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Title: Achewood Catch Phrases (Not Including Dick Euphemisms)
Post by: jough on February 17, 2004, 01:56:39 am: I thought it may be nice to try to collect Achewood Catch Phrases in a thread. Note that just because a phrase appears in Achewood (the comics, serialiser, or Ray's Place, etc.) it does not necessarily qualify. It has to be an Onstad-coinage, or at least not in common use elsewhere.

Please, POST ONLY ONE (1) PHRASE PER POST.

(That way they're easier to count later).

I'll start:

You are Violating.
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Post by: slink on February 17, 2004, 02:19:55 am: I vote in:

"What is the saddest thing?"

It's only been used, what, twice? But it is so obviously Achewood.
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Post by: AugustWest on February 17, 2004, 02:41:24 am: Rad Chilis
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Post by: Ben-San on February 17, 2004, 02:52:46 am: Here comes a special boy!
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Post by: Choop on February 17, 2004, 03:24:57 am: The Dude Owns Property
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Post by: jough on February 17, 2004, 03:26:44 am: Quote from: "AugustWest"
Rad Chilis

Dude, I said no dick euphemisms. There are too many.

I'll add another:

"Philippe is standing on it."
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Post by: Choop on February 17, 2004, 03:35:11 am: As I understood it, Rad Chilis is not a dick euphemism. It's a balls euphemism. Also: Bozack.

Ahem: "Hey hey I'm Roast Beef dontcha know" (complete with pistol-fingers (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03102003))
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Post by: jough on February 17, 2004, 03:45:30 am: Okay, no private parts euphemisms. That will be another thread.

Here's one:

"Six kinds of nasty."
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Post by: jay-ell on February 17, 2004, 03:47:17 am: Mad Rutty.
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Post by: jay-ell on February 17, 2004, 03:47:42 am: Also, 'maxed.

As in, "Spelled his name in smoke just as he 'maxed."
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Post by: CortJstr on February 17, 2004, 04:01:27 am: basically like treasure
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Post by: CortJstr on February 17, 2004, 04:02:01 am: worst song played on ugliest guitar

(it's caught on IRL with some people, anyway)
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Post by: AugustWest on February 17, 2004, 04:02:44 am: Boo to that!
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Post by: AugustWest on February 17, 2004, 04:09:01 am: Life is Awesome
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Post by: Choop on February 17, 2004, 04:13:14 am: You. Are. Rad.
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Post by: V-Adore on February 17, 2004, 04:35:02 am: Sort of a meta-catchphrase, but the use of "all" as a connector for clauses -- "all Adidas and stuff, all weed in his hat, all smokin' outside the 7-11 til the guy yells at him, all driving home loaded and feeling vague regret."
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Post by: Bozack on February 17, 2004, 06:10:20 am: do you think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town?
ha, also:
Quote from: "CortJstr"
worst song played on ugliest guitar
(it's caught on IRL with some people, anyway)

That was actually on a Valentine I sent out this year.
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Post by: V-Adore on February 17, 2004, 07:22:50 am: In terms of things that have seen RL usage, I should point out that a quote from the first book describing those who regard Achewood "like a hoss regarding a banjo" has turned into an element of slang hereabouts. "Look, honey, you know I hoss-banjo all this Linux distro stuff!"
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Post by: starlight on February 17, 2004, 10:17:47 am: Everybody dance like there's ass in your p.a.n.t.s*

[edit: I had to write it that way cause for some reason it wouldn't post the word ...arrrr. I hate censors]
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Post by: palm trees on February 17, 2004, 10:51:51 am: hell of decrepit
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Post by: Carlos del Vaca on February 17, 2004, 12:58:40 pm: will you be my girlfriend Molly
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Post by: jough on February 17, 2004, 03:18:17 pm: Quote from: "carlosdelvaca"
will you be my girlfriend Molly

Now how is someone asking someone else to be his/her girlfriend Achewood-specific?

I mean, honestly.

Okay, here's another one:

It's a perfect... logo.
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Post by: jough on February 17, 2004, 03:21:01 pm: it is impossible to have a good day
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Post by: jough on February 17, 2004, 03:21:17 pm: what we need more of is science
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Post by: slink on February 17, 2004, 03:22:25 pm: Seven kinky.

