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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: pmcd9 on April 29, 2004, 09:34:46 am
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Did my abscessed tooth pain wake me up at 4:00 just so I could be the first to comment on this awesome strip? Favorite part, Beef has fired up the Weber to grill a solitary wiener.
~Paul
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From the very top drawer. Beef is having Ray's life at the moment - which has to be a good thing. Ray's contortions are beautifully visualised - that is EXACTLY the face I'd make if my secret Barbie Porn stash was rumbled.
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Ray's contortions are beautifully visualised.
Very very agreed. In a world where mouths are intermittent, this is a fine one indeed.
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Did my abscessed tooth pain wake me up at 4:00 just so I could be the first to comment on this awesome strip? Favorite part, Beef has fired up the Weber to grill a solitary wiener.
~Paul
Absolutely. The best. Just him, a grill and a weiner.
But you know what adds even more to that? The fact that he's grilling in his shirt and tie.
Sometimes I wish that I could be Roast Beef. Minus getting shot all the damn time.
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That last panel is just priceless. That look on Ray's face. Beautiful. Today will be a good day after all.
Sounds like Ray needs a little help from his friend (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10192001).
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"I...I had to look a lotta stuff up for my advice column!"
And, man, isn't that just the classic excuse for naughtiness on the computer. Umm, I was doing research, I swear! My uncle told me once he needs to know what is out there so he can know what to protect his kids from. Ha!
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"I...I had to look a lotta stuff up for my advice column!"
And, man, isn't that just the classic excuse for naughtiness on the computer. Umm, I was doing research, I swear! My uncle told me once he needs to know what is out there so he can know what to protect his kids from. Ha!
I've actually gotten a similar excuse from a friend before. Kind of a weird guy to start with, but it gets deeper when you hear him say, "I need it for research for my book. My anime book."
"Would that be your blue-haired teenager with boobs the size of kick-balls in horrible bondage being sexually assaulted by an octopus creature anime book?"
"Yes, I'm self-publishing."
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I love how this is a near-total inversion of the Porno (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05162002) strip. It's a sign that Ray and Beef's relationship is changing, to Beef's benefit.
And that is rad, yo.
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I love how this is a near-total inversion of the Porno (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05162002) strip. It's a sign that Ray and Beef's relationship is changing, to Beef's benefit.
Is Beef retaliating against Ray for shaming him earlier, even though it was only in Beef's dreams that he was called out by Ray?
Also, I was unable to locate any cake-smashing porn with a quick Google search this morning. I'll have to try again sometime, because that sounds incredibly hot. Maybe I could ask Ray to send me a link...
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Thanks for posting that link. That strip is so beautiful! Roast Beef! That lady don't have no under##### on!
Is Ray getting dumber? Or am I getting wiser to his dumbness? If you remember the Simpsons from the first season and before, Homer wasn't that dumb of a guy. He got dumber as the years passed, and some fans saw it as pandering to a dumber and younger audience. Sometimes it seems to me that Ray gets dumber with each strip. Not in a bad way, mind you, it's kind of a cute dumb.
I think Beef has just put up with Ray's crazy antics for too long, so he is beginning to get snappy with him. I think he'll get over it soon. It happens with a couple of my friends all the time. I'll think I've had enough of their dumbass ways, but then I just get over it. And I'm sure they are that way with me too.
I love how I am analyzing Beef as if he isn't a cartoon character. I do the same thing with the Simpsons.
I love how this is a near-total inversion of the Porno (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05162002) strip. It's a sign that Ray and Beef's relationship is changing, to Beef's benefit.
And that is rad, yo.
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And, man, isn't that just the classic excuse for naughtiness on the computer. Umm, I was doing research, I swear! My uncle told me once he needs to know what is out there so he can know what to protect his kids from. Ha!
I call that the "Pete Townshend" syndrome.
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How many other people here have had to do exactly what Beef is doing? I can't make it through a workday without at least one, "sigh, I'll be over in a minute."
But at least Ray is smart enough to know that he has spyware, which is more than I can say for most of my coworkers. Hell, I'm impressed he knows the term.
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How many other people here have had to do exactly what Beef is doing?
My coworkers here are mostly computer literate, though there was one woman who would always forward bogus virus warnings to the entire department. She's a manager now.
I did spend about a year and a half doing tech support for an ISP in Arkansas. I'd guess the #2 most frequently asked question was "How do I erase my browser's history?"
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In 2004, I have no sympathy for anyone who surfs where they shouldn't surf while at work.
SAVE THE PORN VIEWING FOR HOME, LADIES
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I'd guess the #2 most frequently asked question was "How do I erase my browser's history?"
And the #1 was?
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I'd guess the #2 most frequently asked question was "How do I erase my browser's history?"
