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Title: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: Ben-San on May 29, 2008, 04:32:13 pm
So, yeah. D&D 4th Edition got pirated in the past couple days; there are scans of the core rulebooks floating around the Internet. (They appear to be from copies snagged before binding.) Many people with nothing better to do are working themselves into a frothing lather about how it's either the best or the worst thing ever.

Of course, because I would never illegally download pirated documents, I can't comment on these proceedings. But if I were that kind of person I strongly suspect I'd say something like "it's pretty good but a little too much like a wargame and not enough like a roleplaying game for me, and some of the cleric powers skeeve me out."
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: CortJstr on May 29, 2008, 04:48:10 pm
Apparently Order of the Stick has already started riffing on it. Which is what's important to me, really.
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: Ben-San on May 29, 2008, 05:46:29 pm
Apparently Order of the Stick has already started riffing on it. Which is what's important to me, really.

Yeah, half-orcs were taken out of 4E because they "imply a very ugly backstory we don't want to dwell on (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0555.html)".
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: littlefallsmets on May 29, 2008, 06:17:57 pm
Though I was never a role-player, beyond playing Dragon Warrior 3 on the ol' NES, it fascinates me that paper-and-dice roleplaying has survived as anything other than a museum piece, played for nostalgia or irony or something like that.

The set-up and the dice thing just seems so... tedious... when there are games on computers when you're through all that stuff in, like, three clicks.

What's the appeal?
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: CortJstr on May 29, 2008, 07:10:42 pm
Though I was never a role-player, beyond playing Dragon Warrior 3 on the ol' NES, it fascinates me that paper-and-dice roleplaying has survived as anything other than a museum piece, played for nostalgia or irony or something like that.

The set-up and the dice thing just seems so... tedious... when there are games on computers when you're through all that stuff in, like, three clicks.

What's the appeal?

Well the actual role-playing is part of it for some people. For others it's the free form aspect. Let's say you've killed a cockatrice (which turns creatures it touches into stone). If a pen and paper game you can tell the DM that you want to wear gloves, cut its head off, and attach the head to a hook on a rope, then swing that head-rope as a weapon. There are very few computer games that have been coded to handle that particular idea but a human DM can run with it.
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: Ben-San on May 29, 2008, 08:03:00 pm
The appeal is that you're playing a game with your friends. I love console RPGs as much as anyone but they're not the same kind of thing, and MMOs allow very limited forms of interaction.
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: jaydub on May 29, 2008, 08:35:00 pm
Yeah, half-orcs were taken out of 4E because they "imply a very ugly backstory we don't want to dwell on (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0555.html)".

Quote from: grugruk
"comic way too wordy for chief grugruk sometimes"

QFT
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: littlefallsmets on May 29, 2008, 10:27:15 pm
Quote from: CortJstr
cockatrice

...really?
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: CortJstr on May 30, 2008, 12:08:10 am
...really?

You got a problem with the Bible (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatrice)?
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on July 10, 2008, 12:38:05 pm
Well the actual role-playing is part of it for some people. For others it's the free form aspect. Let's say you've killed a cockatrice (which turns creatures it touches into stone). If a pen and paper game you can tell the DM that you want to wear gloves, cut its head off, and attach the head to a hook on a rope, then swing that head-rope as a weapon. There are very few computer games that have been coded to handle that particular idea but a human DM can run with it.

'cept Nethack
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: CortJstr on July 10, 2008, 12:48:45 pm
'cept Nethack

I know Nethack will let you swing a cockatrice corpse like a club, but I wasn't aware it would let you make a swinging rope of stoney doom.
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on July 10, 2008, 01:13:04 pm
I know Nethack will let you swing a cockatrice corpse like a club, but I wasn't aware it would let you make a swinging rope of stoney doom.

No, but it's pretty complex. You can't be overburdened when you go between floors or you'll fall on it. You can touch it to meatballs and turn them into rocks for slings. You can dip it in potions and make stones. You can turn metal rings into granite rings, etc.

Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: Ben-San on July 10, 2008, 05:54:44 pm
Nethack is the specific reason I said "very few", and the reason it does that is that for many years now it has effectively had a human DM for that, albeit not in realtime. The reason Nethack has so many things like that is because of people asking the devs "hey, what if I want to (xyz)?"

This incidentally makes Nethack a coding nightmare, I'm told; the whole thing runs on a morass of special cases and exceptions. But it is good fun, and Nethack is the closest you'll find to replicating the experience of playing D&D with a human DM using the Random Dungeon Generation Tables.
Title: Re: D&D 4th Edition Leaked, Dorks Pretend Anyone Cares
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on July 10, 2008, 06:59:34 pm
Nethack is the specific reason I said "very few", and the reason it does that is that for many years now it has effectively had a human DM for that, albeit not in realtime. The reason Nethack has so many things like that is because of people asking the devs "hey, what if I want to (xyz)?"

This incidentally makes Nethack a coding nightmare, I'm told; the whole thing runs on a morass of special cases and exceptions. But it is good fun, and Nethack is the closest you'll find to replicating the experience of playing D&D with a human DM using the Random Dungeon Generation Tables.

Nethack is a morass of special cases and exceptions, but it is exceptionally well written and commented code.