Oh, and I and a now a couple of people I know use "Stay off the beach, Pat".
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Post by: V-Adore on February 17, 2004, 03:35:32 pm: split on green!
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Post by: Bozack on February 17, 2004, 03:48:04 pm: You cold have a peter in your mouth.
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Post by: Bozack on February 17, 2004, 04:19:43 pm: GODDAMMIT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT MY PROBLEMS?
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Post by: St_Zartan on February 17, 2004, 04:23:39 pm: THE PUNISHMENT FOR TWO-TIMING IN THIS STATE IS...

INCREDIBLE DEATH
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Post by: Lane on February 17, 2004, 04:36:17 pm: Do you think it is rad to have alcoholism?
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Post by: Mantonio on February 17, 2004, 04:57:21 pm: Don't thank me, thank anarchy!
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Post by: Limmo on February 17, 2004, 05:14:57 pm: your hams are big and unfashionable but I am down
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Post by: AugustWest on February 17, 2004, 05:15:15 pm: Don't wear a cape!
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Post by: Limmo on February 17, 2004, 05:18:44 pm: Hell yes I can still sport wood!
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Post by: Mantonio on February 17, 2004, 05:24:33 pm: This man, he has sex appeal of biscut with two shits inside.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 17, 2004, 05:25:14 pm: It's already ringing.
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Post by: Bozack on February 17, 2004, 05:47:38 pm: No! No! I'm sorry! None of those terms mean anything to me!

Also, welcome Mantonio, nice name!
Title: Achewood Catch Phrases (Not Including Dick Euphemisms)
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on February 17, 2004, 05:56:58 pm: Quote from: "jough"
Quote from: "carlosdelvaca"
will you be my girlfriend Molly

Now how is someone asking someone else to be his/her girlfriend Achewood-specific?

It's not just the asking, it's asking in a mousy/smaller text/italicized kind of voice.
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Post by: AugustWest on February 17, 2004, 06:00:27 pm: have my retarded baby...
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 17, 2004, 06:29:39 pm: WHOO! I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the fuck*ng POLICE right now!
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 17, 2004, 07:02:51 pm: While I don't use this phrase myself (not that there's anything wrong with it), and it may tangentially violate the rules, it's always nice to hear "I dig boners" once in awhile.
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Post by: Ben-San on February 17, 2004, 07:21:06 pm: "I wouldn't let a damn molecule of my dick touch you".

..it's specialized, but I've seen it getting use.
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Post by: jsb on February 17, 2004, 08:30:17 pm: "Why can't i wake up with the gin already in me?"
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Post by: AlohaDawg on February 17, 2004, 10:18:11 pm: A turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly five o'clock news, Ray.
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Post by: wombat on February 17, 2004, 10:26:49 pm: Sometimes I say, "My basal nervous system wants" something.
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Post by: AlohaDawg on February 17, 2004, 10:34:21 pm: Suckin' dick bought this van
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Post by: Choop on February 17, 2004, 11:07:31 pm: We've incorporated into our standard lexicon the following:

I think my heart's explodin'! These ______(s)!

Where anything plural can fill in the blank.
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Post by: AlohaDawg on February 17, 2004, 11:15:27 pm: Killin' is a special thing you do when you want someone to die.
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Post by: Bozack on February 17, 2004, 11:46:41 pm: The Cure is silly! It is silly to like the Cure!
you can replace "The Cure" with basically anything, you know, what have you and whatnot.
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Post by: AlohaDawg on February 17, 2004, 11:55:48 pm: Frank had a dream. A household dream.
The sun has made a note of his face.

Tomorrow has made a phone call to today.
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Post by: palm trees on February 18, 2004, 01:25:29 am: Quote from: "Bozack"
You cold have a peter in your mouth.

i actually used that to explain why jesus called simon "simon who is called peter". it was because jesus didn't actually like him.

also, the band cold peter. (anyone ever check them out?)

it is totally a catchphrase.
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Post by: palm trees on February 18, 2004, 01:27:16 am: Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
WHOO! I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the fuck*ng POLICE right now!

haha. still my favourite achewood line ever.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 18, 2004, 03:31:39 am: Quote from: "Bozack"
No! No! I'm sorry! None of those terms mean anything to me!

