Dude like posted links to hardcore gay porn with high school sports mascots.  It was weird.  I think he's funny, but what's with the weird sexual thing going on?  Video game characters humping, a sig pic from an old Playboy, gay porn, bludgeoning whores?  Dude..?  Where's your old sense of humor?  Are you bitter that Onstad called you Joey Quadrangle or whatever the hell it was that one time?

Yeah, I'll always print them on 100# or equivalently "important-feeling" stock. I may also range into ecru, for those of you who really want your minds blown.

What serendipity.  I just got a new job, I have $29, and tomorrow afternoon when I'm sober I'm going to pick up a poster.  I got wasted a Murio's this evening.  Murio's is kind of like what's-'is-fuck's "nut shack" in Palo Alto, but it doesn't suck.  Thanks for the quality poster in my price range, Seņor Onstad.

It looks like this set of prints will sell out in just under 30 hours. I am working on a way to adapt the design to 2-color for a future run. The blue ink will be for first-run only, and subsequent runs may have like a red/black combo.

Congrats, dude!  $1600-ish bucks in 30 hours.  That's $53/hr.  About as much as my old roommate made working as a nurse in Walnut Creek.  But who wants to drive over a bridge to deliver Republican babies, anyway.

I'm glad you're reprinting them, because I was offline while they were on sale.  Red and black sounds kind of gaudy, but I'm sure you'll make it work.  You're still going to use the 100# paper for the second run, right?

Quality.  Two clicks and I get detailed, illustrated instructions on how to manufacture artificial pu$$ys.

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What the frik is Old Bay?

YOU GODLESS COUCHFUCK.

Godless, yes, but "couchfuck?"  The mental image is intriguing.  Is that normally a verb?  I picture a zit-faced teenybopper dry humping a couch in his parent's basement.  I just say, I am nothing of the sort.

I usually eat my shrimp (or "prawns" as we call them in San Francisco) either pan/wok fried with salt and pepper, or grilled with a mojo de ajo (garlic, lime, butter) sauce.  It's quite good if you can get the garlic to roast and sweeten from the grilling without overcooking the prawns.  This "Old Bay" exotica is something I have not experienced.  I take it you guys are recommending it on shellgiraffe?

I've been known to pull crabs out of the Pacific, and I'm wondering if using "Old Bay" might be a new seasoning for them.  I've been recently re-introduced to Singapore-style "chili crab" which is a conoction of crab covered in a southeast asian chili paste, whole black peppercorns, and egg.  It's quite good.  Those Singporeans have some phenominal seafood.  

Uh... I should be finishing the freelance marketing copy I'm supposed to write this afternoon, but I'm posting on the Achewood message board.  Jesus.   Need to concentrate...  Damn you internet....

Bah!  And I _JUST_ got a new job, that sadly doesn't pay very well.  How am I supposed to pay off my weighty debts and purchase internet crap that I can't afford?  I just know I'll buy pint glasses if I buy a poster.

"Bible fan fiction" is a pretty funny idea.   I think I'm going to hit up Gooooogle to see if I can find any.

Um, ok.  Bible fan fiction isn't nearly as funny as I thought it would be.  It's kind of like Pete's stuff.  I found a jewel where a little girl goes to hell on "judgement day" because she was raped by people speaking "Mexican." And people who aren't virgins on their wedding days go to hell, you know.  And then it gets weirder.  Mmmm.  Judgementlicious.

(Maybe NWS:) http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?p=1&s=1&g=0&cr=14&l=1&len=0&c=700&pt=0

Photoshop?  Or perhaps Onstad's epicurean distain for Starbucks and Peets is an affectation?

My vote is for affectation.  Personally, I think he's full of it.