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Trivial Pursuits => Science & Nature => Topic started by: Toaster on May 20, 2008, 06:45:25 pm

Title: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: Toaster on May 20, 2008, 06:45:25 pm: Let's talk about it. A couple months back, I was pretty freaked out by the image of an ASA dying and leaving behind a little skeleton. Also, do they poo?
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on May 20, 2008, 06:51:53 pm: They eat, apparently, so I'd assume there are waste products.
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: jay-ell on May 20, 2008, 07:07:20 pm: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Cornelius, apparently, does not (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01232002).
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: Dexter on May 20, 2008, 10:17:56 pm: Quote from: jay-ell on May 20, 2008, 07:07:20 pm
Does a bear shit in the woods?

Cornelius, apparently, does not (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01232002).
I submit that shitting on toilets and shitting in the woods are not mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on May 20, 2008, 11:56:38 pm: Quote from: Dexter on May 20, 2008, 10:17:56 pm
I submit that shitting on toilets and shitting in the woods are not mutually exclusive.

I usually shit IN toilets. If youre shitting ON toilets, you are not invited to any place I am occupying.
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: Dexter on May 20, 2008, 11:58:06 pm: Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on May 20, 2008, 11:56:38 pm
I usually shit IN toilets. If youre shitting ON toilets, you are not invited to any place I am occupying.
Do you hover over the toilet while shitting, or do you actually place your ass upon the seat? If the latter, I believe the argument can be made that you are shitting on the toilet or, if you must be so pedantic, shitting while on the toilet.
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: jaydub on May 21, 2008, 12:11:26 am: As a frat-boy, A-CAP is undoubtedly familiar with the upper-decker. Its an experience that scars even the hardened, particularly if you've got cleaning duties.
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: Pedro Picasso on May 23, 2008, 01:32:41 pm: Manbabies. MANBABIES!

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Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: jaydub on May 23, 2008, 04:02:12 pm: Genius!
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: Golfhaus on May 23, 2008, 06:08:55 pm: Quote from: Pedro Picasso on May 23, 2008, 01:32:41 pm
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Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: theinevitable on May 23, 2008, 06:21:15 pm: DO NOT WANT!
Title: Re: Alive Stuffed Animal Biology
Post by: Doc on May 23, 2008, 10:14:13 pm: It is kind of an amusing observation though that whenever an adult male is around an infant the look of aimless concentration is near identical.