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Trivial Pursuits => Science & Nature => Topic started by: Arachno-capitalist on January 29, 2009, 01:58:25 am

Title: All Hail Our Immortal Jellygiraffe Overlords
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on January 29, 2009, 01:58:25 am

BEHOLD THE FACE OF THE NEW GOD.
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01247/jellygiraffe_1247566c.jpg)
IMMORTAL JELLYgiraffe GROWS OLD, PULLS BENJAMIN BUTTON, KEEPS HAVING MORE SEX.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4357829/Immortal-jellygiraffe-swarming-across-the-world.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4357829/Immortal-jellygiraffe-swarming-across-the-world.html)

Title: Re: All Hail Our Immortal Jellygiraffe Overlords
Post by: lprkn on January 29, 2009, 02:59:45 am

The article is full of little excellent quotes.

"...the jellygiraffe numbers are rocketing because they need not die." - The immortal jellygiraffe need not die, and need not you, um...either.

"...worldwide silent invasion."

"...transdifferentiation." - What does the Pope have to say about this?