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Trivial Pursuits => Sports & Leisure => Topic started by: alreadyinuse on October 12, 2009, 04:44:26 pm

Title: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: alreadyinuse on October 12, 2009, 04:44:26 pm
yeah I don't think that Sports & Leisure should be in the same category.  Sure, for many people these are in the same category, but for many people, these are not.  For me, leisure does not involve anything to do with professional and quasi-professional teams of blokes playing American football, football, baseball, basketball, and so on.  These topics are spam to me.  Therefore, Sports & Leisure should be split up into two separate categories, and everyone who posts in "Sports" a lot should be banned from the board.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: AugustWest on October 12, 2009, 04:46:57 pm
Meh, 2/10.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: pmcd9 on October 12, 2009, 05:01:07 pm
I'm not moved either.  Bobby is right, there's no art in his artifice.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Choop on October 12, 2009, 05:36:03 pm
there is constructive criticism and there is pointless frippery, and this is the latter.

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Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on October 12, 2009, 05:52:56 pm
there is constructive criticism and there is pointless frippery, and this is the latter.

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Can'd. Your self proclaimed autism-spectrum disorder doesn't excuse the level of your sucktitude.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: jaydub on October 12, 2009, 05:55:32 pm
Fail
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on October 12, 2009, 06:48:35 pm
I'm not moved either.  Bobby is right, there's no art in his artifice.

I kind of wish the old-school /b/-tards would go back through BBS and Usenet archives (it is on Google, kids!) and see how it was done back in the old days. Then they could build on that instead of blindly reinventing the wheel.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: miles on October 13, 2009, 12:00:29 am
Also, blokes don't play American football.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: alreadyinuse on October 13, 2009, 12:34:41 am
there is constructive criticism and there is pointless frippery, and this is the latter.

/irony
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Choop on October 13, 2009, 02:14:00 am
/irony

(http://overcompensating.com/comics/20080122.png) (http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080122.html)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: alreadyinuse on October 13, 2009, 04:08:13 am
My being wrong /= (("pointless frippery" /= constructive criticism) = irony)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Choop on October 13, 2009, 04:52:44 am
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Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: greenkoolayd on October 13, 2009, 05:30:45 am
you can build your own message board and divide the categories as you see fit.  in this universe, this is how it goes.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on October 13, 2009, 06:07:52 am
you can build your own message board and divide the categories as you see fit.  in this universe, this is how it goes.

Who was that high functioning autistic who used UBB as his own personal blog, starting threads and then commenting on his own threads? Didn't he have hundreds ot these threads? It was very sad until someone with a lick of sense, I am thinking Wombat because she is sensible and bite sized, pointed out that he was using it as a blog rather than traditional blog software.


Confidential to Mr. Wonderful in Internetland: The original work by Swift had its genius in that it sounded very similar to arguments made at the time, only taken to its logical extreme. The reductio ad absurdum lead people to question their prejudices and preconceptions, and the ground upon which they one had stood ideologically. Saying any old stupid shit and then saying "LOLOL MODEST PROPOSAL" only serves to undermine the lulz here. It is mixing two trolly tactics: absurdity and reduction to absurdity, which are blatantly different things. Troll better. We BELIEVE in you.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Ruta Bagas on October 13, 2009, 12:59:06 pm
Come on, we're all nice people here. Shouldn't we be sympathising with Mr. Wonderful? It's a terrible thing never to have played Trivial Pursuit.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: bluemoon72 on October 13, 2009, 02:10:40 pm
Come on, we're all nice people here. Shouldn't we be sympathising with Mr. Wonderful?

