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Title: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: dejavroom on July 19, 2007, 12:05:26 pm: Because this current "Ray stepping on instruments" run looks like a Coors Light-fueled idea...
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on July 19, 2007, 03:30:48 pm: Quote from: dejavroom on July 19, 2007, 12:05:26 pm
Because this current "Ray stepping on instruments" run looks like a Coors Light-fueled idea...

ha ha no one voted or commented cause no one likes you

or maybe this board is full of vengeful argentinians
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: dejavroom on July 19, 2007, 04:13:27 pm: ah, that's cool, not caring is the gentlemen's sport these days, right? I almost didn't vote myself... >)
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: linnea on July 19, 2007, 10:07:00 pm: My vote is for the little green man that forces a pipe into Onstad's face and sparks it up for some quality time with the alive talking stuffed animals in his head.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: AugustWest on July 20, 2007, 03:13:45 am: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?

Ink?
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: jough on July 20, 2007, 04:11:02 am: It's the wife-beating and alcoholism, clearly.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: wombat on July 20, 2007, 11:48:27 am: Bacon?
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: CortJstr on July 20, 2007, 01:28:26 pm: Quote from: wombat on July 20, 2007, 11:48:27 am
Bacon?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's bacon!

Damn you advertisers!
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: jaydub on July 20, 2007, 04:11:01 pm: Quote from: CortJstr on July 20, 2007, 01:28:26 pm
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's bacon!

baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaco nbaconbacon
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: CortJstr on July 20, 2007, 04:17:33 pm: Quote from: jaydub on July 20, 2007, 04:11:01 pm

baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaco nbaconbacon

What's that say?! I can't reeeeeeaaad!
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: side_show on July 20, 2007, 04:30:26 pm: Bacon roll. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpCEHb7CdO0)
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: pmcd9 on July 21, 2007, 12:09:39 am: Quote from: side_show on July 20, 2007, 04:30:26 pm
Bacon roll. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpCEHb7CdO0)

Man, the 80's sucked so hard.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: Nabubrush on July 21, 2007, 02:35:42 am: Quote from: pmcd9 on July 21, 2007, 12:09:39 am
Man, the 80's sucked so hard.

Paul, for some of us the 80s was all we had.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: linnea on July 21, 2007, 02:48:39 am: Quote from: side_show on July 20, 2007, 04:30:26 pm
Bacon roll. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpCEHb7CdO0)

Please tell me that's another Rickroll. I'm clicking now.

**EDIT: Heh! Kenny Loggins singing, and some nubile young man dancing like there's ass in his ******.

Everybody wins.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: side_show on July 21, 2007, 01:24:32 pm: Yes, see that's Kevin Bacon (and who I must assume is Kevin Bacon's body double) dancing up a storm in the extremely silly film Footlose. I just made up the Bacon Roll. Maybe this will bring a new level of stupidness to the six degrees of Kevin Bacon thing?

As for the poll, I voted for gin. Recent personal tests have shown that the promise of many gin-based drinks prompted me to do some excellent creative work, but that the consumption of many gin-based drinks only lead to talking a wee bit too freely and avoiding work all together the next day.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: Doc on July 21, 2007, 01:41:16 pm: My favourite Lady swears by Bacon and Mayo rolls. And she wonders why I have trouble trusting her cooking.

That delightful mr. Bacon (and Mr. Bacon's stunt doubles) sure can dance up a storm. That said, if the whole 80's fad we seem to be enduring comes around with enough torq to make that sort of thing popular again I am officially quitting the human race.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: Nabubrush on July 21, 2007, 05:19:31 pm: Bourbon should have been an option.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: linnea on July 21, 2007, 05:25:07 pm: Quote from: AugustWest on July 20, 2007, 03:13:45 am
Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?

Ink?

That would be a Wacom and Adobe Illustrator, hoss.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: AugustWest on July 21, 2007, 05:29:06 pm: Quote from: linnea on July 21, 2007, 05:25:07 pm
That would be a Wacom and Adobe Illustrator, hoss.

I know, but where's the humor in that?
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: dejavroom on July 22, 2007, 03:05:26 pm: the pot wins. and I have none (none, none) to mark the occasion (sad face).
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on July 23, 2007, 01:58:48 pm: Quote from: Doc on July 21, 2007, 01:41:16 pm
That delightful mr. Bacon (and Mr. Bacon's stunt doubles) sure can dance up a storm.

I read an interview with Mr. Bacon in which he said that when he attends a wedding reception, inevitably the DJ plays "Footloose" and people form a circle around him, expecting him to dance insanely.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: Nabubrush on July 23, 2007, 04:54:28 pm: Quote from: carlosdelvaca on July 23, 2007, 01:58:48 pm
I read an interview with Mr. Bacon in which he said that when he attends a wedding reception, inevitably the DJ plays "Footloose" and people form a circle around him, expecting him to dance insanely.

Whatever keeps him from playing guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJa1yNfMYA&mode=related&search=) is ok in my book.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: pmcd9 on July 23, 2007, 09:24:22 pm: Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on July 23, 2007, 04:54:28 pm
Whatever keeps him from playing guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJa1yNfMYA&mode=related&search=) is ok in my book.

Aw man, he's like a poor man's John Mellencamp. That was pretty hard to watch.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 24, 2007, 01:38:56 am: Isn't... John Mellancamp the poor man's John Mellancamp?
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: pmcd9 on July 24, 2007, 02:00:15 am: No, Mellencamp is a poor man's Bruce Springsteen.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: Nabubrush on July 24, 2007, 02:08:38 am: Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 24, 2007, 01:38:56 am
Isn't... John Mellancamp the poor man's John Mellancamp?

John Mellencamp is the poor man's Johnny Cougar, friend.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: pmcd9 on July 24, 2007, 03:04:10 am: Lets all just agree that Bacon Bros. is a poor ~~mans~~ excuse for entertainment.
Title: Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
Post by: iron_felix on July 27, 2007, 07:05:12 pm: Quote from: pmcd9 on July 24, 2007, 03:04:10 am
Lets all just agree that Bacon Bros. is a poor ~~mans~~ excuse for entertainment.

I saw the Bacon Brothers Band live at the Phoenix Film Festival a couple of years ago. I don't remember them being particularly bad... then again, I don't remember being particularly sober, either. It was of those afterparty deals in a big tent outside the cineplex with copious amounts of red wine and finger food.