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Title: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: AKKOLADE on April 22, 2016, 10:51:34 am: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04222016

The downsides of x-ray vision: physical processes are disgusting. At least it's better than listening to Pat.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: AugustWest on April 22, 2016, 12:51:04 pm: Quote from: AKKOLADE on April 22, 2016, 10:51:34 am
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04222016

The downsides of x-ray vision: physical processes are disgusting. At least it's better than listening to Pat.

He really needs to quit pressing air through his leadership hole.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: pmcd9 on April 22, 2016, 02:50:16 pm: I'm having trouble processing this strip.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: pmcd9 on April 22, 2016, 03:53:52 pm: Quote from: Asherdan on April 22, 2016, 03:45:46 pm
How every diet/lifestyle fiend should be processed.

in a meat grinder.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: Jaded Tersk on April 22, 2016, 05:34:45 pm: Better to be thought a memory meat with a poo system than to open your leadership hole and remove all doubt.

Pat will be in a hotel room in a nearby town with the glaze of a dozen assorted Krispy Kreme covering his face when he dies.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: pmcd9 on April 22, 2016, 05:44:36 pm: Quote from: Jaded Tersk on April 22, 2016, 05:34:45 pm
Pat will be in a hotel room in a nearby town with the glaze of a dozen assorted Krispy Kreme covering his face when he dies.

Or possibly the creme filling of a dozen twink(ies).
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: Jaded Tersk on April 23, 2016, 01:13:03 pm: Well, Pat would need to spend his life savings in order to achieve that moment, so let's hope for his sake he would die afterwards.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: pmcd9 on April 24, 2016, 06:56:51 am: Quote from: Jaded Tersk on April 23, 2016, 01:13:03 pm
Well, Pat would need to spend his life savings in order to achieve that moment, so let's hope for his sake he would die afterwards.

I get the impression that Pat is fairly well off. What does he do for money, anyway?
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: Jaded Tersk on April 24, 2016, 09:06:35 am: Quote from: pmcd9 on April 24, 2016, 06:56:51 am
I get the impression that Pat is fairly well off. What does he do for money, anyway?

He opened Soytopia: An Ecological and Sociopolitical Clarity Bar. But it only lasted one day.

Somehow he still manages to shop at Trader Joes.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on April 24, 2016, 12:12:27 pm: Maybe Rod Huggins supports him.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: pmcd9 on April 25, 2016, 01:44:48 am: Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on April 24, 2016, 12:12:27 pm
Maybe Rod Huggins supports him.

He was supporting Nice Pete before Rod Huggins came along.
Title: Re: April 22nd - Memory Meat with a Poo System
Post by: AugustWest on April 25, 2016, 12:38:08 pm: Quote from: pmcd9 on April 25, 2016, 01:44:48 am
He was supporting Nice Pete before Rod Huggins came along.

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Maybe Rod Huggins supports him.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Puts kind of a sinister spin on the phrase "child support payments". Ew.