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Title: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: littlefallsmets on June 01, 2010, 07:25:10 am: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05312010 (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05312010)

Is he seeing the server's mouth as a sphincter?

Is that... blood? Loose stool? I'm lost here.
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: oball on June 01, 2010, 08:19:01 am: Perhaps it would be instructive to examine some of Nice Pete's earlier statements about how he perceives women:

"I think that women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic. If they talk, it is the sound of glass breaking and birds burning in a shoebox." (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01032007)

"For the life of me, I cannot figure out how a man can love a woman when a woman is just a screaming clear area with a wig on and a large middle where the smells come from." (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03032008)
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: dejavroom on June 01, 2010, 12:25:26 pm: oohh shiiiiiiii
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: wombat on June 01, 2010, 12:36:40 pm: Oh god, I need this to be over now.
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: side_show on June 01, 2010, 04:32:35 pm: I have met guys like that. They tend to be sitting in booths at greasy spoons attached to bus depots. Guys like Vince Li (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Lee).
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: AugustWest on June 01, 2010, 05:02:54 pm: Quote from: side_show on June 01, 2010, 04:32:35 pm
I have met guys like that. They tend to be sitting in booths at greasy spoons attached to bus depots. Guys like Vince Li (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Lee).

Whoa. From the linked Wiki:

Quote
At 12:01 a.m. on July 30, 2008, Tim McLean, a carnival worker, was returning home to Manitoba after working at a fair in Alberta.[3]... Li then went back to the body and began severing other body parts and consuming some of McLean's flesh.

So, I guess Vince Li is some kind of Carny-vore.
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: Choop on June 01, 2010, 05:05:14 pm: GROAN
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: side_show on June 01, 2010, 07:29:58 pm: Double Groan.

This makes me think also of my time in the service industry. These sorts of things, when they happen are terrible at the time, but then in hindsight, having a nude guy in the restaurant is one of the highlights you tell others about your time working at your shitty-ass service job.
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on June 02, 2010, 05:27:08 am: Quote from: AugustWest on June 01, 2010, 05:02:54 pm
Whoa. From the linked Wiki:

So, I guess Vince Li is some kind of Carny-vore.

CANNED.
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: revdj on June 03, 2010, 01:38:54 am: This is very disturbing.

And poor Phillippe is on his way home.
Title: Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
Post by: TedStriker on June 03, 2010, 09:45:36 pm: Quote from: revdj on June 03, 2010, 01:38:54 am
This is very disturbing.

And poor Phillippe is on his way home.

Fantastic point. What of the rosemary-garlic shrimp? WHO WILL THINK OF THE SHRIMP!