My title would've been "eight tablespoons of garam masala" but the question on everyone's lips is what the fuck is Bakugan poo.

Hello, folks!

The first time I read this I assumed the person on the phone had it wrong but reading it again and also reading Assetbar seems to make me think that while I now know that Ray is mistaken as to the real meaning of Whiskey Dick, everybody who comments of Assetbar is ALSO wrong. Which I guess makes a lot of sense.

Nothing on Téodor's latest masterpiece?

I find Rachael Ray incredibly annoying in nearly anything she does, but I can't find it in my heart to hate her for it.

Lyle Cocker

Clever.

Also "ALERT IS REMOVED" and "a special perfect yellow stick" that you touch other people with when you want to be friends.

accidentally marrying someone is certainly a concept that fits these two characters perfectly!

I think you misunderstand me.  The main difference between the "bad tequila" and the "good tequila" is the price of it.  The Emperor has no clothes.

You're extremely wrong, but that's alright. By all means further the ill-advised slander of a distinguished product by the nature of its hackneyed, illegitimate step-kin.

I've got five dollars that says it was Cuervo.

Which means he spent almost-good-tequila money for rot-gut, kind of like my first experience with Jack Daniels. I've since learned the ways of the world.

(also don't drink tequila, but that's because it's just nasty.)

Welcome to being uncultured about alcohol. It is definitely 100% crass to expect liquor to be palatable whose primary target market feels vomiting is in the drinking "pro-column". Pay the cash and get tequila that tastes like not-ass. Good tequila is sad about being in the same store as bad tequila.

So as far as moving forks, is the proper way to do it (as a right handed individual) to cut with your knife in your right hand and then eat the piece with your fork in your left, or cut with your non-dominant hand and eat in a more comfortable, natural fashion? I see the obvious energy waste switching, however, it is done for the sake of not feeling awkward, which is why there is a non-consensus as to whether it is tacky (unstylish) or not. Physical awkwardness is generally unstylish, I would assume?