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Title: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: Victoria Waterfield on March 05, 2009, 11:24:55 pm: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03052009

EPIC.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: lprkn on March 06, 2009, 12:30:40 am: This whole thing is pretty damn awesome. I feel badass just reading, by association.

"...a no-account son of a bitch with half a soul and the balance owed to Judas..."

"Why I must walk this earth, &c."

- A little bit of Jules Winnfield up ins.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on March 06, 2009, 02:43:13 am: Yeah, it kind of starts out Bad Bad Leroy Brown and kind of reaches a Dolemitical peak around Panel 11 and then it just degenerates into a bit of overwrought soliloquoy.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on March 06, 2009, 02:49:20 am: Assetbar wins with this comment:

"Ramses planned the pocket dial. He wants to show his son how a man should live, day in/day out. "
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: littlefallsmets on March 06, 2009, 03:08:56 am: My mom actually WAS like that at parent-teacher conferences. All 5'5" of her, just a tornado of "IT SURE AS FUCK WASN'T MY SON'S FAULT".

Being a floor nurse hardens a woman, I s'pose.

Oh man, a substitute whapped me on the hand with a ruler lightly and that lady never worked in Herkimer County again.

My mom's incredibly strange but rad.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's
Post by: wombat on March 06, 2009, 03:30:23 am: Can't even eat lunch without destroyin' men and declarin' the death of God. Impressive, but it must be a hard life in some ways. I kind of like being able to just eat a sandwich and read the newspaper, you know?
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: lprkn on March 06, 2009, 03:49:20 am: Well, you know. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides..."

It's hard to be a righteous badass.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's
Post by: Doc on March 06, 2009, 04:27:46 am: Being ashamed of the world and not myself is a good goal to have. In a way.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: dejavroom on March 06, 2009, 02:43:10 pm: Ramses Smuckles is Cormac McCarthy.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: lprkn on March 06, 2009, 05:24:50 pm: Ramses Smuckles is a less creepy version of The Judge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Holden).
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on March 08, 2009, 10:25:15 pm: Quote from: wombat on March 06, 2009, 03:30:23 am
Can't even eat lunch without destroyin' men and declarin' the death of God. Impressive, but it must be a hard life in some ways. I kind of like being able to just eat a sandwich and read the newspaper, you know?
And that is why no one will remember your name.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's
Post by: wombat on March 08, 2009, 11:06:44 pm: I always thought no one would remember my name because they'd find one of my journal articles in a dusty library stack some decades hence and fall asleep before they finished reading it.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's
Post by: Doc on March 08, 2009, 11:59:26 pm: Never to awake. The next person to stumble down that way finds a pile of mouldering skeletons over a dusty tome and before they call for help their curiosity gets the better of them and they take a quick peek. Soon they are on the pile and the article lies waiting for it's next victim.
Wombat writes the Infinite Jest of academic journals.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: herofix on March 09, 2009, 12:24:41 am: A can for the Infinite Jest reference.

You forgot to mention though, that all of these people would have also crapped themselves before they died.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: Toaster on March 09, 2009, 02:20:35 am: Don't people crap themselves when they die? I've heard that. Because your body loses control of its muscles?
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: herofix on March 09, 2009, 08:21:44 am: It sounds plausible. I've never been present for anyone's death - for which I am extremely grateful.
Title: Re: 05.III.2009 - It's your birthday and yo' mama needs the coffin 'cause she's dead
Post by: jaydub on March 09, 2009, 10:08:21 pm: I have, but it wasn't my responsibility to check their drawers. Blankets and such concealed any evidence.