Also, welcome Mantonio, nice name!

Why thanks! The particular name of Mantonio is not my own creation, though. I borrowed it from this strip here: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04242003 . Honestly, I don't know why I picked that moniker, as the dude is clearly not a role model. The strip does have a line that should suit the purposes of this thread, though:

"Was some gay magician having a garage sale?"
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Post by: Mantonio on February 18, 2004, 03:32:25 am: I don't really like...meals.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 18, 2004, 03:33:31 am: Why oh why did someone have to screw a monkey?
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Post by: Mantonio on February 18, 2004, 03:34:17 am: A snake rode a motorcycle seven miles!
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Post by: jough on February 18, 2004, 05:37:29 am: Who's this blowjob?
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Post by: jough on February 18, 2004, 05:39:53 am: We TALKED about this!
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Post by: jough on February 18, 2004, 05:40:41 am: Subway would PUNISH.
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Post by: St_Zartan on February 18, 2004, 05:55:37 am: Quote from: "jough"
Subway would PUNISH.

All Italian BMT with mustard on both sides
All parmesan oregano bread
All Baked Lay's

Is it lame that this strip actually inspired me to go out and get a goddamned Italian BMT on parmesan oregano bread? That damned all list has got some fuck*ng infective prosody.

That's probably what makes Achewood so addictive, when you boil it right down; Onstad can turn a phrase to stick in your head like few before him. I actually spent a few days using "all parmesan oregano bread" as a catch-all complimentary.

SEE ALSO: Oregon Trail, punishing at
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 18, 2004, 06:28:30 am: Quote from: "St_Zartan"
That's probably what makes Achewood so addictive, when you boil it right down; Onstad can turn a phrase to stick in your head like few before him.

Way to boil that shit down, St_Z. It's just like that, and no shit.
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Post by: The Moose King on February 18, 2004, 09:08:46 am: I remember reading where some guy was talking about some really bad electronic music, and he said, "How do you know a r-o-b-o-t's ass is bad? It just looks like this."

"Boo to that", as mentioned before, is probably of more universal applicability.
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Post by: The Moose King on February 18, 2004, 09:11:30 am: "I'm the guy who sucks. Plus I got depression."
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Post by: palm trees on February 18, 2004, 10:41:28 am: Quote from: "The Moose King"
"Boo to that", as mentioned before, is probably of more universal applicability.

heh definitely. all the time. also:

Aww, so I had my slant on. Lay off me.

catch-all for drunken behaviour.
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Post by: slink on February 18, 2004, 01:55:14 pm: Bone, bone, bone, though it need be accompanied by the dance. What a dance!
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Post by: V-Adore on February 18, 2004, 04:21:48 pm: Does "sux teh coq" count? It's not from the strip, but it's definitely para-Achewood.
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Post by: CortJstr on February 18, 2004, 05:29:05 pm: Quote from: "V-Adore"
Does "sux teh coq" count? It's not from the strip, but it's definitely para-Achewood.

No that's 133t. Dumbrellite starting using it in a mocking way but have now adopted it for real. Some of the transfers to our forum kept it up.
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Post by: jay-ell on February 18, 2004, 05:52:00 pm: One that has become common parlance around our house, anyway:

"Ha, ha! More like 'you're welcome!'"
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Post by: CortJstr on February 18, 2004, 06:04:19 pm: Quote from: "jldunston"
One that has become common parlance around our house, anyway:

"Ha, ha! More like 'you're welcome!'"

You broke the pattern. You were supposed to say "*weeps*"
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Post by: Bozack on February 18, 2004, 06:17:25 pm: My I entreat my lady to play at whist?
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Post by: V-Adore on February 18, 2004, 10:33:38 pm: I realize the l33tish origins of "sux teh coq," but I hadn't heard that particular phraseology until the Acheboard.

