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Title: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: CortJstr on January 19, 2010, 03:36:04 pm
Happy birthday to my favorite small mammal caretaker and creator of imaginary internet persons such as myself.
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: AugustWest on January 19, 2010, 03:37:55 pm
Happiest of Birthdays, my dear Co-Emperor (Emperess?) of the Board.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 19, 2010, 04:05:48 pm
happy birthday!  get a sitter for puppies and break out the nitrous oxide!
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Post by: TedStriker on January 19, 2010, 04:06:36 pm
The puggiest of birthdays to you, madam.  
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Post by: pmcd9 on January 19, 2010, 04:07:30 pm
Happy Birthday!!!  Those were not age spots.
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Post by: Arachno-capitalist on January 19, 2010, 04:37:32 pm
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee258/dunnagan/quietbirthday.jpg)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/ARG/21608.jpg)
Happy Birthday lady!
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Post by: dejavroom on January 19, 2010, 04:47:13 pm
conga rats, wombies, hope today treats you well \o/
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Post by: jaydub on January 19, 2010, 05:25:03 pm
Happy Birthday, dear Wombat.
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Post by: pmcd9 on January 19, 2010, 05:26:22 pm
Happy Birthday Dear Wombat.
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Post by: Mr Trout on January 19, 2010, 05:42:19 pm
Happy birthday! Looks like the birthday gods gave you amazing weather today, so please do what I can't and enjoy it outside.
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Post by: Choop on January 19, 2010, 05:48:58 pm
spring is a good time for fuck*ng. dear birthday, happy wombat.
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Post by: Toaster on January 19, 2010, 06:07:15 pm
Yay! Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: wombat on January 19, 2010, 09:00:11 pm
Thanks all!

I am postponing my birthday dinner till the weekend - I always figure, if George Washington can move his birthday to whatever day is convenient, every American should have that right.
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Post by: theinevitable on January 19, 2010, 09:13:19 pm
happy birthday, wombat!
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Post by: side_show on January 19, 2010, 10:39:34 pm
Wombat:  a lady who will have her birthday when ever the hell she wants to.

Happy birthday.  I'm sad that you will starve tonight for the sake of the weekend.  At least eat a saltine or something, okay?
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: wombat on January 19, 2010, 10:59:57 pm
Actually, we are having nachos!
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Post by: side_show on January 19, 2010, 11:01:33 pm
So how is that not your birthday dinner? 

Are you having some sort of uber nachos, with lobster and caviar on them this weekend?

p.s.  I'm suddenly craving nachos for dinner. 
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Post by: pmcd9 on January 19, 2010, 11:05:00 pm
Lobster nachos, damn that's some serious shit right there.
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Post by: Choop on January 20, 2010, 12:40:22 am
i've made lobster nachos before. they are incredible.

slice the lobster in half, straight down the middle. this will kill it. take the tail halves out of the tail and poach them in butter. chop them roughly when done, then make the dressing, a tablespoon of mayo and a quarter jalapeno per tail. tastes better with white corn chips: lobstery, spicy, salty, buttery. (this was part of an all-seafood dinner-as-wedding-gift for our best friends)
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: lprkn on January 20, 2010, 12:45:07 am
Happy Birthday from an imaginary person!
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: CortJstr on January 20, 2010, 12:52:42 am
i've made lobster nachos before. they are incredible.

slice the lobster in half, straight down the middle. this will kill it. take the tail halves out of the tail and poach them in butter. chop them roughly when done, then make the dressing, a tablespoon of mayo and a quarter jalapeno per tail. tastes better with white corn chips: lobstery, spicy, salty, buttery. (this was part of an all-seafood dinner-as-wedding-gift for our best friends)

This is the 2nd most delicious sounding food item I heard discussed today. The first being the Spicy Salty Sweet pizza (jalapenos, bacon, pineapple)
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Post by: miles on January 20, 2010, 03:02:32 am
Are you having some sort of uber nachos, with lobster and caviar on them this weekend?

