Howdy.  I'm pregnant again, due in late February.

I used to always wash my hair every day because it generally was very oily within 18 hours of being washed.  After doing some reading here I decided to stop washing my hair everyday.  When I stopped washing every day, my scalp oil production adjusted very quickly.  I now wash my hair only about once per week (if that), and I freshen it in each shower with conditioner.  Conditioner has surfactants in it that will gently clean the hair a bit, but they take longer to work, so you need to leave the conditioner on your hair for at least 3 minutes.  Use the cheapest conditioner you like the smell of (V05's Free Me Freesia is my favorite, check your local dollar store).

I find that now that my scalp has adjusted oil production to a more reasonable level, my hair almost never looks greasy, nor smells bad, but it is very shiny, my curls look a whole lot better, and my hair color fades much more slowly.  I'm finding lately that my hair actually looks better the day after I shower than the day of my shower.

I decided to apply this same logic to the skin on the rest of my body, and I stopped using soap in every shower.  The oiliness of my facial skin, which had been very bad, calmed down just like my scalp had, very quickly.  Acne problems on various parts of my body cleared up almost completely.

Current baby status, 10/12: Another enormous plastic containment / entertainment device was purchased for the purpose of quelling baby's tears for an additional six minutes each day.  
 

An ominous trend begins.

Ah, expensive child neglect devices.  The secret is, they only work if your baby is already accustomed to being ignored.

Where shall I move when Governor Roy Moore exiles all the atheists from Alabama?

This is quite a coincidence.  My baby was enormously pleased with my a cappella bathtime rendition of "Particle Man" last night.

Misuse of figures of speech is troublesome because it means that the speaker doesn't really know what they're saying.  If they don't even know what they're saying how am I supposed to figure out what they actually mean?

On a side note, has anyone ever tasted breast milk? Is it good? I must have had some when I was a baby but I forget what it tastes like.

It is very sweet.  The flavor is very much influenced by the mother's diet.  The color, too.

You guys know that Myers-Briggs typing is only marginally more scientific than astrological sun signs, right?  Just checking.

I consistantly test as an INTP.  The I and T are strong preferences, but the N and P are weak.