On-topic: YOU ARE A RAD FRIEND. YOU! ARE! RAD!
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Post by: sailor on February 19, 2004, 12:27:29 am: Bitches gotta takes their cunt pills!

shit, i knew there was a rekindled achwood forum out there. sweet.
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Post by: slink on February 19, 2004, 01:08:27 am: That's... quite a first post!

Oh, and;
"I got rabies. I got Aids. And I need to take a dump real bad."
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Post by: doomglobe on February 19, 2004, 03:55:21 am: Quote from: "jough"
Quote from: "AugustWest"
Rad Chilis

Dude, I said no dick euphemisms. There are too many.

I'll add another:

"Philippe is standing on it."

that is a c*ck euphemism. Hell all of achewood is a private parts euphemism. if you make rules like that all these phrases are void.

Also:
'because of a problem?'
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Post by: AlohaDawg on February 19, 2004, 04:05:05 am: Quote from: "slink"
That's... quite a first post!

Agreed, Hell of an effort, there, Sailor.

How about:

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRITATTA???
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 19, 2004, 04:13:40 am: I AM in hell, when I look at your website!
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 19, 2004, 04:15:20 am: . . . promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday.
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Post by: jay-ell on February 19, 2004, 04:22:25 am: Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
. . . promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday.

....and that they'll play together in a field when it gets better...

*weeps*
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Post by: Bozack on February 19, 2004, 06:34:59 am: I love speaking English very much!
I love it a thousand times!
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Post by: Bozack on February 19, 2004, 06:36:13 am: Well thorry! I jutht thought I'd athk!
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Post by: jough on February 19, 2004, 06:45:27 am: Slip him your sex pocket.
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Post by: palm trees on February 19, 2004, 01:16:18 pm: Man I don't need no free thousand hours of AOL
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Post by: Mantonio on February 19, 2004, 04:48:31 pm: Whatever, fag.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 19, 2004, 04:52:26 pm: I like way Vlad always pronounces words endink in -ing with -ink. e.g:

"Shower cap when usink computer, to keep hairs out of keyboard."

Man, I miss those r.o.b.o.t.s.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 19, 2004, 04:55:50 pm: Hey! Who put a hair on my dang nacho's!? I really wanted to eat these!
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Post by: Mantonio on February 19, 2004, 04:56:49 pm: You must be Santa's dad!
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Post by: St_Zartan on February 19, 2004, 06:18:29 pm: Buyer tries to stab me. Signs me up for so much spam

Believe it or not, I use this all the time, with the named irritant replacing "buyer".
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Post by: Apenotmonkey on February 19, 2004, 07:58:08 pm: I'M SORRY DR. KISSES!

Kinda seems redundant

oh my god she has got scoliosis

Rude titties
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 19, 2004, 08:03:52 pm: That's a pretty good first post, too. Cheers, and welcome.
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Post by: jough on February 19, 2004, 08:22:22 pm: Quote from: "St_Zartan"
Buyer tries to stab me. Signs me up for so much spam

Believe it or not, I use this all the time, with the named irritant replacing "buyer".

I may actually use this for a negative feedback I am going to leave for someone later.
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 19, 2004, 08:23:51 pm: Well, I'm crossing my fingers.
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Post by: sailor on February 19, 2004, 09:26:00 pm: Arrrhh! Me hates ye!
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Post by: sailor on February 19, 2004, 09:28:25 pm: and my favorite:

IT'S ALL CHING CHONG WING WONG
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Post by: Apenotmonkey on February 19, 2004, 10:41:38 pm: Thanks, nabubrush. Hi there, everyone. I've been a fan of Achewood for a long time, as well a lot of the Dumbrella sites... been (mostly) a lurker on the Dumbrella boards/this board for a while as well. So... um... yeah. Hello!
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Post by: sailor on February 19, 2004, 11:03:38 pm: hella yellin about the sex!
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Post by: AugustWest on February 20, 2004, 02:38:31 am: Quote from: "Apenotmonkey"
Thanks, nabubrush. Hi there, everyone. I've been a fan of Achewood for a long time, as well a lot of the Dumbrella sites... been (mostly) a lurker on the Dumbrella boards/this board for a while as well. So... um... yeah. Hello!

