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Trivial Pursuits => People & Places => Topic started by: theinevitable on February 05, 2008, 06:43:40 am

Title: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: theinevitable on February 05, 2008, 06:43:40 am

Happy birthday, pal. This year you have had ups and downs, met my friend christine and told me she's hot (I know this), joined this board, and done other things. Including having a very cute girlfriend with a cute name.

Happy Birthday. Today, you can eat nachos for every meal.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: Doc on February 05, 2008, 07:13:52 am

Happy birthday dude, today you can receive gifts and the thing of equal value you can exchange is being awesome.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: KeithHernandez on February 05, 2008, 07:15:50 am

It's been a year since you could drink legally.  Congrats!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: V-Adore on February 05, 2008, 10:00:11 am

Happy birthday! May the free market system treat you kindly today.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: AugustWest on February 05, 2008, 03:54:06 pm

Happy Birthday, Spiderman!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: jaydub on February 05, 2008, 06:26:57 pm

Iechyd da!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: lprkn on February 05, 2008, 07:11:23 pm

Happy b-day, dude! Hopefully you get some birthday swag that you can exchange for goods and services.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: jay-ell on February 05, 2008, 08:41:49 pm

Happy Birthday, Acap.  Today, you may have both bread and circuses. 

But only today. 

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: littlefallsmets on February 06, 2008, 12:23:14 am

Happy birthday, Cappy.

May the Great Vault grant you a supermarket sweep of gold-pressed latinum, sir.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: wombat on February 06, 2008, 12:31:01 am

Happy Birthday to the poster who has always been named Arachnocapitalist.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: linnea on February 06, 2008, 12:57:31 am

I got nothin' witty to add, sorry. Hope you have a very Happy Birthday.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: Golfhaus on February 06, 2008, 01:30:02 am

Free market forces will dictate the number of birthday wishes you get today.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on February 06, 2008, 04:35:33 am

Thanks All! It was a great day in America.

People agreed with me in a political thread, I bought honey bourbon, and it was like 70+ degrees for the first time on my birthday. God Bless You, God Bless You One And All.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: Doc on February 06, 2008, 05:07:22 am

*A flag unfurls behind A-CAP, the anthem sources and an eagle wheels overhead*

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: pmcd9 on February 06, 2008, 05:44:33 am

Happy birthday my capitalistic friend.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: jough on February 15, 2008, 03:38:41 am

Acap?  I go away for a while and we have a new fuck*ng regular that I don't know?

Seriously, people, what the shit?  Who's this blowjob?

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: jough on February 15, 2008, 03:38:53 am

Oh, and happy birthday I guess dude.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: Doc on February 15, 2008, 04:47:54 am

We have always had a poster called A-CAP.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on February 15, 2008, 04:49:05 am

Check your censors, dude. All will be revealed.
N*Y*U has evolved to A-CAP - The more smug, more antagonistic economist. Also, Keithhernandez has more cans than anyone will ever have.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: melack on February 15, 2008, 06:41:44 pm

I would like to have seen the joke continue for a little while longer. Jough coming back to see a regular he doesn't know is too golden to give up.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: wombat on February 15, 2008, 07:01:34 pm

Me too, but I guess it's A-Cap birthday thread and he can spoil the joke if he wants to.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: Beatrice on February 15, 2008, 09:31:00 pm

Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on February 15, 2008, 04:49:05 am

Check your censors, dude. All will be revealed.
N*Y*U has evolved to A-CAP - The more smug, more antagonistic economist.

Ooooh!  THAT'S what happened.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: jough on February 16, 2008, 01:56:08 am

See, I was thinking that I didn't like the look of this ACap jerkoff, and that he's N Y U in disguise explains quite a lot.

I take back my happy birthday. Fuck your birthday in your EYE, ball fondler.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
Post by: melack on February 16, 2008, 03:25:50 am

Now there's the Jough we know and love!