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Trivial Pursuits => Wild Card => Topic started by: doomglobe on August 01, 2003, 05:39:23 am

Title: I farted.
Post by: doomglobe on August 01, 2003, 05:39:23 am

and now it smells.

Title: I farted.
Post by: jough on August 01, 2003, 09:20:26 am

I knew it wouldn't be long until someone went to the fart well in this forum.

But DANG man that's got to be a new record.

Title: poo
Post by: jay-ell on August 01, 2003, 03:10:50 pm

I know a guy whose farts sound like a duck's quack.  Oh, wait, that should go in the "sounds" forum...  

They also stink.  Like monkey.

Title: I farted.
Post by: CortJstr on August 01, 2003, 03:34:17 pm

Apparently every forum needs a Poop Thread

Title: I farted.
Post by: doomglobe on August 01, 2003, 06:58:35 pm

last night I slept on my stomach so the gas could escape my body, and this morning (even though my studio appartment has five open windows) it smelled like the people across the street had flooded their septic tank again. BEAT THAT.

Title: I farted.
Post by: slink on August 01, 2003, 07:21:48 pm

I'm almost disturbed by the honesty.
Maybe we're sharing too much too soon :S

Title: I farted.
Post by: AugustWest on August 02, 2003, 02:26:02 am

Hey, somebody light a match in here!

Title: I farted.
Post by: V-Adore on August 02, 2003, 05:16:36 am

It's a shame there isn't some kind of Guinness Book of Internet Records, because dizzang, this may be the fastest time between founding of board and starting of fart-related thread in message-board history.

Right on, everyone. Right on.

Title: I farted.
Post by: jough on August 02, 2003, 05:24:36 am

The stench is driving everyone out of the room.

THIS THREAD IS HISTORY.

Title: I farted.
Post by: Choop on August 11, 2003, 02:22:44 am

Re-opened because I feel I can manage this thread on top of my other... what, five threads?

Just keep it clean, people.

Do not break rule number one.

Title: I farted.
Post by: CortJstr on August 11, 2003, 02:26:34 am

I'm moving into a new apartment tomorrow and I cannot wait to fart in my new place. Because the first fart is special. ::eats beans::

Title: I farted.
Post by: Choop on August 11, 2003, 02:45:38 am

is like making love, only to a place, and hopefully you are alone.

[/vlad]

Title: I farted.
Post by: V-Adore on August 11, 2003, 03:10:20 am

"Love is the fart / Of every heart / For when held in / Doth pain the host / But when let out / Pains others most." -- Sir John Suckling. (I think. My British Farting Literature knowledge is a little remiss.)

Title: I farted.
Post by: Choop on August 13, 2003, 04:32:33 am

My mistake, jough. Please accept all forwarded apologies.

*forwards a thousand apologies*

Title: I farted.
Post by: Choop on August 18, 2003, 09:05:06 pm

Re-opened for a limited time only! Time to give Choop something to do for a few minutes a day!

Yes, this is one of those threads that will be periodically re-opened, only because it's the only thread anybody wants to post to in Smells.

*sniffle*