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Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: starlight on May 03, 2004, 10:22:35 am
Wow... that's impressive.  this ongoing kinkiness trend...!

Also, enjoy Beef's cap even before that description was brought upon it.
Title: Re: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: andalucia on May 03, 2004, 11:11:11 am
Nice to see Ray not in the context of getting his spirits crushed today.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: V-Adore on May 03, 2004, 12:15:32 pm
Part of me is laughing hysterically, but part of me is noting that this strip derails my plans to give a professor of mine the link. At least today, anyway.

(Also, who is Agnetha?)

EDIT: The SO claims that Agnetha was one of the women from ABBA. I will accept this as a working hypothesis.

New favorite detail: the copyright on the diagram.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: miles on May 03, 2004, 01:07:14 pm
The motherfucker appears to be back in top form.  Go Ray!
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: AugustWest on May 03, 2004, 01:08:01 pm
Where's Bobby and how'd he get into the strip?
Title: WTF
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on May 03, 2004, 01:08:56 pm
WTF ARE YOU KIDS DOING WITH MY LOCK? PUT IT DOWN OR I'LL BOX YOUR EARS!
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Noah on May 03, 2004, 04:24:38 pm
this is hilarious...there's always been something funny about diagrams coming from nowhere and being explained with words like 'revolutionary'.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: CortJstr on May 03, 2004, 04:47:06 pm
My favorite part is that the diagram caught the corner of my eye when the strip first loaded but didn't give away the punchline because it looks just like a diagram of the inside of a kaleidoscope.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: ndpatel on May 03, 2004, 06:15:34 pm
clearly the best part is that the diagram is (C) Ulvaeas, Andersson.

which leads me to wonder, how did the dudes from abba invent this with only two dudes?

also: wasn't abba all married to each other?
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: AugustWest on May 03, 2004, 06:35:18 pm
Mama Mia!  You'd have to be some kind of Dancing Queen to pull that off, Fernando.  Trying something like that would be my Waterloo.  That's more Knowing Me, Knowing You than I care for.  The only way I'd go for something like that is Money, Money, Money, cause that's The Name of the Game.

/belaboring it just slightly.

Yikes! (http://www.abbafiles.com/)
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on May 03, 2004, 07:45:01 pm
I think it should be fitting that I be allowed to lock this topic.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Nabubrush on May 03, 2004, 07:55:30 pm
I think it would be fitting that I be able to selectively turn off avatars.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Pedro Picasso on May 03, 2004, 08:20:41 pm
Quote from: "AugustWest"
Mama Mia!  You'd have to be some kind of Dancing Queen to pull that off, Fernando.  Trying something like that would be my Waterloo.  That's more Knowing Me, Knowing You than I care for.  The only way I'd go for something like that is Money, Money, Money, cause that's The Name of the Game.


I was hoping to say something funny today, but I read your post and must now concede that the Winner Takes It All.

Truly, thou art a Super Trouper.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: PinkStainlessTail on May 03, 2004, 08:21:56 pm
Quote from: "AugustWest"
Mama Mia!  You'd have to be some kind of Dancing Queen to pull that off, Fernando.  Trying something like that would be my Waterloo.  That's more Knowing Me, Knowing You than I care for.  The only way I'd go for something like that is Money, Money, Money, cause that's The Name of the Game.

/belaboring it just slightly.

Yikes! (http://www.abbafiles.com/)


Has anybody seen my killing stick? I have sudden, GREAT, need of it.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Bozack on May 03, 2004, 08:24:30 pm
Jesus, man, I need bizarre diagrams just sitting around my house, all ready for display.

"What? You've never heard of a RUSTY TROMBONE?"
FWWZWAP!
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on May 03, 2004, 08:34:13 pm
Quote from: "PinkStainlessTail"
Quote from: "AugustWest"
Mama Mia!  You'd have to be some kind of Dancing Queen to pull that off, Fernando.  Trying something like that would be my Waterloo.  That's more Knowing Me, Knowing You than I care for.  The only way I'd go for something like that is Money, Money, Money, cause that's The Name of the Game.

/belaboring it just slightly.

Yikes! (http://www.abbafiles.com/)


Has anybody seen my killing stick? I have sudden, GREAT, need of it.


Seconded.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Nabubrush on May 03, 2004, 09:25:08 pm
Quote from: "Bozack"
Jesus, man, I need bizarre diagrams just sitting around my house, all ready for display.

"What? You've never heard of a RUSTY TROMBONE?"
FWWZWAP!

I'm going to spring the RUSTY TROMBONE on my sweetie as soon as she gets home from school tonight.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: JorgeFabregas on May 04, 2004, 12:56:22 am
I did not notice, upon first viewing, the link to bjorn.jpg
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Nabubrush on May 04, 2004, 02:54:59 am
Quote from: "JorgeFabregas"
I did not notice, upon first viewing, the link to bjorn.jpg

And it's signed.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: pmcd9 on May 04, 2004, 03:00:05 am
Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
I'm going to spring the RUSTY TROMBONE on my sweetie as soon as she gets home from school tonight.


If you do she'll be sweet no more.

~Paul
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Nabubrush on May 04, 2004, 03:04:31 am
Quite true, Paul - I had initially assumed that this was just something from Bozack's fevered mind; something that just sounded naughty.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: JorgeFabregas on May 04, 2004, 05:30:33 am
And now it's a DIFFERENT picture. Is it random or does he just keep changing it?
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Bozack on May 04, 2004, 06:03:44 am
Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
Quite true, Paul - I had initially assumed that this was just something from Bozack's fevered mind; something that just sounded naughty.


Haha, OH NO! The Rusty Trombone lives and breathes, like the Abraham Lincoln! The Swedish Fire-Breathing Dragon! The Swedish Rodeo! The Cleveland Steamer! The Roman Shower! The Dirty Sanchez! The Floopy! The Dutch Oven! The Tony Danza! You'd usually have to go to high school to learn about all of these, but I can teach you RIGHT NOW!

EDIT: Wow, I really AM Todd.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: andalucia on May 04, 2004, 11:33:20 am
I have totally been going to all the wrong high schools thus far.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Nabubrush on May 04, 2004, 02:59:11 pm
Quote from: "Bozack"
Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
Quite true, Paul - I had initially assumed that this was just something from Bozack's fevered mind; something that just sounded naughty.


Haha, OH NO! The Rusty Trombone lives and breathes, like the Abraham Lincoln! The Swedish Fire-Breathing Dragon! The Swedish Rodeo! The Cleveland Steamer! The Roman Shower! The Dirty Sanchez! The Floopy! The Dutch Oven! The Tony Danza! You'd usually have to go to high school to learn about all of these, but I can teach you RIGHT NOW!

EDIT: Wow, I really AM Todd.

Wait just a minute - the Dutch Oven? That ain't in the same league as my reading of the Rusty Trombone. Also, the Rusty Trombone shouldn't actually be what the definitions I saw say it is, but I won't get into detail about that. Incidentally, of those ten items, how many have you performed? And have you ever performed more than one on the same person, or does the performance of one pretty much ensure the end of the relationship?
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: Bozack on May 04, 2004, 03:12:29 pm
oh hell no i do not perform any of the listed activities, you'd probably get incarcerated. I am sure there are laws.
Yeah, the Dutch Oven was a last-minute addition to round out the cast.
Title: The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
Post by: jough on May 04, 2004, 03:13:49 pm
Oh good, you're all done with this topic then.

I'll lock up.