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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: melack on December 22, 2008, 09:21:22 pm
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Do they still have Waldenbooks? I haven't been to a shopping mall in so long.
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Aw. That's sweet.
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Bonus points: this is the most positive experience Young Roast Beef had with an adult role model.
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Waldenbooks got bought out by Borders, and is now branded as Borders Express.
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I would read a magazine that promoted ten things to do. That would make me pick up an issue and flip through.
If that list was good, I'd even subscribe.
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I'm pretty surprised that Onstad was able to evoke such emotion with just a couple of lines of text and 2 tiny lines under the manager's eyes. I got all verklempt. The manager remembers how much isolation and pain he felt growing up, and he tries to ease the suffering of another. That is so touching and sad. It is tough to be a gay kiddo, and it was even worse in 1984.
Ray's assholish behaviour was going to get Beef busted, but a small twist of fate ushered Beef away from getting the cops called. Poor Beef.
**EDIT: Turbo Ninja, where the hell did you get that cuh-razy school picture of a '70s era kid with a manchild mustache?? That is creepy and hilarious at the same time.
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I remember the Waldenbooks at our mall growing up kept the Playboys in a spot that would have been perfect for sneaking reading if the magazines were anywhere but the top shelf. Luckily about 1/4 of the time some kind soul had "accidentally" left an issue on the bottom shelf where inquiring 7-year-olds could easily find it.
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My problem with gay-pornography-thinly-veiled-as-women's-pornography is not that I am homophobic but rather that it makes me feel fatter than I actually am.
That is something that I don't think some women understand about straight men's pornography:
Yes, Ron Jeremy is disgustingly ugly. That is the point. He makes us feel better about ourselves while we are also seeing naked ladies.
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I'm usually struck by how tan everyone is in those things.
Also: Linnea!
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My problem with gay-pornography-thinly-veiled-as-women's-pornography is not that I am homophobic but rather that it makes me feel fatter than I actually am.
That is something that I don't think some women understand about straight men's pornography:
Yes, Ron Jeremy is disgustingly ugly. That is the point. He makes us feel better about ourselves while we are also seeing naked ladies.
I understand some ladytypes feel similarly about the women in men's pornography. If they want to look at hot dudes not wearing much at all, far be it from me to begrudge it them.
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Yes, Ron Jeremy is disgustingly ugly. That is the point. He makes us feel better about ourselves while we are also seeing naked ladies.
My solution is to take the guys out completely. Sure, you miss the "if some nasty dude like Ron Jeremy can get some I can too" fantasy, but on the plus side, you don't have to look at Ron Jeremy.
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My solution is to take the guys out completely. Sure, you miss the "if some nasty dude like Ron Jeremy can get some I can too" fantasy, but on the plus side, you don't have to look at Ron Jeremy.
Yeah this was always my understanding on why lesbians are so popular. I mean, have you ladies seen a dick? I ain't want to look at that when I'm getting my self-mac on.
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It's true.
The whole point is getting the c*ck hidden from view.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
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Mrs. Haus and I just had an interesting conversation last night about the porn that we each preferred. As it turns out, we like completely opposite things. I don't know if it's just a gender divide, or a sign that we're screwed.
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**EDIT: Turbo Ninja, where the hell did you get that cuh-razy school picture of a '70s era kid with a manchild mustache?? That is creepy and hilarious at the same time.
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/06/bad-studio-portraits-of-day.html (http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/06/bad-studio-portraits-of-day.html)
When I was in 5th grade I was a little afraid of moving up to the middle school because the 8th graders looked like this guy.
Not pictured: Jean jacket, big hairbrush sticking out of back pocket, cigarette butt salvaged from ashtray outside Dairy Mart.
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Mrs. Haus and I just had an interesting conversation last night about the porn that we each preferred. As it turns out, we like completely opposite things.
Unless you prefer men-on-men and she prefers women-on-women, I don't think it's a deal breaker.
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Somebody please help: what is that logo on the front of Ray's shirt?
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Some kind of shark explorer, I think.
"I claim this land for shark!" and all that.
Sharko Polo, maybe.
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Land sharks are really the scariest things if you think about them.
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Somebody please help: what is that logo on the front of Ray's shirt?
Gotcha. They still use it as a subtle touch on their website (http://www.gotcha.com/default.asp) but I can't remember the last time I'd seen anyone actually wearing their brand. Of course, I live in Ohio and surf ain't our specialty.