The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board
Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: wombat on December 17, 2008, 08:54:13 pm
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On Myspace. (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=92159514&blogID=457099293)
I would have used "a $250 Japanese video game that involves hitting Burger King employees with a shovel until they drink breast milk," but it's too long.
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I actually used to have a joke with friends of mine that... my infallible strategy to get a woman to love me is to make her perfect eggs over-easy.
With of course, the underlying joke being that my main problem is getting into the situation where I am making a lady breakfast in the first place.
This was not a great comic, other than this memory.
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I like my fried eggs 'moron' style. Over hard, heavy salt and pepper and a splash of Tabasco.
I like my meats moron style too. And my toast. Unless I can get any of that deep-fried, in which case, I go uber-moran style.
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how I make eggs: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRITTATA
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How do I like my eggs in the morning? Unfertilized, thank you.
Also: this was a sad, hollow mockery of an Achewood joint. From the "seen it before" art to the half-hearted text, I was left feeling empty. My free cartoon cat entertainment failed to amuse me today.
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People have parties where board games are not involved? Weird.
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My leaders have led me to ruin and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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I feel the need to wash my hands after interacting with anything branded "MySpace".
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I agree with the talking cat having a nervous breakdown in the car.
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Does Onstad mean you are a moron if you like your eggs fried over hard? Or that a moron is capable of cooking them that way?
Because I agree with one option and disagree with the other.