Ya know, I do. He seems often lonely, and occasionally angry.  And who here doesn't know loneliness and anger?  (I could be entirely mistaken and his life is full of laughter, friends, hope, and harmony.)  Also, I really enjoy Trivial Pursuit.  Anyone know of an online version that some of us could meet up for and play at a certain time?
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Choop on October 13, 2009, 02:58:24 pm
whatever you do don't waste your money or time on trivial pursuit for the wii, it's a piece of shit
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: smick on October 13, 2009, 04:27:59 pm
pointless frippery

The only Frippery I can get behind.
(http://www.nndb.com/people/471/000024399/fripp40.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on October 13, 2009, 04:36:30 pm
(http://www.pug-puppy.com/images/pug-puppy.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: greenkoolayd on October 13, 2009, 04:38:05 pm
The only Frippery I can get behind.
(http://www.nndb.com/people/471/000024399/fripp40.jpg)

i dont blame you!  meow!
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on October 13, 2009, 05:09:00 pm
whatever you do don't waste your money or time on trivial pursuit for the wii, it's a piece of shit

harvey birdman: attorney at law for the wii has NO replayability but is great to pawn off on lawyer friends
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: alreadyinuse on October 13, 2009, 05:52:31 pm
Saying any old stupid shit and then saying "LOLOL MODEST PROPOSAL" only serves to undermine the lulz here. It is mixing two trolly tactics: absurdity and reduction to absurdity, which are blatantly different things. Troll better. We BELIEVE in you.

well I'm sorry if I'm not trolling exactly how you think I should be but if I was trolling (which I'm generally not) then maybe INADEQUATE TROLLING SKILLZ could be a method of trolling? 

Come on.  I just say stuff 'cause I think it's funny, or clever, and in my mind, it is.  just because it comes off to someone else as maladroit, awkward, idiotic, embarrassingly pathetic or socially backward or whatever, doesn't mean it's low quality trolling.  I am who I am and I'm not going to change just because someone isn't happy with that, especially if that someone won't even bother to put forward any kinda explanation or thesis as to why who I am isn't good and what exactly I should change into.  I mean come on, most of the negative comments contain nothing but implied criticism... e.g. "let's everyone pay attention to alreadyinuse" and 'alreadyinuse's criticism is unconstructive.' 

Basically, if you pay attention to what I say long enough, and if you are at least modestly good at solving puzzles, sooner or later you start to understand my way of thinking.  And then you're fucked.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: smick on October 13, 2009, 05:55:13 pm
maladroit

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(http://blogs.phillynews.com/inquirer/tv90210/youbety2.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on October 13, 2009, 06:11:18 pm
well I'm sorry if I'm not trolling exactly how you think I should be but if I was trolling (which I'm generally not) then maybe INADEQUATE TROLLING SKILLZ could be a method of trolling? 


An inadequate method!
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: miles on October 14, 2009, 12:45:33 am
maladroit

You know, I really like the word adroit. Well, adroitly, anyway. But not maladroit. But I do like the sound of inept.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: wombat on October 14, 2009, 01:01:31 am
(http://www.pug-puppy.com/images/pug-puppy.jpg)

This is the best post in this thread. Let's work from there.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Choop on October 14, 2009, 02:06:39 am
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-dog-pictures-not-frowning.jpg) (http://ihasahotdog.com/2009/09/17/funny-dog-pictures-not-frowning)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on October 14, 2009, 03:31:33 am
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-surprise-pug.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: bluemoon72 on October 14, 2009, 03:46:46 am
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/128712010746002772.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: bluemoon72 on October 14, 2009, 03:52:03 am
ach, this face! too cute!

(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-dog-pictures-ridikule-pounds.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on October 14, 2009, 04:06:11 am
 (http://johnmichaelboling.com/artforgeorgelucas/wp-content/original/2009_09/star-wars-darth-vader-pug-humiliation.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: theinevitable on October 14, 2009, 05:13:55 am
I want a dog.
I miss dogs.