And the #1 was?
Q: Why can't I log in?
A: Your caps lock key is on.
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Dan, is that a photo of you wearing an outfit resembling a giant piece of beef?
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I love how this is a near-total inversion of the Porno (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05162002) strip. It's a sign that Ray and Beef's relationship is changing, to Beef's benefit.
Is Beef retaliating against Ray for shaming him earlier, even though it was only in Beef's dreams that he was called out by Ray?
Also, I was unable to locate any cake-smashing porn with a quick Google search this morning. I'll have to try again sometime, because that sounds incredibly hot. Maybe I could ask Ray to send me a link...
Not that I subscribe, but there is this British magazine called Splosh (http://www.splosh.co.uk/home.htm) that is nothing but naked women sitting in or smearing themselves with food.
I thank HBO's REAL SEX 23 (who remembers the number, really) for giving me this information which I pass on to you. I would not suggest clicking at work.
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No, sploshing doesn't have to be naked. I first heard about it from John Waters, where he described it as something that HE found "weird."
Sploshing is about people becoming sexually aroused by people smushing around in food. They don't have to be naked. In fact, in Splosh, they usually aren't.
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That sure wasn't the case on TV, though. And the dude in charge was definitely not the guy who would prefer they do this activity wearing wetsuits...or anything, for that matter.
Your defense of 'Sploshing' as an activity is unseemly....do I smell macaroni and cheese?
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As Norm once said on Cheers, "It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing milk-bone underwear".
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Doug McKenzie
As a Canadian, DEAR GOD NO.
What's next, Stompin' Tom?
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Doug McKenzie
As a Canadian, DEAR GOD NO.
What's next, Stompin' Tom?
Excuse me? Hoser?
How about you, umm, you know. TAKE OFF.
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But at least Ray is smart enough to know that he has spyware, which is more than I can say for most of my coworkers. Hell, I'm impressed he knows the term.
I dunno. If I had to hazard a guess (which I will declare myself to have to do right now) it would be that Ray saw a popup ad saying something to the effect of "YOUR COMPUTER IS INFECTED WITH SPYWARE! DOWNLOAD SPYWARE-SLAUGHTERER NOW!", downloaded Spyware-Slaughterer, got the popup again regardless, and realized that this spy-ware business was beyond his power to combat.
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Excuse me? Hoser?
How about you, umm, you know. TAKE OFF.
I've had friends who thought it was funny to put on a Bob and Doug McKenzie record in the middle of a productive eve of lying around stoned. There is nothing at all ok about that.
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I'd guess the #2 most frequently asked question was "How do I erase my browser's history?"
And the #1 was?
Q: Why can't I log in?
A: Your caps lock key is on.
Okay in my own defense the Caps Lock light on my work keyboard had just burned out. I didn't know!
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With regards to Splooshing, I can't see the apeal personally, but at least it didn't make me want to gouge out my eyes.
Also, god bless vicodin.
~Paul
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Oh my god those photographs are not arousing what is Ray thinking
Not that I subscribe, but there is this British magazine called Splosh (http://www.splosh.co.uk/home.htm) that is nothing but naked women sitting in or smearing themselves with food.
I thank HBO's REAL SEX 23 (who remembers the number, really) for giving me this information which I pass on to you. I would not suggest clicking at work.
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Sorry to derail ever so slightly (onto on topicness no less), but I was saving catching up til today.
Wow.
They've been good but this one had some fine moments. I am amused by the corporate sponsorship, as well as Ray's disgruntled face. How superb!
I was also impressed the day before that Todd can refer to 'Todd's romance novel' but then to 'T-T-Todd'.
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Oh, the good old hockey game
It's the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good old hockey game.
Up next: The Tragically Hip, "Fifty Mission Cap."
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Sing "Helmet Head" by Great Big Sea for us after that, ok?
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*tears of shame*
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Danny:
You're looking very beautiful man. Have you been away? St. Peter preached the
epistles to the apostles looking like that. Have you got any food.
Marwood:
Mmm, As a matter of fact, got a savaloy.
Danny:
How much is it?
Marwood:
You can have it for nothing.
*Danny sniffs the sausage. Withnail enters from the kitchen gluing the sole
back on his shoe. He is wearing a rather expensive looking suit.*
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Danny:
You're looking very beautiful man. Have you been away? St. Peter preached the
epistles to the apostles looking like that. Have you got any food.
Marwood:
Mmm, As a matter of fact, got a savaloy.
Danny:
How much is it?
Marwood:
You can have it for nothing.
*Danny sniffs the sausage. Withnail enters from the kitchen gluing the sole
back on his shoe. He is wearing a rather expensive looking suit.*
Danny:
I see you're wearing a suit.