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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Gimpson on May 07, 2008, 11:00:10 am
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If Dan Savage is to be believed, oral should come standard on any model. If Beef does like it... you know... orally, I don't really think that makes him a kinky boy.
I have complete faith in Roast Beef to fend off the advances of this potentially engagement-destroying succubus.
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Beef could never be so lucky to actually score with a lady.
Actually I'm not sure what to expect, usually Roast Beef's life is good despite his outlook, something going terrible wrong for him when he's feeling good is new and scary.
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Nooooo!
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Call me mad, but for some reason, I think she might be a transvestite.
Probably the big hair.
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Call me mad, but for some reason, I think she might be a transvestite.
Probably the big hair.
The hair is pretty bad. And the gloves are a little freaky, too.
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Part of me is all "Go on, Beef, get you a fine and easy BJ."
The other part is all, "Certain disaster is to come of this."
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Beef's a smart fella, but he seems to be unaware that she is only interested in his fat... wallet.
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So when this started I figured, Beef is imaging how his future fame will go, and because it's Beef, ruin his life. But who can argue with sloppy blow jobs? Unless of course Molly walks in for no apparent reason.
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Beef has rippling biceps from creating greeting cards. This simply has to be a hallucination of some sort, or a dream.
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As we well know, you don't get muscles just from using a computer (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06232004).
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So when this started I figured, Beef is imaging how his future fame will go, and because it's Beef, ruin his life.
Oh actually yeah.
This totally makes more sense.
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I think Ray will somehow come in to save him just as he is about to get his life ruined, but it will somehow send him into a tailspin anyway.
Also, I wonder why a worrier such as Beef is not AT ALL worried (externally at least) about cheating on his main lady?
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RUMJAY, I LOVE YOU LADY! Is you a college graduate now?
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Aw, Now-Anarcho-Capitalist! I love you too. I am about a week away from being a college graduate, but both of my major projects are done, so once I am done being mysteriously sick, I am ready to have some FUN!! Are you a college graduate yet?
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Augh. More primo j/o material for the furries at work (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07262005) out there.
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Beef could never be so lucky to actually score with a lady.
He could when it's really Bad Luck all gussied up to look like getting lucky...
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Augh. More primo j/o material for the furries at work (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07262005) out there.
Well played, Cap'n
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think about getting a blowjob from a cat
now try to stop.
(now an um... lady job... from a cat, i am ashamed to say, there are videos of that)
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From a cat?
Haven't you ever felt a cat's tongue??
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Well...I have...but not down there.
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Cats may be rough, but don't ever try that trick with a guinea pig.
(http://www.trottersworld.com/images/guinea_pig_teeth.jpg)
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Maybe it's Molly in disguise.
Maybe the two of them set the whole deal up. As a kind of thing.
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I wish it was Molly. But the eyes seem to indicate it's not. Molly's eyes are drawn differently.
I have faith in Roast Beef's character though. Even if he does let this White Keds in Dallas chick see Dracula, he's gonna be all up front about it with Molly. Though he is from Circumstances, Beef doesn't seem like the sort of dude to bottle what's inside.
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Oh, dear God in Heaven, please tell me that picture that picture I just saw of a guinea pig was of its mouth, and not its pussy.
1) I really don't want to see a guinea pig's pussy. Ever. Not today, not ever.
2) I really hope they don't have those two huge spikes in there. I mean, it's bad enough that cat cocks have barbs, but to think that guinea pig pussies have teeth is just too much to handle. It would keep me up at night, shaking.
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2) I really hope they don't have those two huge spikes in there. I mean, it's bad enough that cat cocks have barbs, but to think that guinea pig pussies have teeth is just too much to handle. It would keep me up at night, shaking.
The effect of this is ruined somewhat by the filter, but:
pu$$y Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
pu$$y Dentata! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
pu$$y Dentata . . .
For the record, though, I'm pretty sure they don't have teeth.
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The effect of this is ruined enhanced somewhat by the filter, but:
Fixed that for you.
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Fixed that for you.
It's not enhanced! It completely wrecks the meter!
Let's agree on the somewhat more neutral "altered".