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Achewood / 9 Dec 04 · Price optional

« on: December 09, 2004, 10:35:44 pm »

I totally didn't get that the photo of the cat was supposed to be the teacher. I was like, why is there a picture of a cat with the eyes blacked out? Is it the teacher's pet? I didn't even think about the whole anthropomorphic Animal High School thing.

Achewood / Make me buy a Garden Weasel!

« on: October 19, 2004, 05:44:38 pm »

Lisa Popeil has also sung background lyrics on most of "Weird Al" Yankovic's albums since 1984's Weird Al in 3-D, on which she sang the background vocals for "Mr. Popeil," a tribute to her father sung in the style of The B-52's.

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I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket giraffeerman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
Mr. Popeil!

I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
(Please, no C.O.D.'s.
Don't miss out on this deal.)
Ah, help me.
Mr. Popeil!

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Achewood / Mr. T's Commandments

« on: September 30, 2004, 12:02:40 am »

In the same odd "after-school public service announcement/self-aggrandizing macho wrestler rap" vein, we have Mr. T's real-life vanity album, sadly named not Education Supply (er, or Weiner Supply) but rather Mr. T's Commandments. If there's a lesson for us here, I think it's "Don't try to out-lame the 80's." It just can't be faked.
The album includes such inspiring tracks as:
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Mr. T's Commandments
Don't Talk To Strangers
The Toughest Man in the World
Mr. T, Mr. T (He Was Made for Love)
The One and Only Mr. T
No Dope, No Drugs
You Got to Go Through It

Achewood / Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band

« on: September 29, 2004, 11:16:13 pm »

I don't know if the other albums are real, but I actually own a copy of Hulk Rules by Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band (don't ask), and I can assure you that it is probably the worst album ever recorded to disc. I implore you, if you value your ears or your sanity, even a little, do not ever ever even consider subjecting yourself to Hulkster in Heaven, Beach Patrol, or perhaps worst of all, the ostensible single, I Want To Be A Hulkamaniac, which includes the following immortal verses—rapped by one Mr. Hogan.