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Trivial Pursuits => Wild Card => Topic started by: alreadyinuse on July 13, 2009, 04:21:06 am
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THATS RIGHT YOU READ THE TOPIC RIGHT
WITH MY INNOVATE FREE (THATS RIGHT ITS FREE) HOME KIT YOU CAN ATTSRACT OPPISITE SEX WITH PERHAPMONE.
SCIENCE HAS PROVE THAT FEMALES IS HOT HOT HOT FOR THE GUYS WHO SMELL WITH THE PERHAMOES
PEOPLE ASK ME DOES IT REALLY WORK
SICIENCE HAS PROVED IT.
I AM JUST A REGULAR GUY
I HAVE SOME CATS
ONE DAY i AM AT THE VET TO GET MY CAT THE BABBIES VACCINETANE.
BY CHANCE MY VERTRAENARIAN AND ME WE GET ON TOPIC OF DOG SHIT
I AM LIKE YEAH DOG SHIT MSELLS BAD
AND SHE AGREED WITH ME
SHE SAID IT IS SCIENCE THAT DOG SHIT SMELLS BAD
SO I ASK HER WHY DOES MY NEW PET BABY CAT PISS SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT WHEN HE IS CAT HE IS NOT DOG IT IS COUNTER INTUITIVE
SHE SAYS TO ME THAT IT IS SCIENCE THAT PROVE IT
SHE SAYS THE CAT HE HAS THE PERHMAMONE IN THE GONAD.
SHE SAYS IF I GIVE HER SOME MONEY SHE WILL TAKE THE EXACTO KNIVE AND SHE WILL CUTS OFF THE GONAD
SHE SAYS THEN THE CAT PISS WILL NOT SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT ANYMORE.
NEEDLESS TO SAY I DID NOT SEE THAT VET AGAIN.
WHY BE SO CRUEL TO MY PET BABY KITTY AS TO CUTS OFF HIS GONAD AND ANYWAY EVEN IF I WAS GOING TO DO THAT I WOULD FOR $2.99 GET THE EXACTO KNIFE MYSELFS AT THE WALMART ONLY A SICK PERVETRT BSDM FREAK WNATS TO PAY TO WATCH SOMEONE ELSE DO IT. VERY STRANGE WORLD WE LIVE IN BUT I TRYS TO KEEP OPEN MIND NOT TO JUDGE IF THE VET WANTS TO DO THAT AND A WILLING PERSON WANTS TO DO THAT AND A KITTY WANTS TO DO THAT THEN HEY MAYBE THAT IS THERE THING
I ASK MY KITTY YOU WANT ME CUT OFF GONAD AND HE DID NOT SAY YES OR NOTHING LIKE THAT SO I DON'T SPEAK CAT BUT I ASSUME ON SIDE OF CAUTIUON THAT PROBABLY HE NOT WANT THAT
ANYWAY
SO THE POINT IS, THAT PERAMONE IN THE PISS
SO ALL YOU HAS TO DO IS BUY MY FREE KIT
KIT IS CONSISTS OF STYROFOAM CUP
YOU PUTS PEE IN THE CUP. (YOUR OWN PEE, NOT YOUR CAT PEE)
AND THEN YOU LET IT EVAPORATE
WHAT IS LEFT IN THE CUP IS DRY POWER RESIDUAL OF CONCENTRATED PERHAMONE. SEXY SEX PERHAMONE.
SCIENCE HAS PROVED IT
THEN YOU MIX THE POWERD IN WITH YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME.
NEXT TIME YOU GO ON A DATE THE WOMAN WILL WANT TO MAKE SEXY SEX SEXY TO YOU AND SHE WILL WANT TO uhhhuhhuuhhh uhhh uhh uh LIKE THAQT PUSH VERYVYER VEYR HARD WITH HER PELVIS SO HARD SHE WILL SCREAM put it into me put it into me make it harder longer faster thikcker i wants to suck it at same time that i wants to have it in all my holes at onces i dont know whats to do
AND THEN WHEN SHE IS LIKE THAT ALL FREAKY DEEKY YOU PULLS OUT THE BOTTL4E OF THE PERFUME AND SPRRITZ SPROSTZ YOU GIVE SQUIRT RIGHT IN HER FACE AND HER BRAIN WILL EXPLODE AMONT OTHER THINGS.
IT MIGHT ALSO WORK FOR GAYS IU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS CHECK WITH YOUR DOCTOR FOR MORE INFORMATIONS IF YOU ARE HOMOSAXSUEUL.
SATIUSFACTION GAURANTEED YOU WILL GET SATISFACTION.
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Just a regular guy who has some cats.
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I've also heard that tuning off your caps-lock drives the honeys wild.
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Heh. It's too bad they took the blink tag out of HTML.
Personally, I really hate smiles. I hate when programs like Microsoft Word change your text-based :) :-) into a graphical :). There ought to be a law against that.
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<BLINK>AGUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!</BLINK>
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Just a regular guy who has some cats.
That's why I gave him the can.
also the screaming is done in lower case and you will get satisfaction. I think if making fake scam messages was an art we would have just found our very own Beethoven or Van Gogh or Dylan or some shit. Classic, pure classic.
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My cat told me he wanted his gonads cut off, but he's a damn freak.
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My cat is such a crazy fetishist that he got his gonad cut off and put an attachment in the hole that socketed up to a fake gonad so he could remove his gonad over and over. It was sad when we sent him away to get treatment.
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http://www.neuticles.com/
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tl;dr did the troll say something
i sure miss THA SHUGAH RAINE HATH COMETH
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bobby, i LOVE your new sock puppet! seriously, ten points to you. brilliant!
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Arianna Huffington taught me yesterday that the first usage of the term sock puppet in the sense of a deceptive identity was 1959.
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bobby, i LOVE your new sock puppet! seriously, ten points to you. brilliant!
Choop, you insult me. I would do a much better job than this and we both know it.
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see bobby that's why i'm so impressed. you just take those expectations and warp them entirely. you *should* be doing a better job of it, but you aren't, therefore - oh! guess what! - it *can't* be you! absolutely brilliant. well done.
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see bobby that's why i'm so impressed. you just take those expectations and warp them entirely. you *should* be doing a better job of it, but you aren't, therefore - oh! guess what! - it *can't* be you! absolutely brilliant. well done.
You sure think a lot for someone from the South, but sadly, you're still wrong.
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Is this guy doing some kind of dada performance piece to get a grant from the arts endowment or what
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I assumed it was a piece of viral marketing, corporate america screws us again!
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it is probably that sugah rain asswipe
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it is probably that sugah rain asswipe
I promise it is not.
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