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Title: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: theinevitable on June 30, 2017, 01:40:20 am
Another time around the sun/
the party now is almost done/
a fluffy cake as soft as cotton/
is crushed b'neath a big fat bottom

ASH/
ER/
DAN

...*exits, clapping softly for the birthday boy*
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on June 30, 2017, 12:27:15 pm
...a human bottom? A hoss's ass? A pork butt?
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: wombat on June 30, 2017, 06:59:53 pm
I'm so confused, how can it be his birthday if Facebook is not nagging me about it every five seconds?
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: pmcd9 on July 12, 2017, 09:07:33 pm
I'm going to this party!
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: miles on July 19, 2017, 03:22:08 pm
[my b-day kinda got run over by events this year]

Just part of being a grown-ass man I think. Happy belated birthday dude.
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: pmcd9 on April 07, 2018, 09:55:39 am
grown-ass man

In my experience that term is used frequently as a defense against someone is trying to talk them out of doing something stupid.
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on April 08, 2018, 04:37:13 pm
In my experience that term is used frequently as a defense against someone is trying to talk them out of doing something stupid.

I tend to use it as a reason to NOT talk someone else out of doing something stupid. "He's a grown-ass man, I don't need to tell him what to do."
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: theinevitable on April 08, 2018, 04:47:51 pm
The other day I actually saw a link to an... adult video.... that involved a big butt smashing a cake. i did not click but I wondered if it was an achewood reference.
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: pmcd9 on April 09, 2018, 01:48:00 am
I tend to use it as a reason to NOT talk someone else out of doing something stupid. "He's a grown-ass man, I don't need to tell him what to do."

Two sides of the same coin.
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: pmcd9 on April 09, 2018, 01:48:58 am
The other day I actually saw a link to an... adult video.... that involved a big butt smashing a cake. i did not click but I wondered if it was an achewood reference.

Perhaps. Although we do know that cake smashing predates Achewood.
Title: Re: The Birthday Fellow's Ode
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on April 09, 2018, 01:08:24 pm
Sparky Lyle's "The Bronx Zoo" was the first I heard of sitting on cakes.