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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: mrdna1 on April 24, 2008, 05:17:00 pm
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I could go for some of Beef's cards ... the 7-pack would probably come in handy during finals week.
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On the birth of our third son? Our? And I thought that Easter cards were pointless and went unpurchased for years at a time.
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I need "Thank you for a comic strip that made life worth living for a moment."
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A gross of "I'm Sorry I Forgot All Kinds of Stuff About You; I Was Having a Panic Attack" cards would definitely improve my life for 144 days.
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I kind of like the name "Jaylen." I suppose I would, though.
Okay, everyone contribute a new card you'd like to give someone. Mine would be (to Pedro):
Outside: Thanks for the wonderful life and all the mind-blowing sex.
Inside: Also, you're welcome.
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"I'm Sorry I Made Plans For Us After You Made Plans For Us"
Recurring theme lately for this guy.
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I've forgotten all of your after-work plans, where they are, and who they're with. But it doesn't mean I don't care.
I'm sorry I don't like any bands that you liked first.
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I'm sorry I couldn't pick a place to eat and we ended up at the sports bar again.
(inside) I'm just tired of all the restaurants and we should cook something some time you know.
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Just because sometimes I want a day where I see no-one and just play Football Manager and Oblivion and watch Match of the Day and wear a dressing gown without getting changed and eat cereal and sleep does not mean I love you any less, my darling.
I am now shown up for the terrible waste of man that I am
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I'm sorry I said you added nothing to my life and left you. That was the depression talking.
This is a frightening strip. Roast Beefs cards are all of my relationships.
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Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk last night.
Sorry for getting horrifically drunk last night. Inside: Please disregard anything I said after 11pm and anything my hands did near you or your girlfriend.
I think its best that you not come over my house for awhile. Inside: (Bill for furniture repair and carpet cleaning)
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"Sorry for blowing off your party to basically sit at home by myself."
Inside is blank and smells of shame and social anxiety.
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Outside: "Thanks for being a great kid!"
Inside: "Now stop running around the house in those awful plastic high heels shouting that you're Bindi the Jungle Girl! Christ, can you calm down for like five frickin' minutes?!?"
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Outside: 'I'm very sorry that I disparaged your ethnicity.'
Inside: 'On doing more research it appears that even the most conservative theologians now do not subscribe to the 'Curse of Ham' theory.'
Alternate inside: 'I didn't get a chance to mention that I think you people have great music and excellent rhythm.'
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Outside: "Thanks for being a great kid!"
Inside: "Now stop running around the house in those awful plastic high heels shouting that you're Bindi the Jungle Girl! Christ, can you calm down for like five frickin' minutes?!?"
Carlos wins this thread.
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The other day my wife and I found a Here's a card to tell you that I'm pregnant card at Target (to be given from one SO to the other). What's next, wedding proposal cards?
ETA: A fuck*ng low-rent E-card proposal http://www.greet2k.com/ecards/cgi-bin/showimage.php?category=wedding/proposal&image_choice=hand&frame_color=004C30&layout=1
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I suppose a dainty card might be the gentlest way to say: For all your neat-freak posturing, you're really bad at loading a dishwasher or remembering to clean the lint filter on the dryer between loads. Y'all can write the apologetic ones. Mine will be straight up accusatory.
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ETA: A fuck*ng low-rent E-card proposal http://www.greet2k.com/ecards/cgi-bin/showimage.php?category=wedding/proposal&image_choice=hand&frame_color=004C30&layout=1
Wow.
fuck*ng least classy thing ever. Hunt's move from top to bottom. I've known couples who met over the internet who still proposed in person or at least in a personalised way.
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That's when you need a card that says, "I thought I loved you until you proposed in the lamest possible way."
Inside: "Thank you for helping me realize that marrying you would be a far worse fate than dying alone."
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Outside: Not going to stop calling your ass every week!
Inside: I just moved to this city and it's not my fault that LA is more socially segregated than the goddamn Gulag so we're gonna hang the hell out this weekend and become FRIENDS
Not being serious here even though I've considered doing this many times. After awhile you kind of run out of options (btw I have a feeling 'after awhile' is grammatically incorrect but, come on. "After a while"?).
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Outside: I wouldn't pull your hair at the dentist.
Inside: That's how much I care.