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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: MrCB on August 16, 2007, 09:00:06 am
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As predicted, another "What did you think about today". I'm very happy with this, though slightly disturbed about why Ray sleeps with his glasses on, that surely can't be comfortable, no?
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Early hours hangover angst. I hate that.
I can empathize with the kebab craving as well... I get shish kabab lust from time to time, then I remember about the dripping fat that comes out of them and how sick I feel afterwards and the craving vanishes as if by magic...
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There is no skinny-ass chick named Summer there. Fabulous.
I had the hots for a girl named Summer in high school. I can't remember what she looked like now though.
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Eggs but hardly any toast? That sounds horribly reversed to me.
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Canny see it here, only get a broken image icon... What gives? Work, dammit, work!
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why Ray sleeps with his glasses on
Good point. Perhaps for our benefit, so we don't have to see him even more naked?
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I think I would like being a secret shopper. Is that... wrong?
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I think I would like being a secret shopper. Is that... wrong?
The problem is that there are so many fake secret shopper companies out there trying to scam you with promises of big checks and free products. It's like trying to find a place to donate sperm that isn't just the back of some guy's van.
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It's like trying to find a place to donate sperm that isn't just the back of some guy's van.
Um, and you speak from experience?
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I'm racking my brain, and I can't come up with a single instance of Ray without his glasses. Is this a thing?Like, will we be shocked and amazed if they ever are revealed, or are they just normal eyes?
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I'm racking my brain, and I can't come up with a single instance of Ray without his glasses. Is this a thing?Like, will we be shocked and amazed if they ever are revealed, or are they just normal eyes?
They appear to be normal cat's eyes with vertical pupils (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12052003).
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Come on - we've all been there. Except maybe not the ladies.
Ladies have the Mobile Breast Exam Vans. Not to mention Bikini Inspectors.
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They appear to be normal cat's eyes with vertical pupils (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12052003).
Where his eyes are about three times larger than the glass... freaky.
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They appear to be normal cat's eyes with vertical pupils (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12052003).
Ah. Thanks.
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Where his eyes are about three times larger than the glass... freaky.
He was practicing ocular shenanigans. They may not normally be that large.
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Mrs. West was a secret shopper for several years around the time we got married. She worked for KFC. She'd fly into a city, drive to every KFC in the area (usually 15 or so a day), buy a meal, time the service, check the food, and so and so forth.
Weird job, but she got a lot of frequent flier miles.
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I'm racking my brain, and I can't come up with a single instance of Ray without his glasses. Is this a thing?Like, will we be shocked and amazed if they ever are revealed, or are they just normal eyes?
Oh, Jstr. Good call on that strip, I had forgotten it -- I was expecting this one:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07152002 (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07152002)
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Asherdan Simulpost!
If we were in fifth grade, we'd be married.
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They appear to be normal cat's eyes with vertical pupils (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12052003).
Ocular shenanigans!
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Ocular shenanigans!
It's free can day for anybody whose rank is Ocular Shenanigans!
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The fuck does ray have against skinny girls named summer? ::::Pause:::: I am 89% sure that the UPS driver just flipped me off as he drove past my house ::::Resume:::: I have never craved food on a stick, but I remember craving things like "dude, were gonna wake up at 8 tomorrow and just go straight to the chinese buffet. That'd be choice. yea man, 8 AM, were there." These plans never come to fruition.
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Damn, Ray, maybe you oughta clean up your act. I liked the "dry hair" part. Ladies who bleach or otherwise overprocess their hair always end up with rank-looking strands. And "Summer"...all the girls I knew with names like Crystal or Summer were white trash. I'm sorry if anyone here holds those names, or has a loved one with those names.
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Im thinking there are worst things to roll into in the morning than skinny women with bad hair and fake names?
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My mum used to do secret shopper stuff back in the day, was fun, we'd go through the drive through and I'd work the stop watch while she ordered, all secret squirrel styles.
Tomorrow: Summer comes back from the bathroom.
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Tomorrow: Summer comes back from the bathroom.
Good call! I like that.
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Im thinking there are worst things to roll into in the morning than skinny women with bad hair and fake names?
Like waking up next to Pat?
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Tomorrow: Summer comes back from the bathroom.
Ooooh! Damn. That's why I like you, Doc. You're always thinkin'.
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Im thinking there are worst things to roll into in the morning than skinny women with bad hair and fake names?
I woke up early one morning when the sprinklers went off. My shirt was missing, but thankfully my ##### were still up.
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I woke up early one morning when the sprinklers went off. My shirt was missing, but thankfully my ****** were still up.
I kinda wish I had a funny story like that, but I've never gotten that crazy drunk because while drunk guys can pass out wherever they want without fear of getting sexually assaulted, ladies cannot. Thankfully I've never blacked out and I've never woken up next to someone I wasn't already in a relationship with.
Similar to jay's story, my ex had a story about waking up one morning in the middle of winter in a campus building that was half a mile from his dorm, wearing only his boxers, with no idea how he got there and no idea where his clothes or shoes went. He said that getting back to his dorm really sucked.
