that this is not only the worst forum ever, but contains a good number of history's worst criminals. V-Adore, can you actually present any useful reason at all why NATO shouldn't assemble a multinational task force dedicated solely to tracking you down, kicking down your door (in the process damaging a very valuable and culturally significant Record of Lodoss War wallscroll), and holding your chubby little head down the toilet while a multiethnic chorus of children sings "Achewood is entirely free, presented more frequently than any webcomic save Jerkcity, and is solely the intellectual property of one Chris Onstad, so maybe whining and crying to the person who is the actual physical reason you have a message board where you can make remarkably banal OLDE ENGLISHE LOL jokes in your signature file instead of just beating off to User Friendly and taking a nap is sort of a stupid thing to do?"

I assure you, the song rhymes quite well in Esperanto.