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Title: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Cap'n Squeakers on July 22, 2008, 05:40:28 pm
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07222008

Some really puzzling character development on Ramses.  Is he so manly that he swings both ways, or is he so manly that he was dropping into Red territory to fight for freedom?  OR BOTH???
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: memnarch on July 22, 2008, 05:43:57 pm
Woohoo! The Tenmen have arrived!

I wouldn't be surprised if Ramses has done pretty much everything, as long as it doesn't involve sitting behind a desk or being a pansy.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Cap'n Squeakers on July 22, 2008, 05:46:14 pm
Woohoo! The Tenmen have arrived!

I do like the stretch 1936 Ford Woody, complete with stretch surfboards attached to the top.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: wombat on July 22, 2008, 05:59:46 pm

Some really puzzling character development on Ramses.  Is he so manly that he swings both ways,

No: note it was 'an extra seat' on the flight. This detail is significant. He was not with the group. Although clearly he was manly enough not to fear being in an enclosed space with them for many hours.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: pmcd9 on July 22, 2008, 06:18:56 pm
The tenmen walk in formation.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: theinevitable on July 22, 2008, 06:57:26 pm
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No: note it was 'an extra seat' on the flight. This detail is significant. He was not with the group. Although clearly he was manly enough not to fear being in an enclosed space with them for many hours.

yeah, but he is remembering how he could not get Rod Huggins' dick out of his mind.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: CortJstr on July 22, 2008, 07:06:38 pm
I can't believe Pat arrived in a car from 1975. I figured he'd have a hybrid TDI modified to run on used cooking oil and rage.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: JorgeFabregas on July 22, 2008, 08:32:33 pm
yeah, but he is remembering how he could not get Rod Huggins' dick out of his mind.
Maybe picnic basket isn't a euphemism in this case.

Also, if it were a euphemism, it seems unlikely (imo)  that it'd be a euphemism for a dick.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: jaydub on July 22, 2008, 10:12:37 pm
I can't believe Pat arrived in a car from 1975. I figured he'd have a hybrid TDI modified to run on used cooking oil and rage.
I looks kind of like a Mustang II, which really was an economy car.

I don't think the picnic basket is a euphemism.  He was literally thinking about a well stocked, Hickory Farms sampler while showing the Pride of Havana the errors of their ways.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Drygioni on July 22, 2008, 10:36:07 pm
Picnic Panic sounds like a game from Mario Party, and just as I'm typing this I've lost my original point and am now imagining Mario and Toad getting hot and heavy.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Dangermoose on July 22, 2008, 11:21:12 pm
I don't think the picnic basket is a euphemism.  He was literally thinking about a well stocked, Hickory Farms sampler while showing the Pride of Havana the errors of their ways.

Bu I thought the idea is that they forgot the picnic basket, and they get so panicked about the forgotten picnic basket that they fuck.  Maybe that's only in XXIV (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04102007) and each Picnic Panic has a different cause of the panic.  Maybe in Picnic Panic II they panic because it's Hickory Farms.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: jaydub on July 23, 2008, 12:05:57 am
Bu I thought the idea is that they forgot the picnic basket, and they get so panicked about the forgotten picnic basket that they fuck. 

Oh.

Don't mind me, I'm just going to go sit next to Death Ray in the Cone of Ignorance.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Ben-San on July 23, 2008, 01:07:01 am
There are presumably variations on a theme. Maybe this time he brought the wrong picnic basket and got so panicked that he ended up fuck*ng.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on July 23, 2008, 03:12:11 am
People have strange cares when they travel across national borders and against sanctions to beat other men to a pulp.

Who knows, scenes from Picnic Panic 2 (a grisly montage of man-on-man action juxtaposed with a stiff hickory farms summer sausage) inspired Ramses to convert Castro to Castrato in the bloodiest manner possible.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: pmcd9 on July 23, 2008, 04:16:05 am
Does Ramses have a ducktail?
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: smick on July 23, 2008, 05:31:53 am
Picnic Panic sounds like a game from Mario Party, and just as I'm typing this I've lost my original point and am now imagining Mario and Toad getting hot and heavy.

Luckily for Mario and Toad, our Princess was spending her day in another castle.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 23, 2008, 05:56:22 am
The Man With Blood On His Hands is completely prejudiced against mechanicals but has nothing but best wishes for gays and pornographers and gay pornographers... as long as they take their gay and their porn very seriously and do it well.

I'm a huge fan of this idea.

As for Pat... in relationships, even the most twisted have to make compromises.

Without compromises, there would be no way for two people to be together for long, even if the sex is hot forever. In terms of the car, the talking cat who does porno got the better of the car compromise.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on July 23, 2008, 01:33:56 pm
Well, I can't say I saw that coming.

Also:  The Tenmen!  Rooooooock!
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Doc on July 24, 2008, 07:51:03 am
He hitched a ride with Pink Ops so he wasn't with them as such but he still participated in the ass-kicking, as is only polite.

This vaguely reminds me of a line from a Neil Gaiman short story that puts forward the argument that 'fuck*ng' (quotation marks because it very definitely had to be fuck*ng not having sex or making love and definitely not being the fuckee) other men is in fact less gay than having sex with women.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Drygioni on July 24, 2008, 07:17:38 pm
Luckily for Mario and Toad, our Princess was spending her day in another castle.

And now I'm imagining Mario and Toad giving Princess Peach the old '2-up'.
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on July 24, 2008, 07:20:36 pm
And now I'm imagining Mario and Toad giving Princess Peach the old '2-up'.
All with those gold coins spinning out of her head with each thrust and that "pling pling pling pling" coin sound
Title: Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
Post by: Drygioni on July 24, 2008, 09:55:32 pm
All with those gold coins spinning out of her head with each thrust and that "pling pling pling pling" coin sound

Great minds..