The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board
Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Flenker on April 22, 2004, 08:11:17 am
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good ol' high school Roast Beef, making the dramatic announcement
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Well, this post was 2 minute earlier, so I'll go with it. Very very enjoyable strip except for the phrase "dunk oil" which I could for sure have done without.
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Yup, this one was earlier AND has the date. So it wins.
... I've been speculating for the past few minutes about which particular sexual fluid constitutes "dunk oil". I'd like to stop now, please. :(
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Dammit, I'd managed to forget that Alanis songs existed until just now.
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The Alanis songs and the Equation of the Week make this strip for me. (Mostly because I'm wondering if the Alanis song was "Head Over Feet" or "You Oughta Know.")
The equation is a little simple, though. Was it the club's shout-out recruitment effort?
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I was president of my high school's equation of the week club - and our equations were quite a bit more difficult.
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Does Onstand just make this stuff up? Dunk Oil? Man, if he's just making this stuff up, he's awesome at just coining new euphemisms for the best and worst things.
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Well, this post was 2 minute earlier, so I'll go with it. Very very enjoyable strip except for the phrase "dunk oil" which I could for sure have done without.
Christ even I looked at that twice, and then groaned in disgust.
It's usually Ray I expect to offend me most.
Good stuff.
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The Ultimate Penetrating Creame!
Slam Dunk jar 160 gr.
The perfect lube for heavy assplay and fisting. Slam Dunk contains the finest quality ingredients, such as Hydrogenated Oils, Polyethylene Polymer Dispersing Agent, Mineral Oils, Clove Oil, and Distilled Water. The Clove Oil makes your ass tingle and slightly numb. Slam Dunk is non-toxic. While Slam Dunk is perfect for all or your ass play toys, it is oil based and NOT condom compatible.
http://www.rob.nl/amsterdam/shop/en-us/dept_7.html
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A WHOLE LOT OF MESSED UP STUFF MAN.
Wow. Just....just WOW.
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Oh... uh... wow. Who knew?
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It's Onstad carrying out a particular lengthy, sneaky and cunning marketing ploy, by signing up as someone, appearing to be a real person, then spamming when he's released a comic about something that he's been paid to advertise.
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Slam Dunk is also available in a 640 gr bucket!!!
I'm also impressed that they list Crisco (in two sizes) on that page, although am disappointed that Vaseline, the fag mainstay, is not listed.
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I was under the impression that Vaseline was the mainstay of anyone too clueless, broke, or underage to use anything even vaguely respectable.
Crisco, as I understand these things, is for fetishists* but has cleanup issues.
* No, I don't want to talk about where I learned this. It would involve an unfortunate rant, if nothing else.
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and i thought hydrogenated oils were bad for you.
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Vaseline destroys latex. It's a bad idea for condom users.
640g of fisting lube is a harsh concept.
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640g of fisting lube is a harsh concept.
Dude. Harsh concepts all round, there!
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I'm sad that this board now contains the phrase, "Heavy assplay."
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It's also ambiguous. Am I to envision heavy play with someone's ass or playing with a heavy ass?
Gah!
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Am I to envision heavy play with someone's ass or playing with a heavy ass?
You just caused me to think about that for far longer than I'd have liked*.
*Which turned out to be the amount of time it took to read it!
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I rarely laugh out loud at achewood, but the last two days have slayed me.
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It's also ambiguous. Am I to envision heavy play with someone's ass or playing with a heavy ass?
Gah!
If it's playing with a heavy ass, that explains the 640g tub.
i actually emailed Onstad the link.
Slam Dunk...official lube of Homosexuals the monkey
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God dammit why does the board have to be inaccessible on the afternoon when all the good conversations are going on?
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i actually emailed Onstad the link.
Slam Dunk...official lube of Homosexuals the monkey
Like he doesn't get the annual reports right before the stockholder meetings...
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The Ultimate Penetrating Creame!
Slam Dunk jar 160 gr.
The perfect lube for heavy assplay and fisting. Slam Dunk contains the finest quality ingredients, such as Hydrogenated Oils, Polyethylene Polymer Dispersing Agent, Mineral Oils, Clove Oil, and Distilled Water. The Clove Oil makes your ass tingle and slightly numb. Slam Dunk is non-toxic. While Slam Dunk is perfect for all or your ass play toys, it is oil based and NOT condom compatible.
http://www.rob.nl/amsterdam/shop/en-us/dept_7.html
There is nothing wrong with this.
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I don't want to live in a world where having a tingly and slightly numb ass is wrong.
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when will they concoct an elixir that will make me only slightly a dumbass?
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I don't want to live in a world where having a tingly and slightly numb ass is wrong.
It's like giving yourself a stranger but in reverse.
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I thought the reverse of a stranger was called "a Roommate" (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roommate&f=1).
Although I think I see your point...
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Strangers, roommates...again, my horizons have been broadened.
Do people really do this? (No show of hands, please!) Because that seems exceedingly desperate to me. Then again, I suppose women get vibrators and dildos, but men have to either suffer the humiliation of purchasing a fleshlight or else get pretty creative in order to have the same amount of masturbatory detatchment...
...and that's officially gone too far. Sorry, kids. It's 2 AM and I'm tired as hell.
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I'm also really not seeing the appeal of a roommate, but hey, to each their own.
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If it's numb how does it get, um, prepared for the activity? I mean, they make sprays (http://store.orientalpharmacy.com/despst100.html) for that but laying on it sounds pretty unlikely.
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If it's numb how does it get, um, prepared for the activity? I mean, they make sprays (http://store.orientalpharmacy.com/despst100.html) for that but laying on it sounds pretty unlikely.
I'm pretty sure this is the same territory as donkey punches and dirty sanchezes in that they're a purely for joke value. They don't even do this stuff in porn.
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I'm pretty sure this is the same territory as donkey punches and dirty sanchezes in that they're a purely for joke value. They don't even do this stuff in porn.
Haha, yes. Purely....for...joke value. No-one ever gives dirty sanchezes!
No...one....
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Aaaoohh, hell.
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I'm pretty sure this is the same territory as donkey punches and dirty sanchezes in that they're a purely for joke value. They don't even do this stuff in porn.
They don't do this in mainstream pRon, maybe. I bet there are some special people on special projects out there, though. I mean, there are plenty of scat fetishists, so SOMEONE omust have taken a pictorial or shot some video by now, right? Probably in Germany where they call it Zee "Schmutziges Sanchez" and where Cartman's mom did some Scheissen Videos...
But we all know that since it is on the internet, is it not only TRUE but MUST BE ATTEMPTED so let's say a prayer for the young man with the fragile, pimply psyche trying hard to numb up his sceptyre so as to experience that elusive Stranger.
This completely destroys the song 'Strangers in the Night' for me now.
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But the show "Perfect Strangers" now has much vaster appeal for me.