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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Arachno-capitalist on June 06, 2008, 12:28:35 am
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06052008 (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06052008)
I wish he would take my advice about the love contract.
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I am sorry, but that is the wrong thread title.
Also: I imagine that this is an exceptional situation, but I've taken a long hard look at our mailman and there isn't a thing wrong with him except that, tragically, he smokes. Just as well, I suppose.
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Also a good title: "gettink some hot porky cha cha"
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This might be my new "introducing people to Achewood" strip. There are so many good lines, plus the best alt-text ever.
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It's been too long since we've seen Vlad.
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There was a very brief moment when I was seeing someone a bit too young (broke (age+7)/2 by a year and a half). She was cool and I was neither the first nor last older dude she'd date. The first moment I was around her friends though.... that was it for me and young ladies.
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What happened to Vlad's chin? Or was that just a seductive smile he was wearing for all those years?
I like how Onstad just left the Molly/Téodor thing hanging, then rattled off consecutive strips discussing fidelity and cheating. Foreshadowing, perhaps? Does Mr. Bear already know (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10112002)? Or was it just a one-off about which we will never hear anything more ever again? Even if that is all it was, does that necessarily mean that nothing actually went down? At this stage, there's no way of telling any of these things.
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Hah. I just realized I quoted the law wrong up there. Like... R. Kelly wrong.
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I was going to say, by that calculation I can hook up with 15 year olds which seems rather wrong.
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I could hook up with a 14½ year old, which I believe is actually legal in Georgia if you get the parents' permission and then marry her first. I never realized there was any actual mathematical formula involved, though. I guess age ain't nothing but an independent variable.
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the real formula is
(age/2)+7
so like i'm 31 so i could date older than 24. makes sense.
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the real formula is
(age/2)+7
so like i'm 31 so i could date older than 24. makes sense.
Dogg don't sell yourself short
31/2 = 15.5 + 7 = 22.5
Mo ladies mo ladies mo ladies
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The corresponding formula for women is (age - 7)*2
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the real formula is
(age/2)+7
so like i'm 31 so i could date older than 24. makes sense.
Hmmm...
Hey, A-CAP, when's your birthday?
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If I lived a thousand years I would not have come up with as cool a name for my wand as "jazz hose".