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Title: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: AugustWest on July 03, 2009, 01:43:23 am: When nothing more than a XXXXXXX film remained. (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07022009)

I can't help but wonder what Mr. Bear deleted.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on July 03, 2009, 01:47:30 am: Man i hope he is telling the truth about the wealthy women.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: CortJstr on July 03, 2009, 01:52:30 am: Quote from: AugustWest on July 03, 2009, 01:43:23 am
When nothing more than a XXXXXXX film remained. (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07022009)

I can't help but wonder what Mr. Bear deleted.

I'm trying to figure that out, too.

I really hope nubbin-crazer doesn't catch on, though.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Toaster on July 03, 2009, 02:03:15 am: Panel 5 made me cringe three and a half times.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 03, 2009, 02:30:44 am: I don't like "nubbin-crazer" either.

How about "puttin' the sheen on the bean"?
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on July 03, 2009, 05:42:59 pm: Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 03, 2009, 02:30:44 am
I don't like "nubbin-crazer" either.

How about "puttin' the sheen on the bean"?

"Using the penis on the ol' Thinkpad"
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: nDed on July 03, 2009, 07:50:18 pm: What the hell are steam-fries? The very concept is kind of making me mad.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: lprkn on July 04, 2009, 01:35:30 am: I imagine that they are soggy. Very soggy.

Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 03, 2009, 05:42:59 pm
"Using the penis on the ol' Thinkpad"

This.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: theinevitable on July 04, 2009, 04:45:09 am: I love how often Ray uses phrases like "open secret."
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Toaster on July 04, 2009, 05:33:41 am: There are many open secrets in the world. Like the FREEMASONS. Or the MAFIA. Or ORGIES.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 04, 2009, 05:59:21 am: Or that the History Channel basically no longer is about history but rather about ahistorical conspiracy theories and aliens and such.

While, at the same time, the SciFi Channel is changing its name so that it no longer has to be about ahistorical conspiracy theories and aliens and such.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: nDed on July 04, 2009, 11:16:51 pm: I always assumed History Channel would just eventually turn into the WWII Channel. It would probably be better than all these damn ghost hunting shows.

Quote from: lprkn on July 05, 2009, 01:06:54 am
Wasn't the running joke that the "H" in their logo stood for "Hitler"?

Yeah, pretty much. Take a drink every time the name's mentioned. Maybe there's a new show in the works where they hunt Hitler's ghost.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: lprkn on July 05, 2009, 01:06:54 am: Wasn't the running joke that the "H" in their logo stood for "Hitler"?
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 05, 2009, 04:28:21 am: I dunno.

All I can tell you is that, at least this weekend, the H stands for... histrionics about lameass conspiracy theories from Dan Brown novels and Nichols Cage movies.

I mean, call me a jaded conspiracy buff but dudes sitting around, tracing out Masonic symbols on maps of D.C. is just... it's just 101-level coursework, man.

It's like an internet porn addict trying to get something out of a tastefully airbrushed Playboy centrefold, man.

No... people claiming to be a reincarnated victim of the Philadephia Experiment? No mistranslated Hopi end-times prophecy? Not even A LITTLE moon-landing denial?

I mean, come on. At least a LITTLE moon-landing denial. C'mon.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Toaster on July 05, 2009, 04:50:45 am: And don't forget THE TEDDY BEAR PICNIC. #opensecrets
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: greenkoolayd on July 05, 2009, 03:12:58 pm: Quote from: Toaster on July 05, 2009, 04:50:45 am
And don't forget THE TEDDY BEAR PICNIC. #opensecrets

i want to learn the words to that song. /off topic
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Lister on July 07, 2009, 07:04:12 am: "Jilling off."
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 08, 2009, 01:51:11 am: Nulling the void!
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Turbo Ninja on July 08, 2009, 08:56:41 pm: "Checking for squirrels."
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Doc on July 09, 2009, 05:46:31 am: Quote from: Turbo Ninja on July 08, 2009, 08:56:41 pm
"Checking for squirrels."

Which would dovetail nicely with hiding your nuts.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Toaster on July 09, 2009, 06:19:36 am: Ladybating. Engaging in ladybation. To ladybate.

"Chilling off": Ladybating casually.
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Dexter on July 09, 2009, 03:13:09 pm: Quote from: Toaster on July 09, 2009, 06:19:36 am
Ladybating. Engaging in ladybation. To ladybate.
If you feel you must invent a new coinage, why not mistressbate?
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: dejavroom on July 09, 2009, 05:22:33 pm: "nuzzle the nozzle"? (ok, this doesn't make sense unless the cougar is also a contortionist. So close, dammit...)

"caresspelunking"?

Sigh. So it seems I'm not a poet, after all. Will never reach the heights of "checking for squirrels".
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 09, 2009, 07:06:42 pm: "adjusting the vertical hold"
Title: Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
Post by: Choop on July 14, 2009, 04:30:08 am: xxxxx==sheen, decoded before LFM's initial use in the thread (yes i'm late i've been offline for 2 weeks sorry)

"rocking the cradle of life"