.
He is bitter that I live very near him.
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I told him Happy Birthday on Last.fm
He is bitter that I live very near him.
...did he have a psychotic break or something? What the hell happened?
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I think the strain of being Terry AND Judy AND Mr. Q AND Chris Onstad all at once got to him.
That's... that's what my dog told me, anyway.
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...did he have a psychotic break or something? What the hell happened?
Naah, he just doesn't like us anymore. There's no accounting for taste.
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He's moved on to greener pastures. Life goes on.
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Thanks ver much! Now continue staying the fuck away.
This is a sign that says let the dude be.
NAAA-NAA-NA-YADDA-YAA-DAA
YADA-YA-DAA
HEY...
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This is a sign that says let the dude be.
NAAA-NAA-NA-YADDA-YAA-DAA
YADA-YA-DAA
HEY...
Dude, you're freaking me out. What the hell are you doing? Did you run out of pills?
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I think he's singing the end of "Hey Jude".
As a reference to "Let It Be".
...for some reason.
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Dude, you're freaking me out. What the hell are you doing? Did you run out of pills?
...JUDE!
(because I trust you people to pick it up and do some of the work for me)
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...JUDE!
(because I trust you people to pick it up and do some of the work for me)
Oh eat me - I meant weren't you somebody else yesterday?
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I think he's singing the end of "Hey Jude".
As a reference to "Let It Be".
...for some reason.
It's an appropriated version of Steam's Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye. I'm pretty sure.
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I'm actually kind of embarrassed now that all these people have posted here. I wasn't trying to get the dude to come back, that's his own choice, but he just seemed like he had been important enough before that he should get his own birthday thread. It made a bit more sense with the wave of nostalgia that was sweeping the board at the time. Then I apologized to him because no one else had bothered to do it yet, and... what the fuck, who even cares anymore? I can't even be bothered to try and explain myself now.
Well, I mean, I'm actually Chris Onstad.
So are you, womb@. Are you one of his sleep sock puppets that he doesn't remember? I'm pretty sure I'm one of the waking ones...
Or am I?
I think the strain of being Terry AND Judy AND Mr. Q AND Chris Onstad all at once got to him.
That's... that's what my dog told me, anyway.
Terry, Judy, Mr. Q, Wombat, LFM and his dog are all really Onstad.
...at least they would be, if Onstad even existed. It's really a bunch of ducks inside a human suit. But I didn't tell you that.
Also, is it a coincidence that Sub_Ashical and Ash_Topical have the same number of tiny cans, or was that normalized somehow? I'd give one to one of them to find out, but I don't want to upset the delicate balance.
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Interestingly enough, only Sub is Chris Onstad even though Sub and Ash are the same person.
I'm hazy on the details but it has something to do with Biff's Alternate 1985 with the casino.
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He's moved on to greener pastures. Life goes on.
What's that you say, Mr. August West? Misterqueue has left and gone away? Hey hey hey, hey hey hey?
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Interestingly enough, only Sub is Chris Onstad even though Sub and Ash are the same person.
The name's pronounced "Chris Ass-tickle".
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Hey hey, my my
Mister Cue will never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye
Mister Cue will never die
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Terry, Judy, Mr. Q, Wombat, LFM and his dog are all really Onstad.
This makes wombat's stalking of Onstad's dog all the more intriguing.
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This makes wombat's stalking of Onstad's dog all the more intriguing.
So much easier!
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Who's Misterqueue?
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Achewood fact: The TOUAMB has never had a member called 'Misterque'.
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Achewood fact: The TOUAMB has never had a member called 'Misterque'.
Bzzzzzzz! Wrong!