Not sure about the caviar, but the lobster...that could work. But how, exactly?

slice the lobster in half, straight down the middle. this will kill it. take the tail halves out of the tail and poach them in butter. chop them roughly when done, then make the dressing, a tablespoon of mayo and a quarter jalapeno per tail. tastes better with white corn chips: lobstery, spicy, salty, buttery. (this was part of an all-seafood dinner-as-wedding-gift for our best friends)

Ah, thanks resident TOUAMB awesome food expert!

Edit: Oh shit, almost forgot! Happy birthday Wombat!
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Post by: bluemoon72 on January 20, 2010, 03:04:26 am
Happy birthday!  I have procured a pug necklace for you.  PM me your address?
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Post by: littlefallsmets on January 20, 2010, 03:11:40 am
hibble bibble, wibbles!

ALSO: puglace!
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Post by: bluemoon72 on January 20, 2010, 03:22:44 am
LOL, I just realized the pug necklace puglace is in the same place your Secret Satan gift is, smets (and greenkoolayd's Christmas presents too).  I believe I did not pack this bag away upon my moving; I believe these treasures are secreted away in my car's trunk.  This will be solved by the weekend.
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: AugustWest on January 20, 2010, 04:05:22 am
slice the lobster in half, straight down the middle. this will kill it.

Fuck I hope so! 

Now I'm gonna have nightmares about sundered crustaceans just mowing us all down.
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: Choop on January 20, 2010, 04:28:49 am
half a lobster can't walk or hold a gun so i think you'll be safe
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Post by: linnea on January 20, 2010, 05:31:21 am
Happy birthday, omba!!!
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Post by: Doc on January 20, 2010, 08:03:05 am
Have an awesome one Wombles. Though I'm sure you don't know how to have any other kind.

I once plotted 'the World's Most Decadent Nachos' to be made using kobe beef and some really exotic kind of chip-substitute (can't remember exactly what it was now) but I was stuck for a decadent enough cheese to go with it. The sauce was to involve sundried tomatoes and some particularly tasty red wine that I'd had around that time (which might not have been completely unrelated to having this idea).
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Post by: Toaster on January 20, 2010, 07:45:31 pm
...from the neighbors avocados.

Oh man I just pictured Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden all picking the forbidden avacado The Serpent all like "Hey kids I've got this mad recipie for that". The Lord all like

Quote from: YHWH
Thou has partaken of THE GUACAMOLE OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL. Thou art banished!
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: side_show on January 20, 2010, 07:57:46 pm
Guacamole is too good to be evil.
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Post by: pmcd9 on January 20, 2010, 09:10:31 pm
Avocado is so good, so perfect, that putting it in guacamole actually diminishes it (slightly).
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Post by: wombat on January 20, 2010, 09:17:26 pm
My guacamole recipe has simplified over the years to the point that now it's just avocado, lemon and salt.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 20, 2010, 09:19:52 pm
i may lose cans for this, but i dont care:

i care for neither avocados nor guacamole.
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: Choop on January 20, 2010, 09:26:17 pm
of course you don't. liking avocado or guacamole isn't very puerto rican.
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Post by: TedStriker on January 20, 2010, 09:34:18 pm
My guacamole recipe has simplified over the years to the point that now it's just avocado, lemon and salt.

Switch it to lime and then you're really talking.  And while I tend to agree with the pro-avocado stance, fresh made guac is like God's Own Dip.
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: side_show on January 20, 2010, 10:54:48 pm
Oh dear god, how I continue to long for nachos, now, ideally with guacamole. 
Title: Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
Post by: pmcd9 on January 20, 2010, 11:07:57 pm
Switch it to lime and then you're really talking.

Spoken like a true son of Houston Texas.

God's Own Dip.

Wait are we trying to pronounce Jough's name again?