I do say underwhelming as an upstanding citizen of the United Kingdom - so some regionalisation would be nice (aside from the previous asiatic excursion)

A Guy Fawkes achewood would be great (and anti-British Government, which I'm all for).  Just imagine... Philippe trying to hold a sparkler.

This story is certainly up there with the Touch Me Not incident for emotional power (on Philippe's part) - he and nature do not do well.

And for a bonus 20 points who knows what gun Ray used?

If there's a second "Ka-Wump" then that suggests that the axel of the rear wheels was close enough to the ground to collide with Philippe's poor victim - so by that time the front wheels should have stabalised.  I don't think there's much chance that the van will tumble.

That said - who knows how the physics of such an incident would play out when the only ballast in the van (other than it's own chassis) is an otter in a bumblebee suit?

Will the terror of this wild adventure ever end?

Beef'll probably get a Pi symbol next. Bless 'im.

Not just wingtips, but wingtip boots.

With a cuban heel.  A crepe sole in these circumstances may not be the most resiliant but I imagine it's traction against stainless steel when turning ignition keys would be invaluable.

Let's just hope Phillipe can slow down before he collides with Ray's truck.  Just think how deep the bite marks would be when he sees that monster-vehicle looming towards him.

I think the latest narrative is the reason Achewood outshines the competition.
The sinister surealism of it all is like something from a Daniel Clowes novel - just with an adorable otter.


In a bumblebee suit.


Looking for Ice Cream.


In the rain...


This is too much, when will we know?![/color]