A cat lives under our porch, but that is not the same.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: AugustWest on October 14, 2009, 01:07:26 pm
(http://johnmichaelboling.com/artforgeorgelucas/wp-content/original/2009_09/star-wars-darth-vader-pug-humiliation.jpg)

Darth Pug finds your lack of faith disturbing.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on October 14, 2009, 02:19:06 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cmichel67/294587874/in/set-72157594478193099/
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: pmcd9 on October 14, 2009, 03:11:40 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cmichel67/294587874/in/set-72157594478193099/

That picture has been viewed over a quarter of a million times.  That's the most popular picture on Flickr I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on October 14, 2009, 03:48:23 pm
This one beats it.  I know the person who took the picture, but who made the flyer is still a mystery.

And conveniently, it's also a dog photo.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sugarfreak/1715199256/
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: wombat on October 14, 2009, 03:57:53 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cmichel67/294587874/in/set-72157594478193099/

That is a sad dog, but mine is pretty sad too.
http://saddestthing.com/things/15/ (http://saddestthing.com/things/15/)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: pmcd9 on October 14, 2009, 04:43:30 pm
This one beats it.  I know the person who took the picture, but who made the flyer is still a mystery.

And conveniently, it's also a dog photo.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sugarfreak/1715199256/

Yep, that one has more views, but the other one has more favorites and comments.  Both are pretty awesome though.

I thought my photo (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/1357460838/) with 45 thousand views was doing alright.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: dejavroom on October 14, 2009, 06:05:02 pm
I wasn't gonna say anything (it's too late anyway, whatever), and generally I'm all for the newbies, but fuck it, any newbie that's responsible for a deluge of cutey dog pics should get the swift instaban/permaban boot pronto. f u Mr. Wonderful
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Doc on October 14, 2009, 11:04:53 pm
That is a sad dog, but mine is pretty sad too.
http://saddestthing.com/things/15/ (http://saddestthing.com/things/15/)

That actually elicited an involuntary primal 'dawww'

any newbie that's responsible for a deluge of cutey dog pics should get the swift instaban/permaban boot pronto. f u Mr. Wonderful

I like you DJV, but sometimes I just don't think you're on the same wavelength as the rest of us.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: pmcd9 on October 14, 2009, 11:47:32 pm
Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: wombat on October 15, 2009, 12:20:40 am
That should be the new breed motto.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: JorgeFabregas on October 15, 2009, 01:15:22 am
I am on another board where veteran posters "puppy" ridiculous/stupid/offensive threads. That's two boards now. I wonder what that says about me.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: CortJstr on October 15, 2009, 01:22:02 am
On Consumerist they disemvowel posts they don't like. That's pretty neat.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on October 15, 2009, 02:19:23 am
On Consumerist they disemvowel posts they don't like. That's pretty neat.

What will they do for people who write in Arabic? ABJADS ARE INVINCIBLE.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Doc on October 15, 2009, 02:42:04 am
That should be the new breed motto.

Is that such as a real thing? Do breeds have mottos?
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: dejavroom on October 15, 2009, 12:09:31 pm
I like you DJV, but sometimes I just don't think you're on the same wavelength as the rest of us.

I don't think I am, really, but I hope that's ok. I'm kinda the Grand Galactic Inquisitor of the board:

(http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krk1lfqGid1qzryvmo1_500.jpg)

IGNORE ME!!!

(pssst the real reason for this is that I'm a cat person and also pugs are uuuugly)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: dejavroom on October 15, 2009, 12:12:44 pm
Also look what I found when searching from a picture of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor:

(http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krk1tsBA4M1qzryvmo1_400.jpg)

sometimes Google is kind
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: AugustWest on October 15, 2009, 12:41:24 pm
Also look what I found when searching from a picture of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor:

(http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krk1tsBA4M1qzryvmo1_400.jpg)

sometimes Google is kind

She can interrogate me anytime.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: CortJstr on October 15, 2009, 01:42:03 pm
Damn her chastity belt!
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: wombat on October 15, 2009, 02:11:14 pm
Is that such as a real thing? Do breeds have mottos?

