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Trivial Pursuits => People & Places => Topic started by: theinevitable on August 14, 2013, 05:47:04 am
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Anyone know anything about Phoenix? Anything I should know?
(jk jk happy very belated Miles we didn't forget you I'm just bad at doing actions)
(really though what's up with Phoenix you have mentioned a few times recently how much it sucks but I don't know if you have said why)
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Phoenix has more people than their water supply can support. Eventually they are all going to die of thirst, but in the meantime they still keep watering their lawns.
Once I was passing through Phoenix late at night and happened upon an arena where I concert had let out. Turns out it was Nine Inch Nails. I started talking to three kids who were waiting in the parking. Two of their girlfriends had somehow managed to find their way onto Trent Reznor's bus. I made them feel bad by telling them repeatedly that Reznor was fuck*ng their girlfriends. That was kinda mean.
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Cheers for Miles and his belated birthday!
Jeers for our negligent social chairman.
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I, for one, welcome the opportunity to belatedly wish Miles a happy birthday.
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I find your Miles intriguing and wish to subscribe to your belated birthday newsletter.
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Hey, thanks dudes.
As for Phoenix, I have a couple problems. The worst thing about the place is it's too damn hot. Sure, the winters are nice but so are the winters in Tucson, Vegas and SoCal. Beyond that, the city is a huge hot ugly fuck*ng mess of urban sprawl. Same problem I have with parts of the Inland Empire (like Riverside) and Vegas. But the IE is right next to paradise and Vegas, well I really don't like Vegas all that much either. Only in small doses and only at night. You could say Tucson is sprawl-y, but it's much smaller and prettier and weirder. Has more character, whatever that means.