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Trivial Pursuits => Sports & Leisure => Topic started by: Asherdan on November 08, 2014, 01:14:37 am

Title: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: Asherdan on November 08, 2014, 01:14:37 am
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Title: Re: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: miles on November 08, 2014, 05:50:09 am
I'd eat a bald eagle, a cat and a hoss before any primate.

I love that dog comes before human though.
Title: Re: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: pmcd9 on November 08, 2014, 06:17:19 am
I've eaten 16 items on that list. The highest ranked being shark. Shark is delicious.
Title: Re: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: wombat on November 08, 2014, 03:26:54 pm
This just seems like a random computer generated list of animals.
Title: Re: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: pmcd9 on November 10, 2014, 05:38:48 am
This just seems like a random computer generated list of animals.

My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on November 18, 2014, 07:32:24 pm
I eat game meat as a hobby. You ever eat a giraffe? I have. I seek it out and buy the weirdest shit I can find, but then I learned the #1 vector of bizarre and exotic diseases  is in fact strange game meat. I can't trust my meat connection with my health so I had to walk away.
Title: Re: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: pmcd9 on November 18, 2014, 07:36:34 pm
A giraffe is just a long necked hoss really. If I were buying black market giraffe I would insist on neck meat.
Title: Re: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on December 05, 2014, 08:22:45 pm
Another list with a different slant (http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/land-animals-that-would-fuck-you-up-in-hand-to-hand-com-1667293976/+robharvilla).

My comment on that was "This is why I think the Wonder Twins "transform into any animal" power is vastly underrated in the "what superpower would you pick?" game. It's incredibly versatile. There are many, many ways to destroy your enemies, not to mention escape from them, spy on them, survive conditions you otherwise couldn't, etc."
Title: Re: Judge Ass Eatings...
Post by: wombat on December 05, 2014, 08:53:14 pm
This reminds me that I don't know if I've ever posted this very important link anywhere on this board. It's the scientific answer to the question about fighting duck-sized hosss or hoss-sized ducks.
http://www.giantflightlessbirds.com/2013/01/ducks-and-hosss/ (http://www.giantflightlessbirds.com/2013/01/ducks-and-hosss/)

Ugh, stupid filter. correct as necessary.