Welcome.

And to you also, Sailor.
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Post by: palm trees on February 20, 2004, 03:15:06 am: Quote from: "sailor"
and my favorite:

IT'S ALL CHING CHONG WING WONG

in every way possible that is so awesome
i love that so much
i love this thread, it makes me think of so many good strips.

ILLEGAL
GHOST
BIKES
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Post by: St_Zartan on February 20, 2004, 04:44:45 am: Just now I realized that I really would have liked to see the soft dick catch on. Not exactly the sort of thing I'd get to use all that often ("The self-help books are in and around the 150's and that is the soft dick on the Dewey Decimal System") but it would be just so delightful to be able to trot that one out every now and then.

NEXT STOP: THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE
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Post by: beetle on February 20, 2004, 10:03:45 am: HOLY CHRIST IS
THAT AN ALIVE
STUFFED ANIMAL
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Post by: jay-ell on February 20, 2004, 06:43:46 pm: "A screaming person who?"

"Oh, my! What a greusome car accident!"
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Post by: ferocious j on February 20, 2004, 10:10:10 pm: "Plus you probably want to get it on with me like a hundred times in one day"
Title: Mac
Post by: foolio on February 20, 2004, 11:46:29 pm: "Dang man it looks like they got Jeff Goldblum writin' the ads AND the OS"

"Talk about a computer which basically has AIDS"
Title: Beef
Post by: foolio on February 20, 2004, 11:53:37 pm: "I look like some guy who chooses fonts for a living"
Title: Re: Mac
Post by: Nabubrush on February 21, 2004, 02:59:43 am: Quote from: "foolio"
"Dang man it looks like they got Jeff Goldblum writin' the ads AND the OS"

"Talk about a computer which basically has AIDS"

Those fuck*ng killed me when I read that strip. I sent it to my brother (who was selling macs at the time) and he basically said "meh".
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Post by: V-Adore on February 21, 2004, 05:06:58 am: Does Unix have eBay?
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Post by: beetle on February 21, 2004, 09:30:38 am: YOU MAKE ME
DO IT IN MY
P.ANTS : (

GOOD BYE
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 21, 2004, 03:24:37 pm: "It is impossible to have a good day."
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Post by: jough on February 21, 2004, 07:55:15 pm: Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
"It is impossible to have a good day."

Dammit, people, we did that one already.

God DAMMIT why do you kids always have to be so STUPID.
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Post by: jay-ell on February 21, 2004, 08:22:14 pm: Quote from: "jough"
Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
"It is impossible to have a good day."

Dammit, people, we did that one already.

God DAMMIT why do you kids always have to be so STUPID.

Not the buckle, daddy
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Post by: sailor on February 21, 2004, 10:28:46 pm: Oh! that is truly the limit!

A dollar for a shot of Scope?
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Post by: sailor on February 21, 2004, 10:40:37 pm: "It seems like there is a difference between e-mail and the Internet. Is that right?"
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Post by: sailor on February 21, 2004, 11:17:21 pm: "you a real Super-sized homo jackass!"

ok, no more.
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Post by: sailor on February 21, 2004, 11:30:17 pm: "It ain't like you just fucked up your recycling!"
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Post by: AugustWest on February 22, 2004, 03:49:19 am: How about a timely, Fred G. Sanfordesque one:

"Since you such a dummy."
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Post by: Nabubrush on February 22, 2004, 07:36:27 pm: "I do not envy you the months of life you will waste talking with 12 year-old scat fetishists from Los Angeles.

Unless that's "your thing." "
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Post by: Flenker on February 22, 2004, 08:47:05 pm: Until you are the nudest you are ever being
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Post by: Flenker on February 22, 2004, 08:49:31 pm: Philippe
Wipe My Ass
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Post by: side_show on February 22, 2004, 09:33:31 pm: "Huuugs!"