I don't think most do, but as usual, pugs think they are special. It's "Multum in Parvo," extremely loosely, "big dog in a little body."
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: alreadyinuse on October 16, 2009, 06:32:30 am
I wasn't gonna say anything (it's too late anyway, whatever), and generally I'm all for the newbies, but fuck it, any newbie that's responsible for a deluge of cutey dog pics should get the swift instaban/permaban boot pronto. f u Mr. Wonderful

I'm not the retard(s) who keep(s) posting dog pictures.  oh wait I am now since I'm tit-for-tatting, but, I didn't start it.  If people have something to say to me that is best expressed by spamming the board with dog pictures, maybe they should just shut the fuck up already.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: alreadyinuse on October 16, 2009, 06:33:43 am
ALTERNATIVELY:
I wasn't gonna say anything (it's too late anyway, whatever), and generally I'm all for the newbies, but fuck it, any newbie that's responsible for a deluge of cutey dog pics should get the swift instaban/permaban boot pronto. f u Mr. Wonderful

congratulations DEJAVROOM, you're the latest winner of 'monkey see monkey do'
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: alreadyinuse on October 16, 2009, 06:36:35 am
Also look what I found when searching from a picture of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor:

(http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krk1tsBA4M1qzryvmo1_400.jpg)

sometimes Google is kind

gross.  she smokes.  I mean, and look at her face.  it's got 'ignorant bitch' written all over it.  not sexy.  not cool.  not a good comment.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: dejavroom on October 16, 2009, 12:25:38 pm
I kinda see why you would say that, but you forgot to consider that nobody likes you here or finds your input valuable in any way whatsoever.

Also:
I didn't start it.

Relax, buddy, this was just another one of those pathetic developments triggered by your mere existence. By now I'm sure this is a recognizable pattern in your life...



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To the moderators: Say, I saw a functionality in another board where you could ignore a certain poster's posts just clicking a button. Do we have this here somewhere? It would be delight...
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: Lister on October 20, 2009, 06:00:19 am
I'm not the retard(s) who keep(s) posting dog pictures.  oh wait I am now since I'm tit-for-tatting, but, I didn't start it.  If people have something to say to me that is best expressed by spamming the board with dog pictures, maybe they should just shut the fuck up already.

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/639/pug5picture.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: smick on October 20, 2009, 08:43:57 pm
I'm not the retard(s) who keep(s) posting dog pictures.  oh wait I am now since I'm tit-for-tatting, but, I didn't start it.  If people have something to say to me that is best expressed by spamming the board with dog pictures, maybe they should just shut the fuck up already.

I think you should write to the mods and try to get them banned, or at LEAST get them posting on topic.  You and me, Mr. Wonderful, we had an nice little message board until these dog posting assholes came along and just started picture spamming everything.

Right?
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: jay-ell on October 25, 2009, 05:17:00 pm
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To the moderators: Say, I saw a functionality in another board where you could ignore a certain poster's posts just clicking a button. Do we have this here somewhere? It would be delight...
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The closest thing we have that I know if is the ability for admins to delete an account and every post an individual has ever made, so that it appears that person never existed.

We've only done this once, and I don't like doing it, because it screws with otherwise interesting threads. But it's the easiest, fastest way to deal with someone like...dare I mention?...THA SUGAH RAIN.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: lprkn on October 26, 2009, 04:20:36 am
Man, now I have more pug pictures than is necessary for any man in his mid-20s to have...

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/lprkn/teenwolf.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: littlefallsmets on October 26, 2009, 04:25:58 am
Yeah. Pugzilla went totally useless-like.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/halloween/dogs/doggodzilla.jpg)
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: wombat on October 26, 2009, 01:01:01 pm
As you can imagine I have seen a LOT of pugs in costumes... but lprkn's photo has completely blown my mind.
Title: Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
Post by: JorgeFabregas on October 26, 2009, 01:28:42 pm
Yes, it is a good picture.