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Where did I read an article recently about lowering the drinking age to help curb binge drinking? It was some kind of lowbrow news source that I should probably be ashamed to have read. Like USA Today, or Parade.
The article said that people who drank back in the day before the over-21 laws did so much more moderately. Supposedly, blackouts were rare and alcohol poisoning was unheard of. It also said that while alcohol-related driving fatalities have decreased since the passage of the law, so have crash fatalities in general, due largely to improvements in safety technology on the part of auto manufacturers. Thought that was an interesting perspective, particularly coming from the McNews.
Anyway, yeah, being a lady I have never blacked out in a strange place. Although in college, when I would reach a certain level of intoxication I would take off my clothes and fall asleep next to the nearest warm object. Which was more often a clothes dryer than anything sexy. Most of my college drinking experiences were in the apartments of friends; Pedro was in the theater and they used to throw some hell of awesome cast parties.
I don't know if I "outgrew" this tendency or if I just don't drink as much at a time as I used to. (Hangovers are worse than death when you have a toddler to take care of the next day -- can I get an amen?) But I haven't done this since I was 22 or so, and never in a place where I wasn't with a group I knew would take care of me. So, no hilarious stories. I'm much funnier sober, anyway -- like the time I showed up to a party in nothing but a bra, thong and garter belt. (It was a theme party, I was not dressed inappropriately actually.) I won't tell you what Pedro wore to that party, but he managed to upstage me just the same.
Man, those days are gone.
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Although in college, when I would reach a certain level of intoxication I would take off my clothes and fall asleep next to the nearest warm object.
So, can I buy you a drink or six?
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So, can I buy you a drink or six?
Oh, it takes more than that. What do you think I am, a lightweight?
Actually, considering how little I've had to drink in the last three years, I probably am. Nine months of pregnancy + ten months of nursing = CHEAP DATE
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my friend really wanted to go to these two concerts. He knows he bought tickets to both, because they were in his pocket-- When he woke up on a bench in the middle of UPenn's campus. He does not go to UPenn.
um, one time I was pretty drunk, and then I fell asleep in my bed, in my room. My roommate thought he was dreaming-- he said "Dan, I had this weird dream that like... you were in bed, and then you rolled over and silently vomited into your trash can. Isn't that weird?"
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I kinda wish I had a funny story like that, but I've never gotten that crazy drunk because while drunk guys can pass out wherever they want without fear of getting sexually assaulted, ladies cannot.
You are wrong, lady. A very good teammate of mine woke up to some girl trying to put his ##### back on. He was confused as she explained 'i'm sorry, you were asleep...but i thought you wanted to... I uh... didnt think you would mind' She had used him in his slumber for her own needs. She felt really bad so she took him out for breakfast.
Thre was also a girl who would follow around the team and wait until someone passed out, then she'd craw up in and spoon herself with the dude. She wasn't bad looking, but the Doctor of Beer Goggles was built like a linebacker and would use her laser sights to find the drunkest guy around. Come to think of it, my rugby team attracted a strange array of girls. From Scarface to Sticky to travelling trio of Small, Medium, and Large.
College.
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You are wrong, lady. A very good teammate of mine woke up to some girl trying to put his ****** back on. He was confused as she explained 'i'm sorry, you were asleep...but i thought you wanted to... I uh... didnt think you would mind' She had used him in his slumber for her own needs. She felt really bad so she took him out for breakfast.
Thre was also a girl who would follow around the team and wait until someone passed out, then she'd craw up in and spoon herself with the dude. She wasn't bad looking, but the Doctor of Beer Goggles was built like a linebacker and would use her laser sights to find the drunkest guy around. Come to think of it, my rugby team attracted a strange array of girls. From Scarface to Sticky to travelling trio of Small, Medium, and Large.
College.
I do not deny the existence of male sexual assault. I have mentioned numerous times that in my community in Alaska, we had nearly as many male sexual assault victims as female victims. I was trying to get at the fact that some scumbags see the existence of a passed out lady as an invitation.
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Like waking up next to Pat?
precisely
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If I was a cartoon female cat (and I'm not even saying I'm not), I think it would be really bad to wake up next to Ray. I mean, if I didn't know about his money and the better parts of his personality... he's a cat with a thong and sunglasses on... in bed. That's actually a pretty bad sign.
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So no one's going to mention that Ray's internal monologue is Beefesque while he's rebuking himself about breakfast cravings?
Well, ok.
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So no one's going to mention that Ray's internal monologue is Beefesque while he's rebuking himself about breakfast cravings?
Well, ok.
You're right, the punctuation is Beef-esque. However, I think that the internal monologue breakfast rebuke is more about, "Oh god, my stomach could in no way handle shish kebabs right now." Beef might have some kind of moral quandary about getting so highfalutin' as to expect such rich people food first thing in the morning. Ray's entire life revolves around his pure-id wants, not what his superego tells him about those wants.