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Title: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on June 19, 2009, 02:17:54 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193941/North-Korea-plan-missile-launch-Hawaii-Independence-Day.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193941/North-Korea-plan-missile-launch-Hawaii-Independence-Day.html)

Apparently they have sent out some ship to mess with us, and when we react, they will call it an act of war and launch a missile at the islands. We sent interceptors to Hawaii to deal with the threat, and we're tracking this ship, so this could turn into a thing. A thing where Japan and the US finally deal with NK.

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: greenkoolayd on June 19, 2009, 02:56:43 am

Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on June 19, 2009, 02:17:54 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193941/North-Korea-plan-missile-launch-Hawaii-Independence-Day.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193941/North-Korea-plan-missile-launch-Hawaii-Independence-Day.html)

Apparently they have sent out some ship to mess with us, and when we react, they will call it an act of war and launch a missile at the islands. We sent interceptors to Hawaii to deal with the threat, and we're tracking this ship, so this could turn into a thing. A thing where Japan and the US finally deal with NK.

i feel sorry for them.

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: AlohaDawg on June 19, 2009, 03:13:32 am

Don't forget that "Hawaii" extends all the way to Midway Island. All the Islands in the archipelago are "Hawaii". The missile in question could maybe hit the outlying atolls or Midway, but without a serious tailwind I don't see it making it to Kauai. Which is good. It could land in the ocean in "Hawaii" and we could call that a reason to take care of business.

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: Choop on June 19, 2009, 04:07:57 am

could we maybe t.c.b. the right way this time instead of getting embroiled in another fuck*ng land war in asia

ohpleaseohplease

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: dejavroom on June 19, 2009, 11:43:37 am

Fuck those guys. You seen the size of the caps on top of those tiny guys' heads? Fuck them.

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on June 19, 2009, 04:42:47 pm

The story was top headline on drudge today, but we appear to be dealing with the situation perfectly - We deployed this giant orb monster to protect us:
(http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/P1-AQ358_GATES__G_20090618182629.jpg)

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: AugustWest on June 19, 2009, 06:52:37 pm

Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on June 19, 2009, 04:42:47 pm

The story was top headline on drudge today, but we appear to be dealing with the situation perfectly - We deployed this giant orb monster to protect us:
(http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/P1-AQ358_GATES__G_20090618182629.jpg)

I am not a number.  I am a FREE MAN!

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: CortJstr on June 19, 2009, 07:00:55 pm

OK, clearly the military is just playing Command & Conquer games looking for inspiration. Tell me that doesn't look like a Soviet water unit from Red Alert 2.

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on June 19, 2009, 07:21:02 pm

Quote from: AugustWest on June 19, 2009, 06:52:37 pm

I am not a number.  I am a FREE MAN!

Good call.

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: greenkoolayd on June 20, 2009, 04:03:27 am

Quote from: AugustWest on June 19, 2009, 06:52:37 pm

that looks like something a cub scout would build for a troop activity/race/thing/event.

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: Lister on June 20, 2009, 12:14:13 pm

The U.S. Navy's Aquatic Taj Mahal Onion Dome Placementizationizer is ready to deploy a model of the Taj Mahal to any naval theatre within 72 hours.

We are fuck*ng prepared, people.  Prepared for needing a Taj Mahal dome with four smaller domes around it, anywhere.

On water.

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: Doc on June 20, 2009, 11:57:36 pm

I warned them! 'What are you going to do when you need a Taj Mahal in a land locked theatre?' I said, but nooooo!

Title: Re: North Korea To Attack Hawaii on July 4
Post by: jaydub on June 21, 2009, 01:27:50 am

Fortunately, Kyrgyzstan seems relatively secure these days.