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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Victoria Waterfield on September 24, 2007, 06:04:51 am
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This one is rather awesome.
Also, another rare instance of Roast Beef smiling.
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I dunno.
I could see Emeril drowning a baby, if it aided him in his quest to remain closeted in his homosexuality.
He seems like he'd be a really nice guy in most measures of the term but, man, if you had photographic evidence that he is gay, he would fuck*ng cut you without a thought.
If it destroyed those pictures of him sucking Mario Batali's cock, he'd drown THREE babies.
BAM, BAM, BAM.
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The panicking squirrel baby is the best part.
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And by best, do you mean...worst?
I had some pretty bad nightmares about my son being kidnapped last night so I was not up for the rough chuckles this morning.
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At first I thought Beef was talking about his trashspotting friend, not the bloated guy from Food Network with black spray paint on his bald spot.
TOO MANY EMERILS!
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What an awesome start to the week!
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Maybe he could get Elzar to do a guest shot.
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I wouldn't let Todd anywhere near my spice weasel.
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squirrel baby = cute
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I also thought that it was about Trashspotting Emeril. Rough chuckles indeed. How many times has the drowning children come up in Achewood? I can think of one (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08172007) instance, so that hardly makes a pattern or recurring theme over a five year lifespan.
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Maybe he could get Elzar to do a guest shot.
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I wouldn't let Todd anywhere near my spice weasel.
CAN'D!
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In a way, it's stranger to think of Trashspotting Emeril committing a crime. He just doesn't seem like the kind of guy to do it. Famous Emeril... eh. All famous people think they can get away with shit.
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I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.
I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.
I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.
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I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.
I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.
I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.
Don't overthink the joke, just throw it out there.
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Quote from: littlefallsmets on Today at 04:39:25 PM
I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.
I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.
I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.
Don't overthink the joke, just throw it out there.
Yeah, seriously, don't you hate people who overthink things when they should just....
wait...
never mind.
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Yeah, seriously, don't you hate people who overthink things when they should just....
wait...
never mind.
KANT!
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I gave you a Tiny Can of Dr. Pepper because I appreciate the wittiness of your trenchant comment.
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oh. I read it as the philosopher, and was confused. I do not know what things that man said, except that What doesn't Kill Him Makes him stronger (also: that's how long I been on ya? possibly a different guy.)
(so, if you cut off Kant's legs and arms, it would make him stronger? AWESOME!)
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I'm afraid you've confused Immanuel Kant with Frederich Nietzsche.
Sorry, but long long ago I was a Philosophy major. Don't ask me about Schopenhauer.
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That's the thing, though.
I didn't... have a joke.
I only had the reference.
I couldn't throw out a bare reference and pretend it was a joke!
That would make me, uh, "Family Guy".
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I'm afraid you've confused Immanuel Kant with Frederich Nietzsche.
Sorry, but long long ago I was a Philosophy major. Don't ask me about Schopenhauer.
Schopenhauer? I thought you barely knew her!
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oh, damn.
that makes my joke about confusing Kant with Kanye West even worse than it already was.
lfm: duly noted.
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So the next step is to refer to giving cans as applying the Categorical Imperative on them.
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applying the Categorical Imperative
Best code term for "having sex" ever.
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Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
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Tuna Casserole
Ingredients: 1 large casserole dish
Place the casserole dish in a cold oven. Place a chair facing the oven and sit in it forever. Think about how hungry you are. When night falls, do not turn on the light.
--The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook (http://www-berkeley.ansys.com/wayne/sartre-cookbook.html)
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(so, if you cut off Kant's Nietzsche's legs and arms, it would make him stronger? AWESOME!)
Yes. It would make him stronger in his brain.