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Title: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: MrCB on June 12, 2008, 06:45:24 am
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Is it Nightlife Mingus?? Please let it be him!
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Toaster on June 12, 2008, 07:14:03 am
I think The Man Who Bowled A Perfect Frame On An Empty Lane is none other than Ramses Luther Smuckles, dig?
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: KeithHernandez on June 12, 2008, 07:38:56 am
I **UNDERSTAND** what you are saying, yes.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Doc on June 12, 2008, 07:42:35 am
Yeah, as much as I'd like to see nightlife show up at the wedding for no good reason this is just a one off look into the life of the man with blood on his hands. Nice new name for him too Toaster.

Also Keith are you just being really emphatic or is that a new filter?
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: oball on June 12, 2008, 07:50:08 am
One off look?  I hope not.

Maybe he's buying the KitchenAid as a wedding present.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: MrCB on June 12, 2008, 08:21:22 am
I feel shamed, I had forgot all about Ramses Luther Smuckles.

Has he even featured since the fight?
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Doc on June 12, 2008, 08:40:02 am
Maybe he's buying the KitchenAid as a wedding present.

Hadn't thought of that.
It would be a bit random for him to show up at Beef's wedding though.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: oball on June 12, 2008, 10:36:24 am
He could severely beat Showbiz and make him focus on his grades.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: littlefallsmets on June 12, 2008, 11:21:32 am
Chuck Norris once took a swing at Ramses Luther Smuckles. Upon impact, not only was Chuck's fist shattered but history was rewritten so that Chuck Norris was basically only in really shitty movies for his entire life.

Only Scott Bakula remembered the original timeline but hasn't done anything about it, under the threat that Smuckles would change history in retaliation, making him star in that really awful Star Trek prequel series where they overexplained all the Trek mythos where... as we all know... Kevin Sorbo played Captain Archer.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: CortJstr on June 12, 2008, 01:05:40 pm
One off look?  I hope not.

Maybe he's buying the KitchenAid as a wedding present.

Have you ever seen anybody go into a Crate & Barrel for anything other than a wedding present?
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: littlefallsmets on June 12, 2008, 01:21:47 pm
Right, it doesn't even have the secondary function of being a secret meat-market for upper middle class gay dudes with a sense of irony such as The Pottery Barn has.

David Sedaris and Dan Savage all subtly on the prowl.

"Nice dish..." they giggle to each other "...might look better with a glaze, though."
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Golfhaus on June 12, 2008, 02:05:22 pm
Wow... what next... Philippe's mom on the police blotter?

Quote from: Police Blotter
East Achewood - several teenagers were accosted by an elderly woman for having poor posture and a lack of respect for their families. They were repeatedly told that "God made you to be special, so behaving like you do doesn't just upset me, it upsets Him." The woman in question managed to shuffle away before police arrived. There are no leads.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Formica on June 12, 2008, 03:53:01 pm
Oh man. Is so cool.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on June 12, 2008, 04:05:35 pm
Ramses will have none of showbiz's bullshit.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Cap'n Squeakers on June 12, 2008, 05:21:46 pm
Ramses is a man so tough, you will thank him for your beatings.  And you will give him the damn dough hook for his wedding present.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Ben-San on June 12, 2008, 05:33:31 pm
Hadn't thought of that.
It would be a bit random for him to show up at Beef's wedding though.

It wouldn't be too odd, given that Beef and his best man are the pair that burned down the Great Outdoor Fight. Maybe he's showing some respect, or maybe he just thinks it's the Right Thing To Do to get your son's wingman a wedding present.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Cap'n Squeakers on June 12, 2008, 05:49:29 pm
Who is the next mystery guest to appear?  I predict Ultra Peanut.  As Showbiz will embarass Beef, and Ray will be reduced to a puddle of nerves by his dad, Ultra Peanut will be there in order to rain down humilation on Phillipe.  Cry you little otter, cry for my amusement!
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: pmcd9 on June 12, 2008, 06:02:59 pm
I predict Molly's family is going to start showing up.  Maybe even a dead ex husband.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: JorgeFabregas on June 12, 2008, 06:15:07 pm
Who is the next mystery guest to appear? 
Penny!
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: CortJstr on June 12, 2008, 06:39:38 pm
I predict Molly's family is going to start showing up.  Maybe even a dead ex husband.

Or at least the old boyfriend who left the jumbo condoms lying around her place.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: memnarch on June 12, 2008, 10:11:11 pm
The man with blood on his hands hath returned! This wedding's going to be epic!
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: littlefallsmets on June 12, 2008, 10:15:59 pm
The idea of Showbiz and Mr. Smuckles being on a collision course is still sinking in.

Sinking in how awesome it is, I mean.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on June 12, 2008, 10:34:55 pm
Ramses Luther seems like a he-finds-you type of dude. Interesting to see how he reacts to their gof win.
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Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Choop on June 12, 2008, 11:24:45 pm
needs more spongebob & emeril


or steven the waiter who was really strong but too nice to ever get ahead in life
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: AugustWest on June 13, 2008, 12:02:21 am
Know what I think?  I think Ramses Luther is coming to the wedding to reveal that he is Roast Beef's real father, thus making Beef and Ray half-brothers.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: colmore on June 13, 2008, 12:06:45 am
I'd forgotten what a great line "our every move is the new tradition." was.

This probably has nothing to do with Ray.  I bet Luther is a welcome crasher at most GOF winners' weddings.  Second manliest moment of their lives.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Toaster on June 13, 2008, 01:40:56 am
needs more spongebobbath & emeril


or steven the waiter who was really strong but too nice to ever get ahead in life

Fix'd that for you.
Title: Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
Post by: Choop on June 13, 2008, 01:58:07 am
d'oh