We use this one around the house a lot, always followed by, well, a hug.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 26, 2004, 08:13:00 pm: All cats can man the throne. Ain't no thing... ...but a chickens wing.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 26, 2004, 08:22:40 pm: You should not be proud of your career!
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Post by: Mantonio on February 26, 2004, 08:23:38 pm: You were like the Martha Stewart of condoms.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 26, 2004, 08:29:46 pm: Hmmm...Only if you shower together. I need some pictures to sell on the Internet.
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Post by: Mantonio on February 26, 2004, 08:34:37 pm: Oh man if Tori Amos were here right now she would need so many hugs from me
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Post by: Formica on February 28, 2004, 09:27:04 pm: "Shut up, old computer! Shut up, whore computer!"

If it wasn't for that guest appearance, I dunno if I ever would have discovered Achewood.
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Post by: arlucasinc on March 01, 2004, 05:01:04 pm: "I think about her in my private moments"
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Post by: linnea on March 16, 2004, 03:40:46 pm: Hee! I am glad that I found this forum.

Awesome. AWESOME!!

this [forum] is basically like treasure.
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Post by: pmcd9 on March 16, 2004, 10:56:05 pm: Quote from: "linnea"
Hee! I am glad that I found this forum.

Awesome. AWESOME!!

this [forum] is basically like treasure.

I don't recall which strip this quote comes from.

~Paul
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Post by: pmcd9 on March 17, 2004, 03:16:05 am: Oh yeah i'd forgotten that one. Welcome Linnear.

~Paul
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Post by: Mantonio on March 17, 2004, 05:30:11 am: No one in science would.
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Post by: linnea on March 17, 2004, 02:43:08 pm: Quote from: "pmcd9"
Quote from: "linnea"
Hee! I am glad that I found this forum.

Awesome. AWESOME!!

this [forum] is basically like treasure.

I don't recall which strip this quote comes from.

~Paul

Yes, Asherdan noted the Beef on the moon storyline--Beef is on the phone to Ray, telling him about how the show Cheers is basically like treasure.

The "Awesome. AWESOME!!" quote is from the very first Ray's Place strip (http://www.achewood.com/raysplace.php?date=06112003&allnav=1):

Quote from: "Ray"

My question is whether or not I should be getting it on with one of my professors. I mean, she is a total fox, and she's giving me those eyes all the time. Man, you know what I mean. The problem is though, that it isn't very professional, and I guess we could both get in lots of trouble. —T.P., California

Dear T.P.,

It sounds to me like you haven't read the Sex Rulebook! The first rule of Sex is that everybody can always get it on. Man, go for it! Awesome! Awesome!
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Post by: St_Zartan on March 17, 2004, 04:26:01 pm: Quote from: "linnea"

The "Awesome. AWESOME!!" quote is from the very first Ray's Place strip (http://www.achewood.com/raysplace.php?date=06112003&allnav=1):

Oh dear God. It's like Ray wants you to imagine him cheering you on the next time you Make the Sex.

TRY GETTING THAT IMAGE OUT OF YOUR HEADS
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Post by: Bozack on March 17, 2004, 05:33:36 pm: Quote from: "Asherdan"
Try THAT image!

I'm sure this has already been quoted, but BOO TO THAT!
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Post by: V-Adore on March 17, 2004, 07:21:26 pm: Wow. I now officially know overly much about Asherdan's sex life.

But hey, whatever makes your and your special person's day.
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Post by: Reverend Sam on March 17, 2004, 10:57:45 pm: no sir, this is nothing short of a revolution
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Post by: A Theoretical Nose on March 18, 2004, 02:16:07 am: I do so like The Cure "for real!"

(Shunted over from Dumbrella. Hi.

For some reason Achewood is funniest when making fun of things I like.)

Say, you're kind of liberal, right? Kind of listenin' to The Cure and stuff?

Seriously, man! Who writes this shit? Nerdy bitches on speed?
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Post by: A Theoretical Nose on March 18, 2004, 02:16:50 am: Prison is supposed to be a really hard place to get out of
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Post by: AugustWest on March 18, 2004, 03:40:32 am: Quote from: "A Theoretical Nose"

For some reason Achewood is funniest when making fun of things I like.

plus

Quote from: "Rhinus Theoreticus"

Prison...

=

???????
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Post by: Mantonio on March 18, 2004, 06:58:01 am: Step Up And Act Like A Dad (S.A.L.A.D.).